I knew i was missing something when hitting on girls

Apr 17, 2015 1:02 PM

boborelu

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MFW i try: http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/56163902.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 1167 Dislikes 3

I've been laughing for the past minute xD

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was expecting the kid with Buscemi's face shopped in. This is just as good.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

step 1: be attractive.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Name of the actress? (she's really hot)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man Seeking Woman. Just throwing this out there. I hate this show. It was terrible. I really hoped it would be good. So bad I can't watch.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Eric Andre is garbage. Everything he touches turns to shit

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank god! I was reading all these people say it is "Soooo gooood" and "I freaking love this show!"... dat shit was barftastic

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh God, here comes another wave of post puberty anxiety. I never met a fucking wizard. I'm so screwed.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Man Seeking Woman! Sooo gooooood

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OK. This finally convinced me to check out this show.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I couldn't even watch three episodes. It was pretty bad. I wanted to love it though since I like Jay Baruchel.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What didn't you like about it?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The humor is extremely juvenile, and they just keep repeating the same terrible jokes through the episode. Just really bad :(

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you say "you people"... uhm, do you mean EVERYONE here, or a subset. Perhaps a subset that has a name?

11 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 5

irrational people. The ones who are not whole people.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://img.pandawhale.com/105081-that-doesnt-make-any-sense-gif-Cvcl.gif

11 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

Did that not happen to you??

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You people just need to remember that girls are people, they know they're people and they like being treated like people.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 6

HELL YES, PERSON!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When you say "you people"... uhm, do you mean EVERYONE here, or a subset. Perhaps a subset that has a name?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That's how my cat feels too. She knows she's people and likes being treated like people. Sigh.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't know how to people I don't know. Men or women. Welcome to social anxiety.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live in social anxiety land myself, but repeating to myself that they are just normal people like me, is helping to deal with it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do you honestly think that's the only problem? or even a problem at all?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I do think that is a problem. Why else would someone ask 'how do you talk to GIRLS?', as if you need some special way? What do you think?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the difference in that context between talking to girls and boys is that "talking to girls" really means "seeking romance".

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, but does that mean that you can't talk to them like they're normal people?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

of course not, but it does mean the conversation has to be different. there's stakes, and you can't be honest.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

?1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what is this from?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What show is this?

11 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

The Rude Sandstorm.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Andy Richter Controls the Universe

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

It's such an underrated and good show. Check it out.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Man Seeking Woman. Just throwing this out there. I hate this show. It was terrible. I really hoped it would be good. So bad I can't watch.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 8

lol same, couldn't believe how awful it was.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Awwwww. Damn, I'm actually a fan of Jay Baruchel.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm a big fan too actually. I choked down three episodes, I couldn't handle anymore :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woh there buddy, they just wanted to know the name of the show.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

haha, I know. Someone recommended it to me and I tried so hard to watch it. It was really terrible -.- just wish someone had warned me too.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

you'll thank him for the extra information and you'll like it

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes sir. Thank you sir.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was looking for another half show to watch and hoped it would be this, it was so bad. So, so bad.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It really was. I was so surprised. I usually can watch bad television, just choke it down you know? This was more than I could handle

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hehe

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Completely agreed. I was so disappointed. I tried giving it a shot, but three terrible episodes was more than enough.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup three was the magic number for me. One more "modern hitler" boyfriend reference or troll woman showing up in a nightclub line. DONE.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was actually looking forward to this show and was excited to watch it...I didn't laugh a single time. I did a lot of eye rolling though.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man Seeking Woman

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This show is fantastic.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I now have a new show to watch, thank you internet stranger!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Pro tip for watching this show - be high

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As if I did anything any other way

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you my brother?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how to feel just now...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ah yes the wizard when you hit puberty. he visits all boys http://imgur.com/03VzhXb

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Better version:

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be honest. How long have you been waiting to use that?

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I wana know as well

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Wizard drove a van :(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did he have candy? Mine didn't :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sara pls

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://33.media.tumblr.com/44d93d0138cd86b73546e720adb6daa2/tumblr_n8ezieNlIz1rvzbdgo1_500.gif

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Hahaha that's exactly what i looked like when I tried to do spiral eyes

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thin is the weirdest fucking show I have ever seen. and I grew up on Ren and Stempy and Rocco's Modern Life

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Would these help? http://imgur.com/HjHt5i4

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I met a wizerd too. But he just asked me if I wanted some "happy pills"

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Did you accept them?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude I love that guy!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, did you take them?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course! I live in Canada, every stranger is friendly and means well

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is bullshit, the wizard see's everyone. There's no way he couldn't know.

11 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 8

The wizard sees everyone but does everyone really "see" the wizard?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The wizard got run over by a truck when he came to see me. Now I'm doomed to be a virgin till I'm 30. Then I'll inherit the wizard mantle!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Spiral eyes missed me. Murder eyes got me instead. Thankfully I killed a faerie for a silver tongue.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if after meeting the wizard he suffered a blow to the head resulting in retrograde amnesia?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If the wizard deems you worthy he will revisit you and provide a make up course. If not... forever virgin.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All he wanted to do was show me his wand. I was all like, "no".

