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zentrandi
Geology porn
CharlesCroll
We stopped at the Banff Springs Hotel for lunch last summer. I now know what a $160 lunch tastes like. ????
Canmoron
Had a $300 something dinner at castello once. Shit was fire!
IOvercomplicateEverything
Banff...Bad Ass National Fir Forest?
HughLaurie
Yes, Canada is real. Keep that in mind! If you die in Canada, you die in real life.
weldr67
And if you are in Canada, and you are dying, try to make it to Tofino first. Then die. It'll totally be worth the hassle.
tuttl1am
camping there this summer for a week. beyond excited. been to Glacier NP, live in Denver. This seems to be even better.
anvilon
No problem. Give me a horse.
Carnwenhau
Went there for a month. It ended up snowing. In July.
rainmakerab
Note the No U Turn sign, yep you have to drive up that hill to turn around. See also Canmore Alberta.
Canmoron
All the fun of Banff, but fewer tourists! It's a win-win!
rainmakerab
Much love for the Can(of the)more
YYCnoncowboy
I live close to here...beautiful place, lots of stds lol
theHawaiianBeatJunkie
Isn’t this the town Rambo fucked up?
Hamstrike
Dancing Sasquatch anyone?!?!?!
rainmakerab
Oh you've been to The Strip Club in Banff?
toddletron
That or Hoodoos. Either way you're guaranteed to get wasted and lose your coat!
rimehoarfrost
Yes, and I've been to Banff. Check out Lake Louise.
Canmoron
Or Canmore!
onepieceofgumleft
Have you heard the story about your Tim Horton's ? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LvoB5rP-flY
Canmoron
I have, it's hysterical! Also weird that it wasn't busy for him. Always a huge line when I go by.
OatmealBreakfast
And you can find dinosaur bones all over the place there!
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LutraLazuli
well, i could go visit vancouver, all i need is a passport, and the drive itself is somewhere around 4 hours cause of traffic
90ina65
No, Canada is not real.
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Been done that, got the t-shirt with Banff written all over it.
iwishiwereclever
Dantes peak?
dudeinaboardmeeting
Cascade mountain
sirsmeghead
Was thinking the same :)
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Mount Norquay ski rresort
Mastercorgie
This was my favorite view as a kid. Coming into town on a nice winter day. Thought it was amazing every time.
Gianttesticlemonster
As an Albertan. No this is fake. Stay away and stop looking.....
kirmokum
nobody wants your alberta. the parks along the mountains are cool but the rest is a trash fire.
Gianttesticlemonster
Too soon man. Its only been a year.
quillfreminenti
Not everyone will get that. But I did. Tragic, but none of my family members lost anything, so +1.
kirmokum
it's always been a trash fire. it was just more literally a trash fire last year.
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TheAccursedHamster
We're real, but only if you believe in us.
WaffleBrothel
Go see the Bishop of Banff
StrangeTurtle48
Born and raised Albertan. Banff is a must each year.
NotAMeatPopsicle
Try Jasper or get adventurous and head to BC's Mt. Robson.
Canmoron
Canmore is a must see each year!
Evi1Gav
Fake, you can see the bad Photoshop effort on the mountain ridge, blatant copy/paste.
SexuallyPromiscuousSquirrel
It's real, and don't forget those hot springs~
LucidPariah
You mean the outdoor public bathtub? No. I live in BC. We have hot springs. That's a bathtub!
Ambei
Yup! Lucier hot springs all the way
navsickle
Is...is "Banff" an acronym for "BadAss Niagara Falls, Fuckers"? I've been drinking, I'll see myself out.
DeaconJon
It's a little way from Niagara. It is like 2220 miles from it
navsickle
Oh. I was close then
Nibblitz
Probably an NPC who will give you a quest at the top
1stick2stickredstickbluestick
Pretty sure if you go all the way to the tippy tippy top, that's where you find Notch's Pickaxe
screaminyetti
how about going caving and find some cool stuff?
dayglo98
bring me 5 cans of maple syrup!
TicoMachi
No, just a Korok.
ThisUsernameIsReallyGeneric
Ya-ha-ha! You found me!
Snishbler
*sets rock back down on you*
TicoMachi
Gya!
OmnibusLatinName
Damned if I can find the trail that leads to the top though... need a horse
screaminyetti
Yeah there is a little shop called the ski hub. They give you this magical pass that takes you on a adventure down a mountain.
thiscanadianiswearingnopants
I lived in Banff, you get the quest at the bottom. After climbing 7000 steps A dragon living at the top teaches you a word of power
d0o0o0d
That's the main quest. The side quest at the very top is for the unique pick.
DerpyAisu
I did this once and he taught me a phrase of a culture long forgotten "Oui oui la baguette!" And then the mighty dragon took another nap
realscrumpysteve
Oui, then FIRE ZE MISSILES!
wackywoohoopizzaman
Am Canadian, can confirm
peterchen
That word of power? AM SO RIH!
wackywoohoopizzaman
God damn it, wish I could come up with an idea for what that would do, and it's dovahzul-english translation
Twitchanov
Pacifies enemys, or summons a Canadian goose to fight for you
mentalcaries
I fucking love you, Canada
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wackywoohoopizzaman
And we love you, wherever you come from, random citizen!
realscrumpysteve
realscrumpysteve
Drove through Canada from Alaska to Reno...the quests are region locked v.v
Dyslexicbirch
Is it that lazy guy who wont take groceries to those old guys up top
Ironblitz
Is it fuck?
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
no? it's syrup
snakeoilsalesman
If you can find the start of the bloody steps... Otherwise just jump up on a horse.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
If some bitch ass member of a defunct order of knights tells me to kill him, imma kill that bitch ass "knight" i swear to the nine.
CyclicMayfield
*eight
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Shit it's the Thalmor. Hide your Talos shrines!
TheyNeverUpvoteMe
Bet the quest reward is shit
Porkchop01
No, you go to the bishop of Banff to get his balls for the canadian prince.
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
I live in calgary and can see the rockies outside my window, I sometimes forget how amazing they are
Strongit
It's amazing. I make it a point to go to either banff or canmore at least once a year.
doubleclickmymouse
Me too!
mrcurlymustache
As a calgarian too I also can see the mountains fairly well from my place
CommentsThings
As a Calgarian as well I still can see them but starting to lose that view because of urbanization :(
AreThereAnyOfTheseLeft
As a Calgarian that's relocated to Toronto, That feeling gets worse when you move away
tempestas
Named after the sound of a someone getting hit over the head by a shovel.
Gianttesticlemonster
I thought it was a goat falling down a rock face.
Kieranovitch
Or the Scottish town in Aberdeenshire, which was named after the sound of someone being hit over the head by a shovel.