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Sep 16, 2015 11:03 PM
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LetPein
No, just because he isn't hot there.
tdcarter9
Mmmmm....Chris Evans
D1na
mmmm steroids
WhoDey910
What the hell did Don Cheadle do, change shirts?
andreyhimself
Why didn't you end with Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk ? WHY?!
hamsterfresh
R.I.P., chubby Chris Pratt :(
leftypride
I love chubby! Most than sculpted dinosaur wrangler. Chubby = the best
twlcorinthian
The only real progress here is the Starlord dude, the rest of them were pretty buff before
goodguyC
Chris Evans got fucking jacked for Captain America!
NorfolkBoy
Ah, male objectification. Months of work go into that few days of shirtless scene shooting. How do we feel about unrealistic goals lads?
Summersky
I had no idea if that was really Robert Downey Jr. and did a double take; "Is that an ugly woman or a young RDJ?"
rinrollz
This comment makes me so sad, young RDJ is my ultimate heartthrob.
bananaranch
Yeah he was not all that attractive at one point in time. Which is hard to believe because he's damn fine now.
MaggGyver
"not attractive"? Excuse me!
pringlesyum
He's always been attractive and considered attractive by women of that time period. Chaplin era was tops.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
HOLY CRAP I HAD NO CLUE THAT WAS POND!
CallHerPaiger
I thought it was Rachel Leigh cook. NO idea is was pond
Meatspinner
I too only realized it after the movie while watching credits roll. "..Karen Gillan.. ..why does that sound so famil.. HOLY SHIT! HER?!"
Oruz
Same! Holy shit!
WayLatetotheParty
Except the second Chris Pratt is from Zero Dark Thirty
WernerHerzog
And that's the movie for which he got ripped first. But then he had to gain the weight for P&R again.
cognescenti
wrong. he never takes off his shirt in zero dark thirty. this is from GotG. I promise.
middlehead
No, I think the second pic is from ZDT. Not the movie itself, but his pre-film training.
Supernerdtastic
No, it's the pic he sent Marvel to prove how badly he wanted Guardians. It was the first post-fat pic anyone saw of him.
CheesusChrisp
Paul Rudd....omfg
MorningCoffeeMedication
Step 2. Shave chest
DontClickThisISwearItsForYourOwnGood
Wax*
Kycirion
Step 1. Have money...
Nibblitz
I always forget blade is a marvel character
SpicedNipples
And kick ass
BenShambrook
I love it because it means there's a marvel superhero movie that has the line 'cock juggling thundercunt' in it.
Kappa043
Blade being a Marvel character is the reason why Wesley Snipes has been hunting for someone else to play Black Panther for the last decade.
WeMustHaveSciencyThings
I seen that and was like "hold the fuck up, that's from blade not a ...... oh....."
LumpDaddy
I hope they "re-vamp" those movies
ReallyWellFuck
heh
otakudan
There is talks with snipes to make a cameo in a marvel movie(Dr. Strange most likely)
Nibblitz
nice
bloodpuncher
You say that, but he's not on this list so I'm going to call shenanigans.
dwideshrude
I get it.
Homersbackfat
He's definitely a marvel character man, it's in the beginning of the movie and there are comics of him
bloodpuncher
Oh, I know that, I just didn't notice that Blade was included in this list because I was looking for the main character, Blade, not sides.
Nibblitz
Is the Ryan Reynolds picture not from blade trinity?
dejadrew
Yeah he plays Hannibal Kane
dejadrew
*King
bloodpuncher
Woah, I redact my statement. I scrolled back through looking for Blade himself. My apologies.
Nibblitz
No problem bro
GroundControlToMajorFrontPage
Upvote for accuracy
mypostsknowwhatyoudidinthedark
Good catch!
TrapeziousMilkington
I thought you were making a joke about Don Cheadle
ArdenBendy
Same haha
Nibblitz
It works for that too
nation543
i wanna see a movie about Morbius. nobody gives him any love :(
tanebou
He's one of my all time favorites. COMPLETELY underrated comic series.
nation543
yeah dude, i had a few of his comics as a kid and absolutely fell in love with the series. sadly, nobody ever remembers him :\
terryr
Morbius was going to be in Blade 2. In the DVD outtake of Blade, at the end Morbius is wrapped up in clothes, watching Blade.
nation543
duuuuuude that would be bad ass. MARVEL WHY!!!!!!! :'(
terryr
Because the director wanted the 'funky boogaloo vampire squad' instead. And in 3 he had the 'funky boogaloo vampire hunting squad'.
BenShambrook
I love it because it means there's a marvel superhero movie that has the line 'cock juggling thundercunt' in it.
ijustwannafavoriteshit
Chris Evans is so hot it makes me wanna violently rip off mine and his clothes and throw it at people
BentdickCumsonsnatch
Oooh Captain America, I wanna glip glop his spadoodle.
marefo
Goddamn, yes he is. SO FINE.
pillagebeforeyouburn
But where did his chest hair go?! And are his nipples so much smaller in the second pic?