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And that's how you learned his most powerful spell roofie it was super affective

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The wizard disapproves of "see's". The apostrophe is unnecessary. Your spiral eyes have been temporarily revoked.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

No no no! I uhhh I have apostopheism!! It's a handicap! You can't puni'sh me for it!!!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sharingan

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you are still a virgin by the age of 30, you are the one that turns up and teaches spiral eyes to a pubescent kid instead.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

But how do I learn spiral eyes?!?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You get taught by a sixty year old virgin.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Recreational drug abuse and gamma radiation

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eric Andre

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I was hoping someone knew it was Eric. Have an upvote sir.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man Seeking Woman! Sooo gooooood

11 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 2

Seriously one of the most original things on television. Which means it'll get cancelled. Its the Arrested Development/Firefly effect.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I made this same comment...with the same number of o's...two hours before you...much fewer upvotes. But I super agree. sooo gooooood.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Eric Andre

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Bird up!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I was wondering, now I will watch a few episodes and make my decision.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eric Andbae

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes! Its so strange and so funny!!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I get the feeling that this guy thinks he is way more clever than he actually is.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get the feeling that this guy thinks he is way more clever than he actually is.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's some Uzumaki level stuff right there

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking more Uchiha...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My eyes only do this

11 years ago | Likes 602 Dislikes 9

I can only do this v

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm learning to do this >http://i.imgur.com/5giGbv2 and this http://i.imgur.com/sCro0G3 as well

11 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

All for science ;p

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*writes doctor's note* "exorcist consultation required"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ooooh, black mana. Neat. Can you do the other 4 colors too?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

RIGHT? The only thing I could think of when I saw that was

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nightwish! I knew I recognized that gif. It's been so long...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If i was talking to you and your eyes did that, my clothes would come off so fast.

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

If i was talking to you and your eyes did that, my skin would come off so fast.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they would only weigh you down as you ran away in terror?

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Yep, that's the spirit

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No because if someone would change their eyes like that clearly they are world domination material and id rather be fucked instead of killed

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

hhhhhhheeeeeeeeeey... I can change my eyes.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

haha wow user name so relevant

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can shake my eyes, but I can't do spirals.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That'd be 10x better reversed.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes it would.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here:

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat! *camera clicks*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

like the MC Escher etching

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you're a necrophiliac, I don't think that's going to help.

11 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

if azazyel is a girl, then that's one way to raise the dead ;)

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or a necromancer.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can do this http://imgur.com/zX6xAFw

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Me too! I love freaking people out with it ahah

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I feel like I can too, but I'm not that great at it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do this! It creeps people the fuck out though.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah yes! Gigliomania!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can roll my eyes independently. I can also go cross eyed, move one eye, then the other, then roll them again.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i too do this sometimes.. but, is there a name for it??

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too. Now I really need to know. I'm finally special!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

people are trying to dub it a neurological disorder. but i mean, if you have control over it. it can't be. still got nothing :'(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see you have a possibly relevant username as well.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have a creepy mangekyo sharingan.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yooo just saw them in concert last night!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Then the girls hear

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 Black mana can have its uses.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

needs reverse

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You are wonderful for this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet you're popular with metalhead girls

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1180 Dislikes 18

Yes. Yeah. Gotcha. Fantastic. Unbelievable.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Tenouttaten

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

must upvote Jontron!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

always up vote jontron

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Samwell Tarly?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Been an influx of Jontron reaction gifs lately and I really like it. Ran in to him totally randomly in Dallas once and he seemed really nice

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Ran into him at Screwattack Gaming Convention last year, and yeah, nice guy. He'll probably be there this year too. I know I will be :D

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 and a hug for JonTron

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ech.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I'm not the only person that enjoys this.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EEECH!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Jonron

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jontron thati s

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I love Jontron!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(not related) fuck this chair.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jontron gif? I approve! +1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sploosh

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jontron!!!! So cute!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Stop making those bedroom eyes at m- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

11 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 2

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS BUT THE FACT HE HAS A BIRD ON HIS SHOULDER MAKES LOVE HIM

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/user/JonTronShow , he's amazing

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I always love the little *plop* from the helmet. makes me happy inside.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have never seen this,fucking thank you

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At first I thought this was just the loading gif(slow internet) and I was about to commend you for the pun.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what's that from? I recognize it but just barely

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

I hate that guy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Confirmed, not funny.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Momtron.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ech.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

EEEECCHHHHHHH

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

JawnTrawn

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

AAAAAAAAAARRRRIIIIIN I LOVE YOU

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm done! I'm fucking done!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jintrun

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Alf.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

jontron

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

ECH

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

God damnit. I watched the whole thing.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Darude - Sandstorm

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Jaunt Ron

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cars 2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never even heard of Jean-Train

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's easy, just do this

11 years ago | Likes 1388 Dislikes 6

I tries this once. She smacked me on the side of my head because she thought I froze.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It isn't loading, is something wrong?

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

@sarah pls......oh wait...nevermind

11 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 14

@thesara pls

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

*panties drop

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

*picks them up, folds them*

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well hi there handsome...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur has been seducing me this whole time and I never knew...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All glory to the @Sarah

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

That explains a lot...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@sarah pleased

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Instructions unclear. It's only working on others of my own gender. shit.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not that there's anything wrong with that...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, but I'm not attracted to them.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@triceratops pls

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Well played...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sarapls

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Damnit, I was waiting for the image to load for longer than I care to admit.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

nice

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That made me think of .

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

oh that one strip gave me insomnia too when i read it as a kid

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a real pantie dropper right there

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 1

I thought Imgur had a new loading gif for a second...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This gif could totally be used if you upvote a post with a gif before loading the gif. gif.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The gif you're saying bro?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

damn I only have this:

11 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

I miss that one

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have this →

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

And now i have it! http://imgur.com/Twt0yqO

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking about posting a compilation of Upvote gifs for all to use once I get enough. Until then →

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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