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youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Alamo drafthouse is amazing for this reason, shut up or ur out is the rule there
zioy
Love the preshows and peanut butter shake there
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
seeing a movie in theaters is a fucking experience that should be respected. your ass talks your ass is getting shushed.
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
and if it aint a kids movie for the love of god please leave the kids at home.
ShoppingCartRodeo
I've had to walk out of movies and be that person who gets a refund because the entire theater crowd was loud as fuck in unison.
ShoppingCartRodeo
It was a horror flick and during the suspenseful build ups, they were whooping and hollering and then screaming when a jump scare happened.
djsdkdjsk
and did they scream for like 10 minutes straight, cause i hate that, i do get a scream but not when they continue screaming.
ShoppingCartRodeo
They did. I was with friends watching "You're Next" there wasn't a quiet moment. I couldn't even hear the movie...
MediaMuerte
Black people are notoriously loud at the movies
ohnoofcourseyourright
Why are they on their phone in the movie? That bothers me as much as talking.
Jdean78
South Africa is not a good place to be a white person right now.
amyisawessome
This woman is literally a shit stain on the country and on behalf of South Africa I'd like to deny her citizenship.
RayloKen
Not this shit again.
Andalite
Girl I went to see the movie with literally starting full out clapping in the scene where Freeman's character tried to talk to M'Boku and
DanFranzen
Morgan Freeman is not in Black Panther...
javer80
Martin. The white guy.
DanFranzen
Oh, yeah, the Tolkein white guy!
Supernerdtastic
I mean first shows gets cheers and applause for moments but extremely brief (aside from the ragdoll scene in Avengers xD) but yeah. Shaddap
Andalite
That's fine. But like, it wasn't a moment that had been built up to or needed that kind of emotional response. She was literally the only
Andalite
one clapping at a fairly innocuous scene just because one character was black and the other was white
Andalite
they hoot at him to shut him up. I didn't even hear what he said to Freeman's character because she was clapping and I was trying to stop
Andalite
her so she wouldn't bother the other guests in the theater. I used to work there and it would've been so embarrassing to get told off by my
Andalite
old co-workers. Especially since it was only our first date. If we go out again, I'm definitely not taking her to see another movie.
SIRTOXIC13
....They hoot? Not shush?
RedDwarfIV
They hoot. Its only one tribe that does it... but they hoot.
Andalite
Yeah. They're, uh...a gorilla tribe. So, they hoot.
Mack1986
For real though. The amount of audience calls is and cellphone calls taken was fucking insane
flack9099
Must be a shit movie
djsdkdjsk
its kinda weird how literally every other commercial is about cell phones and people just do it anyway
officialgifpolice
The first time I saw the second Guardians of the Galaxy with my sister and boyfriend, some guys were pointing a laser st the screen 1/2
officialgifpolice
It was really annoying and they were making eye contact with us and doing it just to piss us off. After complaining a bunch of times 2/3
officialgifpolice
A staff member finally saw the laser and kicked all 5 of them out. Expensive theatre as Well, so it was extra satisfying. 3/3
BraxtonFullerton
My wife kicked a dad with his crying baby out of our IMAX screening. Skin colors or not, nobody should have to put up with that nonsense.
Supernerdtastic
baby shouldn't be exposed to those speakers anyway. D:
hotdudecurator
That makes it sound like you OWN an imax...if that's true, I'd like to introduce myself. You can just call me your new best friend.
Mankytoes
I went to a talk on whales at a museum (I know, I'm a nerd). Someone sat there with a screaming infant for pretty much the whole time.
kifasaurusrex
Dammit I was going to comment this and you beat me to it. In my defense I had security kick them out and we paid $44 for those tickets!
KavianFloyd
OK, at first read I thought she used the baby to kick the dad with!
ikagawa
1 I'll never understand bringing an infant to a movie theater, especially an action film. I get how rare it is for new parents to get out,
johnnydarkside
Action movie, definitely. Even worse is this is an almost 2 and a half hour long action movie. That's forever for an infant.
ikagawa
2 but, find or hire a sitter instead of being a twat.
petethedragonslayer
Or just wait and rent it off Amazon or redbox
ClaireAnneN
Saw Death Wish on a date last week. There were crying infants/toddlers in the theater. THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THEIR SMALL EYES
OnismPiglet
Try parents who bring a baby to a romantic restaurant with adult themed decor, late at night. There is a whole lot of wrong with that.
