Josekell

17008 pts · June 1, 2016


A guy once texted me off a bogus # a girl gave him and I made gold out of it. It’s easily the best post I’ll ever have on here. Look it up.

So I guess there goes the element of surprise

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Was Jigsaw trained in the use of PLCs?

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Han Solo Multilingual Routine

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Actors with accents you can’t detect (because you have them).

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How awesome is it?

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My puppy won’t stop making mean, hurtful jokes at my expense for some reason.

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The internet for the past month or so...

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It is what it is...I guess.

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I always thought wrong number flirt texts were hilarious. I finally had the opportunity to respond to one myself.

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Old World Self Care

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A reversal of roles

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Out of Context Comic Panels (Few of my Favorites)

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GF’s cat grins at me in a way that makes me uneasy sometimes.

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Nothing peels a jaded teen off the couch faster.

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My GF’s typos are comedy gold.

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Clever Marketing...

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Who else here hisses like a bad movie vampire to drive your cats away when eating on the couch?

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Everyday we stray further from God's light.

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Whenever you start feeling regret...

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New National Mascot

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This restaurant has their wine cellar entrance inside the men’s room stall.

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"Oh come on, it's just as good as Captain Crunch."

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Fifty Cent's comeback film doesn't look like it has much of an advertisement budget...

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Are these always in the rough part of town?

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When You Make Your First Post in a New Online Community

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Bar I'm at right now apparently thinks they're hilarious.

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Relaxing after a long day.

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Hurt me MORE!

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Seen a lot of funny St. Patrick’s Day posts. This one is still my favorite.

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Girlfriend came out of the bathroom with a mud mask on. I had to show her this scene.

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MFW I’m told they’re trying to start King of the Hill back up again

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The Lantern Corps gets a new member.

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The Stardew Paradox

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Me: I'm going to keep my dark atheistic existential thoughts to myself nobody want to hear that stuff *has three drinks*

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Overused Movie Poster Color Scheme

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Anyone else wonder if our children will look back on the big styled beard as being the "mullet" of our generation?

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