MathMaster
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MRW I find out I have a package that I didn't order waiting for me on my porch.
@valkyrjaellie
Well Imgur, there is only one thing to do.
Rally For Imgur, For Hips, For Glory.
Let's Do This Imgurians.
They may take our accounts,
But they will never take our Science.
Who is with me?
cosmocain
You mistyped "For boobs, for fapping, for creepiness"
Sxyn
No. Get out with these things.
greenjacket
Meh
PORTUGUESETORTURING
im fucking dissapointed in Imgur for doing shit like this. stop doing the "get on FP and ill ___" its so stupid
6enericUsername
I love Imgur, but I hate these. Surefire way to reach the front page.
Archaon6044
not gonna lie, I found this more than a bit creepy
littlefran
Not this stupid shit again. Isn't the Internet enough of a book source for you savages?
killerklixx
4chan must be down...
WhyCantIUseSymbolsInMyUsernameIAmUpsetIwillBeTalkingToMyLawyer
This is creepy af.
xia888
You know you are on the Internet right? You can literally look at millions of boobs.
stopstalkingmeplease
Meh, surely someone so desperate for attention has already got a camshow or something just as revealing.
impastabowl
instead of point-whoring, you could just google boobs
gravyandfries
But hey, why not let OP do OP, and you do you?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Oh no, critcising other people's affairs is a pillar of every society.
funniername
Bingo.
gravyandfries
There is generally a special exitement that adds to it when someone shares them with you rather than just finding them.
fiera
I dunno, I find showing for no reason to be kinda gross, as opposed to sharing with someone you care about. But I'm married so...
GhoulsGW
fuck this shit, just google boobs like a grown up and stop upvote whoring.
TheSteenalizer
Not the same
AIistairHennessey
There are boobs out there to be seen without whoring ourselves out imgurians. This is worst than click bait.
HolyCalamityScreamInsanity
Ugh you're gross
frosss
nice use of Bring me the Horizon!
ThatGuyWhoDownvotesFrontPageEditsAndDickbuttAndRepostStatistics
People who do that are worse than Hitler. "IF THIS GETS TO THE FRONT PAGE I'LL FUCK THE PRESIDENT!" Fuck off
SlightlyNormal
You sorry horny twats, who fall for that fucking attention whoring every single time. Grow the fuck up and quit shitposting.
RocketPropelledHighFive
I mean... there'a always porn.
gr33ntextman
*GAVIN IS SCREAMING*
Kes255
I'm tired of these. Go download boobs from any website and leave us alone. -1
Monochron
"I don't understand why people like something, therefore I don't want them to do it here :/"
my7nightmares
+1 for Bring Me The Horizon
TheMexicanThatCould
I was so afraid I was alone in knowing them here
Blumpkin666
Only we get it. Its ok im here for you. You are not alone.
Ehvilmonkey
Did you guys know that you google BooBs you got about 100% chance to see boobs. Actualy, what ever you google there is good chance for boobs
sorrycannotbraintoday
many times i find it better to see nice, actual person boobs. nothing airbrushed, no photoshop, just pure, amazing boobs
Pawnderlust
But surprise boobs are better than expected boobs. That's why we watch R movies instead of porn, right?
JacksonsDaddy
Or your daughter's friend while they're changing and don't know that hole is in the wall... whatever you do.
vanbag
and black cocks
Cannotverify
But you're also only 2 clicks away from black cocks
AriBerri55
And four clicks from some she-male pics...
PrepareYourButthole
It's a risk I'm willing to take.
ISarabi
Win-win? I love military movies.
AriBerri55
And four clicks from some she-male pics...
Adula
isn't that a call of duty game?
GaryFreakinOak
Yeah, but those are porn boobs. those are so easy to get it's pointless. We like regular person boobs, boobs you don't see on youporn.
FreeFallAesthetic
I just wanted to let you all know that I had granola cereal today, and that I love my hydrated skin.
KillingTheJoke1
Wow, you're soooo random!
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
I put some granola in my greek yogurt with some strawberries.
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
Granola gives me a smelly ass for the entire morning. Bran can go all day.
InnocentValley
I'm drinking coffee with cinnamon, honey and ice cream. Sort of out of food here though..
FinGermi
good to know
theycallmetherattlesnake
i had granola cereal earlier too. granola bros for life!
ashketchumsleftnipple
Tell me more, you slut
thisplaceisnotforyou
No one will read this
MathMaster
I did as well
javvyjake
I did.
BoxesofFoxes
Man, I feel like no matter how much water I drink or lotion I slather on, my skin is never hydrated. What's your secret?
buttandpizzastuff
Do you take too hot of showers? Maybe too much sun exposure?