TheGayPenguin
Superheroes can't have chest hair. That would conflict with the poster model image of muscular men. Henry Cavill in Man of Steel, though hng
Supernerdtastic
GOD Yes, melted all over my damn seat at that. And his smile at the end.
citoyenne
I really want the waxed-chest trend to just die. Chest hair is awesome.
nikitaraqs
I totally dig the chest hair version too. I'll take scrawnier with hair that over jacked and shaved any day of the week!
ZOMGFLYINGTIGER
As a dude of the dick, I would love to see jacked Chris Evans with chest hair
citoyenne
Here you go: http://data.whicdn.com/images/61933778/original.jpg
citoyenne
He's not Captain America jacked (I think he did push-ups before all his shirtless shots to get that look) but he's still pretty jacked.
Supernerdtastic
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1c/a4/45/1ca445fc6da919052be41f779ebb0060.jpg 8D
fluffynutter55
Plus, he's just a happy guy, and that alone is so attractive
yikebicth
WHY DID I NOT KNOW THAT AMY POND WAS IN GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY? HOW DID I NOT RECOGNIZE HER?
memesis
https://media.giphy.com/media/sAfok9VTPY3bq/giphy.gif
bananaranch
Possibly because she was blue and bald. I didn't recognize her at first either.
HeyLookAGinger
Really i thought if you knew who she was you would instantly know that was her cause it looks like her, plus all the hype before.
Drewscifer
Because she shaved he head had voice modulation and wore all the body paint.
yikebicth
Oh, but now I'm looking at her pictures and I see all the similarities
Panda4hire
I figuratively shat myself when I figured this out right now. The Doctor is gonna be pissed.
yikebicth
Amy, do try not to become an alien. Whoops. Too late.
bannerz
Come along, pond
Applepotamus
she blue herself
irishfury
Acting.
thymus
I have to ask, who is Amy Pond? That girl is Karen Gillan and I don't understand anything
Whatamievendoinghere11
Amy Pond is a fictional character played by Karen Gillan on the show Doctor Who.
WebDreamSpiderMan
A show everyone should watch!
thymus
Thanks! Really, thanks!
jenw
If you're like me, you probably just thought it was Rachael Leigh Cook.
TheSardonicCheese
Yes! That's exactly what I thought! I was like "Is that Abigail Lytar?!"
allyourcatsbelongtome
^This. Every time I see her in GotG I think it's Rachel Leigh Cook.
NutellaOffYaBooty
Huge Jackedman
ChefHannibal
named his dick "Ackman"
imabathtub
I wanna step back man
IcathianSurprise
that right pic is a little too ripped for me tbh
javer80
he looks hella dehydrated
IcathianSurprise
that's partly how you get to looking like that
TheGayPenguin
Ditto. I prefer a little bit of squish on my men.
makkael
Don Cheadle > Don Cheadle with slightly shorter hair.
LadySasquatch
I feel like Don Cheadle just changed his clothes.
SlippitySlappityLovinLifeAndWife
Or Don Cheadle with a suit> Don Cheadle with shorter sleeves and no suit.
Meatspinner
The biggest improvement Marvel did with Don Cheadle was that he replaced that dolt Terrence Howard.
neomaddog
Terrence Howard says that 1x1=2
coquette007
I said this nearly in verbatim last night while watching Age of Ultron.
makkael
.5 upvote .5 updoot
InvertebrateErotica
You should see how buff he is in captain planet
makkael
Captain planet as in HEART FIRE WIND SPAGHETTIOS .>?
InvertebrateErotica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo
makkael
lol i forgot that existed, thank you.
kingoflight
yeah marvel had little to do with this
ReallyWellFuck
Yep. The actor for Kick-Ass was already hella buff by the time Kick-Ass 2 came out.
maccasrun
even had to lose muscle to play quick silver because he was too buff to be a sprinter
Janthran
actually hugh jackman dehydrates himself like crazy for shooting marvel movies, it's not really healthy
allyourcatsbelongtome
Apparently it makes the veins stand out and muscles more defined. I think guys do the same thing for those body builder competitions.
Janthran
Yes, that's why, but the "cut" effect doesn't look healthy so I don't find it appealing at all
notanalien117
That last one is amazing. Probably had to go through a really tough diet.
enkrs
Karen Gillian was already hot before marvel just saying
Xenopug
Kinda wish she actually was a kissogram,
enkrs
Dont we all
Lmoneyfresh
Right? All they did was shave her head and cover her in makeup/prosthetics. They made her look worse.
CPolofVancouver
Younger Chris Hemsworth look like he's about to be fucked in the ass in front of some cameras
SneezyDwarves
I'd watch it.
superhotjupiter
Omg. I can't handle the Paul Rudd upgrades. Be still my heart!
savesuccessful
Has anyone seen my starfish?!
ilovecows
And this is the reason I always carry a fresh pair of panties in my bag!
