My mid-life crisis car.
MRW I do the accounting for team human and the numbers are off.
Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
When it comes to trick or treating, this ghost doesn't "meth" around!
Merry Xmas Imgur!! I’m enjoying a nice peppermint mocha to stay warm here in Utah!
MRW I find out that next week will be 3 days of corporate meetings at work.
I'm going to wait until October 1st but....
My brother (a hardcore liberal) got a joke birthday gift this year.
I'm an asshole. I know...
Imgur Valentines presents!
So, my cat is a bit of an asshole...
Utah Lake Ice Floe
MFW she says I should take a nap today because tonight she is going to wear me out!
This is how I'd like to think Imgur would react if they knew it was my birthday,
This is how you know you have a great friend!
Had to throw away my Mr. Meeseeks pumpkin today.
My friend had prostate troubles so I made him a cake.
I'm at work today, and I wonder....
I guess she only wanted him for his body...
Ramen noodle truck crash in NC.
Thanks guys!
I have a date soon. You might think it's...
It's my cakeday Imgur!
MRW my married friends ask me how the awesome single life is going.
Okay Imgur. Who's your first anime crush?
My friend's reaction when I get rejected by a woman.
How it feels when you know someone is waiting behind you in a urinal line.
MRW my daughters ask why I'm so strict with them
After seeing some of the ladies costumes on here....
I'd say FML, but my life has been fucked for a while now...
This is how I get the ladies!
MRW Imgur makes a .gif maker while the mobile app still doesn't work well.
The battle of Upvote vs. Downvote has begun!
MRW my friend asks me if a girl would say "no" to sex on my houseboat...
Day 19 of "No Fap November"
Guy on the left: "I had fun once, it was awful."
PERFECT!
I've never tasted it myself, so I'll have to take her word for it...
MRW I find cereal that I really like!
MRW I kiss her goodnight and it's a first date...
Seriously you guys. Tell me that show wouldn't be awesome!
My waitress made a face with my salad dressing. I guess she wanted to know why I was so serious...
"You mean you have to clean the inside of the computer too?"
This guy is really lucky!
Surge is love. Surge is life.
I think this is the real conspiracy!
My favorite quote from my favorite author.
Too much sad stuff today. Here is a dog on a trampoline!
Dragon's Breath shotgun shells. When you absolutely must kill that spider.
It's not unusual...
Saw this on my FB feed and thought it belonged here.
The reason men like to watch women fire guns.
Going on a date tonight. Really hoping this won't happen to me. Wish me luck Imgur!
"Giant anaconda? I think I'll grab it by the tail!"-Genius Brazilian
What dating in your 30's feels like
Saw a cougar at my office today (not the older lady kind..)
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone!
I present my offering to the Imgur gods. My adopted kitten, Omen
Had sex with a girl I wanted back in high school last night. MRW I woke up today.