LogicalAbsurdities
Who brought their baby to Hooters?
acinonyxjubatus
Plus big powerful movie-theater sound-systems can't be good for developing ears.
LeftBauer20
As a new dad. I know having a newborn means I don't get to do certain things. Instead, I wait for it to be on Netflix in 6 months. The end.
Clydefrogger
Netflix is s godsend to parents of youngins.
rmiGod
Well, that's because you are a considerate person, but sadly most are not.
KawaNyx
Damn. Apart from being loud he pulled his phone out and tweeted about it in the middle of the movie. Tsk tsk typical
amyisawessome
Oh wow. South Africa being stupid again. I'm so proud.
flack9099
Who says South Africa
GenerallyKenobi
You just did
amyisawessome
The location tag is my hometown in SA
sinbios
Fill in the blank: Johannesburg, Sout_ ______. Hint: it's a location.
Cayowin
It's right there on the image, from Johannesburg south Africa
DonnieDangles87
They (South Africa) have been awfully racist towards white people recently...this tweet is small potatoes.
theFinks
Had to leave the theater the 2nd time I watched it because a group of people were using their cell phones as light to see the food they 1/2
theFinks
snuck in. This was after I had already shushed them. Oh and they weren’t black. Ignorance has no boundaries.
ZimGenzko
I never got that extensive clapping and wooing in American cinemas at all.I actually want to see and fucking understand the movie you fucks
Jatopian
It's not really "American cinemas" as much as those frequented by a certain subset of American society.
Sammyv17
Which subset? This happened a lot during the Force Awakens. I didn't really care because the movie was louder.
Supernerdtastic
Don't go opening weekend. After that tell em to quiet down or fuck off. Theater mgmt should back you.
lindabee
They act like it's a live performance. lol
PrincessLeliana
I hate it when someone is an ass, so you call them an ass, and they just play the race card. Ugh
beastdude2003
Thewinterisstillhere
Race cards must be removed from that game. It is not funny anymore.
imagerboy
It's people like that who are their own worst enemy. They cheapen the whole cause
idkalan
I literally had a black employee play the race card simply bc I wrote him up for fucking up our product inventory. He quit the next day bc
idkalan
I told him that shit doesn't work on me, when I have physical proof that he fucked up.
Gianttesticlemonster
Penguinsandbroadswords
You can play whatever card you want. If you are an asshat, I'm gonna call you out on it.
KoalasArentReal
I've done after school programs with a bunch of autistic kids. A lot of shit behaviour is from people afraid to get angry at them ever
JackDoodle
That is the problem with the race card.
TheSwedishMoose
HowAboutThatUpdog
The problem with the race card is that it exists
labmonkey4life
Rikkytikky
I've never heard an intelligent person with a valid argument use the race card
JudgementalMan
As if race is never part of an issue
CheckMyFolders
It happens occasionally
BlackPowa
naggers
simplydifficult
People who annoy you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu8giYLHU9g
nsjsnenrndns
demonetized
ModerateRectalContusion
sykoticflaw
"Oh I'm not persecuted, I'm just an asshole."
groundcontrolto
Black Panther was one of my worst cinema experiences in a while. People talking, checking phones, taking selfies, moving seats repeatedly.
MattyPatty01
In general, people who use their race to excuse their shitty behavior are just shitty people.
spaghettiThunderbolt
That's racist! White people are the source of all evil, and everyone else is a saint that can do no wrong!
DaemonPrimarchOfTheTwelfth
Calm down Louis Farrakhan
GLUTINUSMAXIMUS
does this happen? ive never heard anyone go "sorry im an asshole im black." seems like an imgur circlejerk to me
Bob570
*shitty, racist people.
susansbutthole
I hate when [insert race] do that.
MyFavouriteHoodie
Let's not forget every colour has its shitty people contingent
ZombieJonSnow
"Dont mind me! Im just Italian thats how we all are HAHAHAHAHA" no your just jersey trash.