CaptainCoCo
No Vin Diesel/ Groot? Shame... shame... shame...
AleksLynn
Paul Studd*
Plumbus
Paul Rudd is my spirit animal. http://celeryman.alexmeub.com/ (visit on computer not sure if mobile works)
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I don't know...I love Paul Rudd, always have, but he's got kind of a grampy chest thing going on there...
theendofallthings
Mike 'Crap Bag' Hannigan.
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
Open up your heart, let the light shine in. Don't you understand, I already have a plan. I'm waiting for my real life to begin.
noobule
I don't like his weird six pack. He could have avoided that and would have been fucking killer
redrovered
I mean, I liked whatever was going on in the before picture too
isitsupposedtodothat
Like he wasn't perfect already.
majorballs
My thoughts exactly. Swoon.
LiterallyYourMom
Here's a good video of how Paul Rudd trained: https://youtu.be/LEC_lkpD3rM
hiroprotagonistdeliverator
You mother trucker!
Shallok
Not again...
KidShenck
Look how Chris Hemsworth went from a natural Adonis to a slightly more muscular Adonis!
danjo
I actually like the way he looked before better.
MissSpaceFace
Yeah I think he looked perfectly fine before. Now is a bit much for me.
Supernerdtastic
If you pay attention he's back to being normal sized. The after pic is CG'ed
GavinVolure
Whoa whoa whoa..the guy from kickass is the same guy that played quicksilver?
tubercularskies
He's also the dreadlock dude from savages. Now THAT'S a transformation.
Makemineaspicedrumandapplejuice
Across the pond is fairly well known here. Married to Sam Taylor-Wood too.
hardytardigrade
I had NO idea.
valerium
My reaction exactly!
ArrowheadCosplay
His friend in kick ass also played quick silver in days of future past
cobysev
He actually had to lose some muscle mass to play Quicksilver because runners are built slimmer and he was built like a bodybuilder.
ChefHannibal
dude.. I'm about to blow your mind.
GavinVolure
Mind.Blown.
GaiusOrpheus
He was also Bryan Cranston's son in Godzilla, where Elizabeth Olsen (Scarlet Witch) played his wife.
ChefHannibal
vegio
I'm gonna need to use this sooner or later. Thanks!
ChefHannibal
I'm going to give you this then http://reactiongifsarchive.imgur.com/
vegio
Damn son, that's some serious stuff. Definitely going to spread it tomorrow at work.
generaljones
No idea kickass was quicksilver.
GayHitler
What? You didn't see that coming?
Okiegoon
Agree. *mindblown*
lowsky
Qicksilver shouldn't be so ripped
tcdero
I remembered once I saw his abs. Don't judge me.
Zukka
Really? That was like the first thing I noticed
snowballer
I had to look it up http://imgur.com/Nbm5EYQ
astharoth
What, Quickass was Kicksilver ?
SomethingCleverBand
Thank God, I thought I was gonna be the only one.
ChefHannibal
indeed Kickass was Quicksilver and Asskicker was the other Quicksilver
Michelle45665
The character Todd was asskicker only I n the second movie, Evan peters only played Todd in the first movie not the second.
meinsaft
He was also in a sweet R.E.M. video: https://youtu.be/ZITh-XIikgI
Manateechica
OK, Glad I'm not the only one who was like....WHATTTT. He REALLY bulked up
OfficialUsernameChecker
I totally just though that
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
I just realized this too
ScooterBrothers
That neck, can i just has a bite of it?
TheJonatron
Quicksilver *was* Kickass. #youdidntseethatcoming
sendmesomethingpersonal
I wanted that comment.
SirDukeFillion
Doesn't really matter now since they completely wasted the character even though the mother of his child is being introduced in a few years.
popculturella
Quickass
pronacc
HAHAHAHA!!!!
ShowMeYourBB8
You beat me to it. I salute you!
voudosam
this needs more points
Nupary
Yeah, he gets really buff in the second movie (Terrible btw, don't watch it). I think that's why Marvel considered him for the part. (1/2)
Nupary
http://splashpage.mtv.com//wp-content/uploads/splash/2013/03/kick_ass_2_trailer_red_band_1.jpg
Baebladee
Same
cgvega
also his wife in godzilla plays his sister in avengers. weird.
Spiritette
Literally had to google it to make sure it was true. I didn't realize he was in Savages as well.
ClassicFumiko
I feel like he longbottomed a little. Cause in kickass I was like he's nerdy. And now kinda babe status. Pro-tip Google image him.
thesplashingblumpkins
I prefer him in kickass. Why does everyone have a beard now?
stinkycheezmonky
He was ripped at the end of Kickass 2.
ClassicFumiko
OH thanks I actually never saw that! HA!
stinkycheezmonky
The movie is 2 years old at this point. The time for spoiler alerts is long past :P
pronacc
No he was ripped in kickass. Watch the scene where he's taping up that girl's boobs.