AtomicDJ
Hail Hydrate.
ian9outof10
Why have these suddenly started up again.
wraith9
Attention whores.
johnson21
Because the world sucks.
ian9outof10
Amen
VonShrekenWolf
Giving +1, not for the cause, but for well selected gif's
zackofspades
The comment section here is a bit...ugly. But I enjoyed the journey. I find these shenanigans endearing, not upsetting.
gravyandfries
Same here, slightly better if OP had taken out "our freedom" but it still was fantastic. ANd thats worth a plus 1 in my eyes
IAintGivingMyNameToAMachine
Idon'tbelieveyou.gif
UpNorthInAFuckingIgloo
More or less +1 just for the Penguins hoppin
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gifs
toospoon
This was exactly my thought. I was like, wow I bet this is on the FP because of these gifs alone
severice
Yeah! Cause... I'm not a weirdo I just like the content. I mean presentation.
MathMaster
I thank you :)
MOTHERFUCKINGILLUMINATI
Upvoting for Bring Me The Horizon +1
ThePotatoBandit
BMTH was a nice touch
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
upvoting for the cause! you'd better share with me you rascal if the lady send a pic!
MOTHERFUCKINGILLUMINATI
Upvoting for Bring Me The Horizon +1
HighImpactSexualViolence
Can't you +1 for two reasons?
gijensen
Sometimes these posts make me think Imgur is just pathetic. A lot of these comments really give me hope though.
alink2thepast
Yea, some comments are reassuring..unfortunately., I still see a lot of creepy ones :/
Favri
@valkyrjaellie if you want to test run your boob post I'm here for ya.
RonSwansonIsDefinitelyNotDukeSilver
Hoping she replies to this so I can remember to come back.
dobyburgundy
@valkyrjaellie what they^ said :D
xtsnx
as am i... *cough*
BestDadPiccolo
Huge... tracts of land.
YaBoyAbeLincoln
Commenting for boobs.
hotwheeler89
Me too
CaptSwagdaddyawsome
As am i
TheGirafe
Tell me once you get em
PaulyBallnuts
oh you
Canadian321
I hate how accurate your name is.
PaulyBallnuts
i cant help im too lazy sometime like pathetically im really actually a great speller and typer i just figure fuck it its the internet
Favri
I don't think @valkyrjaellie wants my help... I'm not gonna lie that hurts.
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silmarilen
found the M
Favri
WTF!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO AGREE TO THAT!! YOU WHINING ATTENTION-WHORE WHO WHINES AND SEEKS ATTENTION!!! (That ok? Did I pass?)
scotchisdelicious
I like your take on boobies.
lookatmeiamahilariousfuckingusernamehahaha
oh. this is on the front page. how embarrassing.
TopsunPB
Some people are going to get mad at me, but İmgur's community is becoming as bad as 9gag's
lookatmeiamahilariousfuckingusernamehahaha
i've never been particularly fond of the imgur community, i'm here just for the funny pics, but it's still nowhere near 9gag imho
Draevan13
There's also 2 gifs on the FP right now of girls deepthroating dildos :/
Draevan13
Looks like 1 got removed. Other one's still there, though.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Buncha creepy fucks, imgur.
ImSynnical
agreed, i love boobs as much as the next guy but i'm not really loving the peer pressure vibe in these situations
TheDogEnd
Two!? I only saw the one! brb
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CameHereForOneThingAndOneThingOnlyLNI
That first one is not deepthroat. Lazy blow job. Lol
Draevan13
Fine, one deepthroat and one dildo-sucking, then :P
Krylo
I will never, ever, under any circumstances, upvote one of these shitty 'if you screenshot this and get to the front page' posts.
icypants
Probably the lowest common denominator of attention whoring.
starwarsisarepost
That's the stance I needed to hear.
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Krylo
Hey, don't think you're off the hook, either. You put that screenshot bait in there.
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Krylo
You should know better than to think Imgur will do anything other than the stupidest thing it can.
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narwhalhosting
What about mine?
notlisteningtoanyonewhodoesntbelieve
party pooper
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
A-fucking-men. Didn't imgur decide like a year ago that they are fucking shit, yet we are here again.
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irishnovember
oh come on. You knew what you were doing when you posted it. Also what I don't get if you're this pissed off why are you half delivering?
MattDark86
Because its all an attention seeking. She knows people will do this, and is now acting as if she is an expert on how imgurians work!
InnocentValley
Also, didn't we have a whole nsfw "war" going on a while back and we're supposed to not tolerate that content? I feel it's gone worse.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
I believe you can now have the option to turn on NSFW things in the settings :)
InnocentValley
I like your username by the way. It's fancy.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
And I... yours.
InnocentValley
Had a look, I don't have that box clicked and yet I still see too much ass and boobs. Is there anything else I can do besides leave imgur?
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
If you tag it as mature I believe it leaves the main front page. I think you can use filters in some way too? Wish I could say more :/