HybridSpaceWizards
HOAH!! WHat do you MEAN '' peOPLE"? lol jk
mastikator
Extra shitty because they're racist to boot
PossibleSarcasm
You can't be racist against white people, look it up
everettscott
Ooooh, almost got me, you *shakes fist*
AzzyBedlam
Oh mate I was so close to down voting you. Username checks out.
ctennessen
Same with location... "oh yeah sorry, that's just we do things in the south" stfu, that's not a free pass to be a bigot
atcggcta
Actually racism is in us Southerners blood technically
atcggcta
Oh man this was bait people aren’t supposed To upvote
ShoppingCartRodeo
Race and zodiac signs. Stfu Karen, you post minion memes, youre not a bad ass Scorpio.
ShoppingCartRodeo
I've always read as an Aquarius, I'm supposed to be chill yet sassy and creative. My hubby is a virgo.
GreetingsPrograms
"memes"
brownsugarbk
Yeah everyone knows moon sign is what's really important
ShoppingCartRodeo
I never understood the moon sign part.
brownsugarbk
Neither do I but I heard someone say its more important than zodiac and they were 100% serious
againchina
Yeah. Fuck scorpios tho - my star sign said to avoid scorpios
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
what is a star sign?
againchina
Virgo of course
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
As a Virgo that dated a Scorpio in the past, I can honestly say you're right. Scorpios are fucking sociopaths.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
I hate when people do that. "Oh can't help it! Im a libra!" No, your just a Cunt.
Allanonshea1
I'm a libra AND a cunt. I approve of your assessment
GreetingsPrograms
DongPuncher
Such a Scorpio thing to say
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Excusing shitty behavior yea, but if you wanna complain about doing 5 for an ounce of weed when Brock Turner does months I’ll listen to that
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
And no you cannot avoid egregious misapplications of justice by not committing crimes.
somewhatwiseguy
I mean I've been harassed by cops too and I'm white just happen to be really poor and have bad acne so I look like a meth addict
CairoLen
Now imagine how much worse it would be if you were black.
Elaan21
In my experience it comes down to whast type of person society sees as trash. Always poor, but race depends on area. Urban = typically black
Elaan21
Rural = meth/"trailer trash" It's the demographics of poverty
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
That’s an anecdote. Studies are conclusive on the effect of skin color in conviction and sentencing
Elaan21
Criminologist Can confirm.
somewhatwiseguy
I'm not disagreeing just saying that skin color isn't the only factor the way you look dress etc also can factor in discrimination seen
jsktrogdor
1/2 To be fair: Certain movies are better with a loud audience. I saw Grindhouse twice, once with a mostly black audience and once with a
DaddyLike
I saw that movie twice in the theater, as well. I wish I could replicate that experience again.
jsktrogdor
2/2 white audience. The movie was exponentially better with people screaming at the screen. But that's kind of the point of that movie.
Mankytoes
People reacting to the film loudly is genuinely ok. It's more people having their own conversation or being on their phones that sucks.
Dyslexicbirch
Worst ove delt with is teens screaming during harry potter every two seconds, my friend bent over and told them dobby dies
bdawk202020
No, there's a person in the movie theater telling you to stop being an obnoxious asshole & let people hear the movie they paid for. No color
mrread55
The color is black. As in when the lights go down and it’s hard to see anything else but the film because of the lack of light.
maniacalmacaroni
Kyuukichi
I can imagine that person writing this very tweet during the damn movie with screen brightness on nuclear
IAlwaysUpvoteSexy
Sound on full, tappity tappity click clack... zoop.
Ghost0fDawn
When I saw the movie at release some dudes got kicked out for being load twats
TheFlash5
Load twats.
HughLaurie
LOAD TWATS WITH WOOD
Ghost0fDawn
I do my best
iamthisguy247
Is that freeware, or do I have to pay?
