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Feb 10, 2018 4:29 PM
Doofensmirtz86
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RememberTheC4nt
That's quite a trade
donkeymoney
Kudos to whoever captured that shot.
bvbowalrus
But is the horse ok?!?
IPlayWithFire
All the women i see on tinder say they are just there for friends... Wait... is that code for "with benefits" and ive been blind?
pakman84
cant ride if you dead, unless you into that kind of thing
Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhkhgg
Why can't all women be this awesome.
charkleman
Hi
JustMe60
truth in advertising
VodkaReindeer
What's the recommend feature?
rhcpmuse911
This really is the best time in all of history to talk to the opposite sex
simbion
That’s a bad fall.
eromitlab
AS GAWD AS MAH WITNESS SHE'S BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!
SankariSuomi
Follow your dreams, Jennifer!
notaballoon
How come I never see chicks like this on Tinder? It's all "Live Laugh Love!! I love hiking! No bad vibes! I'm not here for hookups!"
charlanbama
Oh my Lord...she may have broken her neck in that fall. This is horrific. That poor girl.
Cheerios4dinner
More important, is the horse ok
casperdaghost
Or...........is Jennifer trying to....................get into a Tide ad???.............
FlailingDildo
https://imgur.com/WSyujuK
Relikar
Thanks @OP, sent this to my equestrian gf. She's a show jumper.
Doofensmirtz86
Offbrandspam
Pretty sure I've seen her didn't match sadly :/
AceOfShovels
...you can RECOMMEND people to your friends?
FourWindBadger
Picture: he or she is ded..
ultranewt
Normally horse pics on tinder ward me off, but this is different.
DeadRabbitOG
Looks like she’ll be riding a wheelchair.
wobblecocks
Did I just watch snuff? It's not even noon.
ByeBusinessPoop
"I cant feel my legs!" -Wheelchair guy probably.
feelthetensionsoonassomeonementionsme
Ouch
TrepidJaguar
Whoa
futureman3000
When you upgrade from para to quadri.
Humblefappa
SerenePrincess013
I'm going to a special place in hell for laughing at this. Want me to save you a seat?
karamelone
What's a quadritrooper? D:
insertusername1234
He actually died...that’s hilarious
NoDakGirl
I... It's the same motion! If she sucks at one, she sucks at both!
MistressLyda
I am sorry to disappoint you, but horses are a bit bigger than men.
blairmichod
Speak for yourself.
MistressLyda
True, I forgot about the Falabella horses.
NoDakGirl
Well no shit. But the canter is pretty much the same rhythm...
BlueKarat
I don't think you gotta worry about a guy face planting and sending you flying off him.
NoDakGirl
Shit happens. I wouldn't count it out!
MistressLyda
Point of balance is different, and you can lean more forwards on a human vs most horses. And the worry of falling off is far less.
translocated
Also men don't come with stirrups
MistressLyda
Not as a default no.
NoDakGirl
Beds are helpful for balance.
NoDakGirl
I dunno man. I'm less worried about the 4th level schooling horse throwing me than my husband. Lol
MistressLyda
Ropes can be useful there ;D
hajimedj
Slutty AND a witty sense of humour? Yes please!
stillers2000
Everything I like in a woman!
faeros
Everything you like in a woman is you.
DarkUranium
"They were perfect for each other. He was strong, brave, intelligent, heroic, honorable, funny, and empathetic, and she was pretty." (1/2)
DarkUranium
-- source: https://twitter.com/awfulfantasy/status/643466605154955264 (2/2)
IBrewLiquidGold
This chick went to school on Vancouver Island, BCZ
IBrewLiquidGold
BC**. Not sure why the Z’s were added on the end.
EmzeexD
So is the horse ok?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
thanks, I was about to ask "... BECAUSE what??"
mazimillion
She looks really well off, but like she listens to the dead Kennedys
conservativenightmare24
Competing in horse jumping is not for poor people, not even average salary
riicochet
Where do people find these girls!? Also, do girls on Tinder reply?
MagicSquid
1) they're bots. 2) they're bots.
SeanBrittain
Add them on instagram, most girls post that shit. Or snapchat\
fstrutzkoff
No
Bundacious
How do you guys manage to lower the difficulty setting?
LizardEnterprises
Like most games these days, its a pay-to-win feature.
scottEkarate
Abs
Bundacious
Ok, so more money, face lift, and brakes?
TheSilverSeraph
The secret for getting replies is, as usual, Step 1 - “Be attractive”. Or so I’ve been told.
newdoug2017
Step 1 and me:
valen00
20% of the guys get 80% of the matches
MistressLyda
Indeed. But to complicate matters, people see different things as attractive.
conservativenightmare24
Can confirm, met my wife on tinder and I am attractive
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conservativenightmare24
Yes I know, I was being arrogant
f1photog
I super liked a woman over a year ago and we are still together. She’s the only one I’ve ever even considered marrying.
Swagosauruss
You're lucky man, grats :)
NoCreativity3
I met like 10 girls in a month or two. So, yes.
MRatClan
How tall are u?
EyeTri
He's 5' 3". I'm 6'3¾". How tall are you?
NoCreativity3
6 feet
crazydoggolady
I always reply to messages on Tinder, so yes some of them do
Brochiavelli
niko321
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
It doesn't count if all you reply is "Ew."
EyeTri
EW.
dawnzoom
Ew.
crazydoggolady
why would I say ew to a guy I previously found attractive enough to swipe right to? :)
Skizzlesnap
Because you’re a woman.
crazydoggolady
still wouldnt do it. On the other hand, I would call them a misogynistic asshole if they commented something like that.
aesthesia1
I dont know how tinder works. Does it find people near you? In that case, you've got to live near rich people if you want a girl like this
PossiblyABananaButProbablyNot
It does, but she may be out in the country. I have Amish people near me, so horses are big business. Lots of stables will let you ride.
aesthesia1
Competing in equestrian sports though. Thats 99% a rich people thing
PossiblyABananaButProbablyNot
Fair enough, yeah looking at their outfits, you're probably right.
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haroldstickyhands
It was probably like a 1/3 response rate for me but I guess I'm like super average looking so.
LiquidMilk
I mean.. You match because they like your looks. Might just be that her not replying is due to an uninteresting opener :/
haroldstickyhands
I never said hi, usually opened with weird jokes. I didn't ever really put any stock in to the app. That probably explains it LOL
missleadinginiformation
Nigga you were thinking about texting your ex three days ago
CrazyCatLad
hey bb. notice me!
MistressLyda
CrazyCatLad
If cringe dumps taught me anything, now is the time I should get all menacing because she hasn't replied yet.
MistressLyda
Bitch lasagna!
PossiblyABananaButProbablyNot
Don't forget to insult her, they love that. Especially if you threaten them, guaranteed meet up.