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I was putting the toddler to sleep being the being spoon and she head butted me so hard tears were streaming down my cheeks...
The joys of motherhood. =_=
Sorry 'bout the selfie.
RasheedWallace
Leave the baby immediately and require it to grow up alone, that'll teach em
rainybee
You shouldn't stay in abusive relationship OP
astanenx
There is a story of Fontanarrosa that is called "Nobody hits me as much as my son". It seems to be accurate
SexWolf
Who's your daddy...
MegaX50
You gotta nip that in the bud. Train your punches for six weeks then come back and school that little bully!
shankill
Well I hope you headbutted the kid back! !
ferb444
Next time do the dishes the first time you're told.
Berrycuda
My friends one year old has found the joy of head butting when they least suspect it.
jchawks08
Ok, now tell us what really happened.
MightyZephyr
My wife gets hit by baseballs from time to time
Donttouchmybeanskin
Don't be mistaken, she was asserting dominance.
Oooodie
No doubt.
Spawnkaoz
Ouch, Ive once did a uppercut on my dads jaw. I was 7 years old orso with TMNT doll on my hand. I wanted to show it to him so... put my 1/2
Spawnkaoz
Hand in the air, whilst he went down with his head towards me 2/2
MikeB79
"being the being spoon"? Is this supposed to mean something, or does mommy need some sleep too? :)
Oooodie
Haha! Hmm... let's blame the kid and the sleep depravation. :) "Being the big spoon" was what I thought I wrote.
kattelyn
You have very nice eyebrows, and you're pretty. I'm a female I'm not hitting on you, just giving you a genuine compliment lol, to clarify.
Oooodie
Compliments from other women are the best. Thank you!
KarlderMarder
You better bring hin that sandwich next time
pandabekah
My son broke my nose the same way, that was the end of co-sleeping.
Steshyk
Small children are forces of nature. If they aren't kicking or headbutting you, they're peeing or pooping on you. Or vomiting.
ShaitanTheUnborn
Gotta love 'em. I have been accidentally kicked in the nads more times than I care to remember by my kids when they were toddlers.
Preincarnage
After a botched appendectomy, my offspring would body slam me in the morning, and pull on the drain tube coming out of my side.
Preincarnage
I remember thinking, 'I should have pulled out'. Then he broke my pinky sideways in the middle like a pencil. He was 3, giant, and vengeful.
Oooodie
Wow... scary!
FlipTheCouch
I've been punched/kicked in the nuts more in the 5 years since my oldest was born than in the 33 years before that.
bmh6
"Fell down the stairs again"
JalapenYoBizness
"I'm a bad listener"
milofuzz
"Fell down the stairs again, selfie! "
aftri
EggFooYung
No excuse for abuse.
karnubba
Talking when you should have been listening.
Xizorfalleen
I broke my mothers nose when I was three.
AnEvilGenius
Burned dinner again, huh?
Slater0
I like your hair. Also, the bruise just makes you look more badass rock it!
Oooodie
Thanks! I just have to make up a cool story behind the bruise to tell anyone that asks...
Slater0
I had a bandage on my hand from burning it and I convinced my students I did it fighting a tiger. Let your imagination go wild.
scottEkarate
Forgot the mayonnaise?
boomxster
Clearly you shoulda listened.
Satash
My daughter did the same thing but hit me in the bottom front teeth. Caused and abscess and I had to get a root canal.
Oooodie
Oh wow, guess I have to consider myself lucky then... o_o
Satash
Not really. They both hurt. My daughter could do more damage because she's older and I gave her an unexpected hug.
mrfunhills
That simian artwork in the background is interesting...
Oooodie
Trust imgurians to notice everything.. but what is simian art? Not familiar w the term.
mrfunhills
Simian just refers to monkeys
Oooodie
Oh. Not a native speaker of English so missing some words, I guess.
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mrfunhills
That is cool!!