Ghost0fDawn
Depends if you want the standard twat or a succulent premium twat
elonmusky1234567
Blacks are racist.
ironfang69
Someone really dumb once said "Blacks can not be racist because they have no power, they can be prejudiced but not racist"
plaguegremlin
You see, this used to be true, but not anymore. Now there is just more reason for them to be racist.
leonbloodbane
Whites, Asians, Indians, everyone is racist
Dubszero
Lots of Natives are too. Understandably so in my opinion.
chardlz
Asians especially. Well, they're more blatant about it in my experience
Raileks
lmfao "Everyone's a racist. Especially those Asians."
chardlz
Definitely ironic but culture is a bit different in Asia where blatant racist comments aren't hushed so it comes off differently than here
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Especially if they don't know that you can understand their language. He'll Hispanic people are the same way.
somewhatwiseguy
Hispanic people are super racist I don't speak the language but my sister is fluent and has gone off on people for talking shit about me in
edofm
How so? They didn't riot in the streets with Tiki torches tho
AzzyBedlam
Because they don't have to. In many Asian countries xenophobia is just part of life, no one even looks down on it.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
If the theatre is dark, then how'd they tell the person was white?
Cayowin
In south Africa, people have distantly different accents depending on their race
uptaco
Have you seen a movie in theatre? It gives off enough light that I know if the rando sitting next to me has a herp-mouth.
spookyactionatadistance
I don't get why some people hung on this movie like it was the comming of Black Jesus. The character was created by a white guy. The
Mikeiller
"A white guy?" How about two Jewish World War II veterans. They knew a thing or two about racism and oppression themselves.
Nuggzs
Created by a white guy, yes, but modern writers are often black who do a lot of research into African culture. Movie reps a lot of Afro cul.
TheFastpaws
Which blacks in America are so in tune with & made sense for any isolationist nation.
spookyactionatadistance
2) orchestration by a Swedish dude who went to Senegal and lifted sounds from an actual renown Senegalese musician (with consent). The movie
spookyactionatadistance
3) isn't even that good. It's sad when your so in need of an identity that you project your whole heritage on a Marvel/Disney vehicle. It's
Xoniac
I agree with you completely but that movie was fu ckin great.
SomeCrazyNerd
Okay I don't like the over-hype but it WAS hella good
SayonaraSally
Haven't seen it but literally every other Marvel movie is 0 star utter rubbish; I can't possibly see this being that different.
spookyactionatadistance
What I meant by 'wasnt that good' was more compared to the hype. I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. It's in my top 5 Marvel movies
spookyactionatadistance
4) the worst kind of irony. The sad one.
javer80
We sure are lucky we have Spookyactionatadistance to tutor everybody on the acceptable way to hold a race identity. Clap, fuckers. Clap now
spookyactionatadistance
I'm not telling people what they should or shouldn't do. I'm from a minority myself and our identity is also kinda mudded by history and I
TheseAreMcSqizziesNuts
Some dude yelled at the end of my movie "Wakanda forever." I'm like, he does know it's a fictional place, right?
escalinci
Lots of people did that with Avatar too and that wasn't even a good movie!
TheseAreMcSqizziesNuts
That's just weird. I get escapism but that's just going a bit far for me
FiveShiftOne
There's a movement rallying around the movie for its representation of African culture. Wakanda to them is the idea of a black paradise.
TheseAreMcSqizziesNuts
I can get with that.
uptaco
He probably does. And has read about it profusely.
TheseAreMcSqizziesNuts
Lol
LegendInMyOwnMind
If its a funny movie, laugh. If its scary, scream. But why talk throughout the entire movie?
djsdkdjsk
yes but don't laugh or scream for 10 minutes straight, so no once can hear it
Sutashi
Went to a movie and this girl behind us kept screaming and laughing. No break. Like one line was simply "Hi how are you" and she started...
Sutashi
started laughing like it was the funniest joke ever told. It got so bad her date told her to shut up or leave.
djsdkdjsk
yes, those people who laugh for minutes straight at something that's not funny in the least.
TicoGuy
And Tweet during the movie that you are probably also talking through
DavidBrooker
Sometimes its fun to run your commentary throughout the movie. The polite thing to do is to do so on your couch at home.
2020Gamer
Or go to the latest showing two weeks after release so you can get the whooooole theatre to yourself. Talk and sing away. Did it for Moana.
whattasteslikepurple
I like to talk during movies, but I go to the drive in where no one can hear you. I keep my mouth shut in theatres.
PirateFroglet
I know I said out loud This is a Tide ad, after the dude came out of the sand wearing white. Nobody laughed.
drunkbs
I guess it's appropriate if it's a talkie.
feanoreldar
That's why I only watch traditional silent movies.
giraffesarecoolarentthey
Cuz you paid 8 dollars to go see Poseidon, and it wasn't really that good, and you're on a date, and you try to make her laugh
vixiecat
That’s such a turn off.
Andalite
Ask her if she wants to finish seeing the movie, and then you go on from there
butsir
great example of everything is about me. go fuck your self
giraffesarecoolarentthey
Great example of a hot head ^ kindly go and have an aneurysm over minor inconvenience please. Thank you, and have a wonderful day
butsir
self centered to the next level. impressive
giraffesarecoolarentthey
How do you afford to live giving all of your money to charity? And how do you make time what with a the volunteer work you do?
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Aww, did your feelings get hurt?
LegendInMyOwnMind
So because you payed money to see a shit movie and are so dull that you can't think of a better date option, you get to ruin others time?
giraffesarecoolarentthey
Hmmm town of 1,396 people, a sixteen, and a 15 year old with no driver's licenses, jobs paying 5.25 an hour, not a lot of options
LegendInMyOwnMind
I live in a small town so I get that. But its incredibly rude and selfish to talk during a movie. You paid to watch it? Others did too.
giraffesarecoolarentthey
Yes the whole 5 of us. Literally me,her,her cousin, her other cousin, and his girlfriend
giraffesarecoolarentthey
Also there was me, her, her cousin( that we got the ride from) her other cousin, his girlfriend, and their friend. That was the audience
giraffesarecoolarentthey
And we sat well away from them so as not to ruin their time
Sandpussy
leonbloodbane
If you wanna talk with a date don’t go to a movie go to dinner, movie is just spending time together
giraffesarecoolarentthey
Yes dinner with her and her two cousins would have been a blast. This text limit makes it very hard to extrapolate the whole story, silly me
giraffesarecoolarentthey
Forgetting the Imgur Lynch mob flies off the handle, knowing full well they aren't going to get the whole story, from a 140 word comment
Sutashi
No we get it. There was only your group there & you didn't sit together. The point is if you no longer wanted to watch the movie you...
KWJester49
If me and my wife have both seen a movie I like to talk about it during it. Obviously not for something new to either of us and only at home
Snooj
The last time I saw Zootopia in the theater there was a girl who tried to say as many of the lines as she could along with the movie.
Snooj
After the movie I was tempted to tell her friend that it was really sweet of her to bring someone mentally retarded to the movies.
CairoLen
Probably an autistic kid. A lot of them do a thing called scripting. It's really hard for them not to. And yes, annoying for the rest of us.
Snooj
I thought it might be that, but there were some hints that she was just annoying. For one thing, she was with someone who appeared to be 1-
Snooj
her own age, not a parent. And halfway through the movie she got up to go get something at the snack bar by herself. 2-2
CairoLen
My autistic daughter could do both of those things, easily. She doesn't script though.
Regularsizemedium
I have a friend who gets upset if you ignore his commentary while watching a movie.
Ant1eX
I'd never watch anything with him
WinchesterTavern
Mikeiller
Unless you're trapped in space with several small robots, that's inexcusable.
LegendInMyOwnMind
You don't need those kind of people in your life, mate.
Occasionalfunnycomment
He ain't your mate, buddy.
PMyourDrawings
I almost downvoted this. Fuck that guy
Z0op
Or people who keep asking questions about whats going to happen even tho its your first time watching it too
Sutashi
My dad does this.He also assumes that if he's seen or read something everyone has.
ehnayehn
Your friend should be barred from public theatres.
BishlamekGurpgork
You need to not go to movies with that person. And if they ask why, be honest. "You talk during the movie."
BishlamekGurpgork
ikagawa
I hope you only watch movies with him at home. Or make him wear a ball gag at the theater.
Regularsizemedium
He gets mad if we see a movie without him can't figure out why we do this.I just take my dad he loves movies good or bad he has a good time.
ikagawa
I often take my Mom. She's nearing 70 and just enjoys outings with her son. Overloaded her on Marvel films, though.
baconator724
Same here but she actually enjoys them and always holds the questions till after the movie lol
BishlamekGurpgork
"I'd like to invite you along, but you talk during the movie."
iamthisguy247
Kinky.
cannedbat
imagine thinking that someone's skin colour should have any bearing on whether or not you respect their polite request to be quiet
corbynDallas
Welcome to South Africa
Jar78
Beat me to it.
TheMightyJoe
if you’re a racist black person then it does obviously
WowSoSparkly
Imagine white people being so horrified at being lumped together like they do to every other race every other day ("uuuuuh not meeeee" lol)
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
I saw it opening weekend, there was one black dude talking and 20 minutes in a black woman told him to shut the fuck up
VodkaReindeer
I'm sure the tweet was joke about how white people in general are. Did you not catch that?
tehPhreakmang
Spfeel
Imagine that black people generally make comments during a film so maybe it was never a race thing. The joke is meant to be ironic.
tomyironmane
Sure it does. Everyone knows Gingers don't have souls.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
B-But it was a white person...
lindabee
Movies are so expensive, I want to be able to sit in peace and hear the damn dialogue.
PossibleSarcasm
This movie belongs to black people. If you go to see it, you are basically entering a black person's home. Have respect!
vulturedoors
Username checks out.
Clopay
https://imgur.com/FWb1dWD
PetitChocolat
Deep
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
I'm definitely not racist, but it's been my theater-going experience that all the loud ass people were ALWAYS black. 100% of them.
Elaan21
Eh, it's been plenty of white people in my experience. Probably depends on demographics.
Fahargo
Probably just has to do with a certain culture. In some areas black people fill it in others white.
AzzyBedlam
I agree, in my experience it's always the black people. But for future reference, "I'm not racist" is always read as "I'm a huge racist."
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
Cathy Newman would definitely read "I'm not racist" as "I'm a huge racist".
UncomfortableTruths
Imagine being privileged enough to think skin color (and subsequently the life you come from) has no bearing on the meaning of what you say.
Fahargo
Skin color does not dictate the value of one's words. To think otherwise is racism.
UncomfortableTruths
If you're not willing to read about very basic facts of how life works for folks of color, you have nothing to add to this conversation.
Fahargo
Saying skin color does not dictate the value of someone's words does not discount the differences different people face in life. The 1/2
Fahargo
Value of your words comes from your character. Not what color your skin happens to be. To say your black you don't get an opinion 1/2
DrBama
So skin color should have bearing on what you say?
UncomfortableTruths
Your color has a big impact on whether or not you will be forced to contend with various systemic problems, at least in the US. It's not (1)
UncomfortableTruths
a secret that non-white folks face a lot of hurdles that white folks don't. White folk don't commonly have to worry about whether or not (2)
UncomfortableTruths
a police officer will shoot them for basically no reason. Black folk learn pretty early on that they HAVE to be careful around police if (3)
nibbley
imagine going through life totally ignorant of cultural differences
AzzyBedlam
Accepting cultural differences does not mean tolerating people being obnoxious assholes. Shut your fucking mouth at the movies.
nibbley
it literally does in this case, and hey maybe fuck off out the theatre if you don't like it?
DrakeRamorayMD
pygmypufftrampstamp
They literally have PSAs at the beginning of the movie asking people to turn off their phones and shut the fuck up so everyone can enjoy.
nibbley
lol these comments are wild 'how dare people be loud at this place i knew people would be loud!!! won't someone love me!'
IllusivePanda
You're not supposed to be loud in a theater, they even tell you beforehand on screen if you're too dumb to remember
PostedTheGifNowMainAccountIsBanned
Are you genuinely fucking braindead? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LOUD AT A THEATER YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF DNA.
arumunus
I worked at a theater for eight years. Lobbies may be loud but the auditorium where a movie played was expected by most everyone to be quiet
idkalan
Why should people leave the theater simply because they don't want to watch the film with the audience making a disturbance?
idkalan
Maybe the people making the disturbance should keep that shit at home and not in a theater
SnarkyOstrich
Low quality bait
Blze001
You can tell because he's ignoring the comments that point out theaters themselves tell people to shut up when the movie starts.
DonnieDangles87
So youre saying it's part of black culture to be a loud, obnoxious, asshole at the movies and everyone must bend to your will at a theatre/
nibbley
either that or 'hey you went to a place you knew would be loud and then complained like a precious snowflake' but hate on i guess
DonnieDangles87
/which is typicially filled with people from a wide variety of cultures... the majority of whom, are not loud, obnoxious assholes???
Drosophilamelanobastard
I once told some black teens to please be quiet during a movie. One of them wanted to confront me but I pretended i had no idea what he (1)
Drosophilamelanobastard
was walking about. I kinda had a colorblind "our races shouldn't matter" attitude. But damn I realize now a distraction beats an ass wooping
Huggitt17
Yeah well, at least they have a color. I refuse to respect the rights of translucent ghosts.
onlyhalfghost
Hey fuck you too man.
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JudgementalMan
If you mix all the paints in a palette do you get white?
Zan11
And neither are actual human skin colors
Damiankai
Black is the combination of all colors combining on a surface. White only contains all colors if its white light.
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
Neither is a color (both achromatic), and both black and white can contain the whole spectrum depending on the system you're using
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
The difference between colors of light and colors of pigment https://www.sciencelearn.org.nz/resources/47-colours-of-light
Sionas
Sounds like thinking one race is better than another to me.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Luckily it's not racist because it's hating on white people. (Someone screenshot this, i've had mods delete the same comment before.)
XxCartsxX
I’m not a fan of the 100m. I find the 400m more exciting. There, I said it.
Rogahar
Thankyou for reminding me I haven't read any Discworld books in a while.
SofaKingSpecial
How long have you been a dad?
dancelikeyousharted
Steeplechase ftw
Vercci
FREAK
HughLaurie
Pff, it's the same thing with a tiny bit more suspense.
chloramphenicolderivative
800m is the most skillful because it requires both endurance and high speed.
lolaluftnagel
That was my race <3 <3 <3
udoulove
<3
slacker92
The 400m is a torture of a race
SkillerPenguin
Oh for sure.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Only the first time when you ignorantly think you can sprint the whole thing and then proceed to almost pass out
bbirbb
But.. it is a sprint.. if you can't sprint the whole thing, you shouldn't be competing in it.
Sionas
I respect your decision, personally I like the 50m sprint.
dennisprager
if you were arguing it would be a race war but your civil manner has brought peace in our times thank you
Jburli24
I like the 50m down to the shop to buy yourself a tub of Ben and Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream :)
whatspaulplayingtoday
A good 5k has my vote.
lopeardgaloot
I prefer the couch
DarthFutuza
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
Agreed. The best race is no race
Sionas
Probably because you are a bad egg
JudgeVegas
Is there a word for that? Some kind of -ism maybe?
dovebair
Imagine being able to consider a social interaction without trying to reinforce a hierarchy....
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
ThrowerBot
Turns out, some people are just assholes.
Ikeepforgettingmyusername8
EwGrooss
*racist
VoidofStatic
Votekick
Yep, assholes can in all shapes, sizes and colours. Best case... you're not related to any.
undead4life
Turns out, some people are just racist.
buttplugexpert
I'm Chip Chaplie, and that's news to me
Josekell
That Key and Peele sketch about the gay office worker is still one of my favorite examples of this principle.
diedrichm0319360
I came back to upvotes this
dragonofthesouth
... one does not have to acquiesce toa request regardless of source or politeness.
CaptaineObvious
Correct you can continue to be an asshat if you choose, and hopefully get kicked out
dragonofthesouth
It's funny, I am way left of the aisle in American politics, but am also against blimd ideology, my comment is correct but uncomfortable
Allanonshea1
No your* comment makes you look like an asshole who ruins movies
DovahQuinn
It’s funny, you totally missed the point of the original comment and why you are being downvoted.
ManicYEEtPressive
Try whistling that tune when law enforcement has gotcha pulled over and let me know how it works for ya.
riggeroo
True. But one should not ridicule based solely upon race. That there my friend, is racism.
davidjytang
But I can almost guarantee it was the dark ladies and gentlemen who were noisy.
Shivawawa
Y'all are so blatantly fucking racist on here
ScottyTheMan
racist like the original post?
Shivawawa
The original post is stupid, not racist.
ScottyTheMan
and de nile is a river in Egypt
GenerallyKenobi
But...it's a theatre, isn't everyone dark?
davidjytang
Phishouttawatta
Fuck you that was what i was gonna say, you slick SOB
SeriouslyAwkward
When i went to watch Thor Ragnarok there was a white dude in the middle section who laughed like a demented monkey at every tiny joke...
PossibleSarcasm
There's always that one prick who laughs super loud at all the not-funny jokes in the movie.
Tamerdinosaur
Which is sad, because thor ragnarok had bad jokes.
davidjytang
That too, I can believe.
leslieMagnet
That was my friend Buddy. We try to keep him quiet...
SeriouslyAwkward
like holy shit man. So i ended up missing half the jokes in the movie T.T I just wanted to share my grief :(
missleadinginiformation
I hate those people
SeriouslyAwkward
as you should.
Clitastrophe
I know a guy who laughs frequently and loudly in theaters. But I think he knows it because whenever he took me to the movies he arranged it
Clitastrophe
-so we were the only ones in the theater, it was really nice. I don't like theaters anymore unless they're mostly empty. I'm spoiled on it.
knightofthehokeypokey
...he arranged it so they were empty? Like you only went to old movies in old theaters or he bought out the place?
skelitor120
I feel like you just summed up my irritation with the comedian trope of portraying white people as polite. "Black people be rude as hell!" -
skelitor120
- isn't as racially sensitive apparently lol
Pafolo
I’ve had this happen many times and when you tell them the quiet down the just keep trying to mess with you. 1/2
Pafolo
durning my sisters graduation and we couldnt hear a damn thing the presenter was saying. Didn’t help that there kids middle name was 2/3
Pafolo
A name of cheat liquor.
vulturedoors
Whose name is Night Train.
idkalan
Who's middle name is "Mad Dog"
minkuschild
Loud black people? Noooo.....
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Sound loud blacks are funny af, esp their laughs lmao
DontTazeMeBrah
AW HELL NAW
TheManWithTheSevenScars
Falkorburnstoo
You think that's bad.. You've probably never met a Puerto Rican
TrueDankMemeLord
I saw DBZ: Resurrection F in a theater in Miami. Wanna guess if I was quiet or not?
pancreas
https://youtu.be/EtzlKJ1dObU?t=32
NoImDirtyDan
I saw a Medea movie in theaters once. Never again...
bread1
lol you watched a Medea movie in the theaters
Dongmastersven
Jesus christ I can’t even imagine
imagenyus
Gf and I saw bad boys 2, I always sit dead middle for best sound. White people lol, opening kkk scene shouting BROTHERS! everyone got hype>
imagenyus
> when the gods came off and it was martin Lawrence and will Smith. Holy shit it was uncomfortable lol and loud
imagenyus
God=Hoods
Evangeli
I saw Insidious 3 in a predominantly black area. Turned a horror movie into a rousing comedy.
yarow12
Please explain.
neoritter
Ohhh don't go in there child! *get's stabbed* I told you!
elyk26
This is so ironic, a response to a comment stating you shouldn’t look at color and then this response saying black people are loud.
elyk26
Wait unless I’m misreading the situation if I am I apologize, I understood it as sarcastic, saying that blacks are loud.
Musicosity
But they are...so....
minkuschild
.....so.......
Fairdinkums
Magic tricks get them really going
mxsoman
AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!
DurendaI
TheMcCswanszle
They must've loooved doctor strange then right?
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Tbf the healing power of white magic is a stark contrast to the destructiveness of black magic Those not accustomed to it can be taken aback
OneBucPerson
Same with requests for child support.
dennisprager
come on we just went over racism and ya went and pulled out the absent father stereotype come on anonymous internet person
OneBucPerson
https://i.imgflip.com/snzyw.jpg