A guide to Imgur shitposting

Dec 19, 2016 3:42 PM

bringthereign

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A good place to start is always boobies, just post a picture of something that has boobs attached to it and you're on your way to an easy shitpost.

Next up, throw in a picture of the Dota 2 logo. I'm not sure why this gets posted so much, but you're lucky the usersub people filter them out.

Next in line we have random screenshots from games almost no one has heard of/plays with no real explanation of why.

Bonus points if your game screencap has some form of Asian text (I don't even know what this is but I can't read it)

And of course the infamous Hearhstone screenshots, everyone in usersub wants to see what your deck build is right? Right?

Here's one thats been gaining popularity lately, just download Ookla speedtest and throw that screenshot up on imgur, we're so intrigued by your internet speed.

Here's a popular one, save a meme or headline thats been on the front page 4 times in the last 24 hours and throw it out into usersub, chances are you might get some fake points off it.

Next up, just throw in something weed related, like what kinda bowl you smoke out of or your dab setup, its guaranteed to find you a few fellow stoners.

Here's an interesting one, just post a picture of a black screen and title it, "Watch free (1080 HD) The Cabin in the Woods)" or something like that. I don't understand why, but do it anyways.

Heres one that people just looooove (sarcasm) take a picture of an error screen. That's all, its a shitpost put absolutely no effort in other than the bare minimum

Now add some low-res picture of some asians and link to a website. Whichever website doesn't matter, nobody's gonna click the link anyways.

Now throw up some .io skins, because usersub is exactly the right place where I go to find .io skins

Now throw out a crappy long distance picture of some animal you saw, for maximum effect title it something like ".." or even "camel."

Tax for if you actually got through this: I don't have any pets so here's a picture of my best friend's dad from freshman year of college.

Trying to get this visible on mobile is being painful so hopefully this works, here's the link to part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/O1VxG

I wanna meet that dad

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

your best friend's dad is very handsome.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Actually pretty accurate depction of newest first, it's just missing the selfies

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You forgot russian Gta sa:mp server screenshots

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I browsed usersub for the first time today, this is exactly what i saw all the time. Also complete random shit with spanish description

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You had me at those little B-cup booby's

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 isn't a shitpost. It's most likely someone using an image sharer(gasp!) for technical help.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(Sarcasm)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You just wanted to show your hearthstone deck, right? Riiiiight?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice, but I'm missing something about poor cropping and gifs filmed sideways.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ou forgot the random Russian GTA 3 screenshots

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's the random Korean pop idols?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Flushing meadows, Cambridge, East L.A, and Front page! All aboard!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's almost as if people post pictures in user-sub that are for someone specific to see by sharing the url. Like an image sharing site.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but all too often they make them public and people have to sift through hundreds of them

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, but doesn't it have to be intentional to qualify as a shitpost :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This needs to get to FP ASAP so those freeloading shits can see what we deal with.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Thats parly why I made it, I was going through usersub and just decided that the front-pagers have no idea the shit I've seen down here

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why do you have a sexy photo of your best friend's dad? I mean, I'm not complaining, it's the best part of this post, but still.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well one time he was like, "Wanna see the best picture of me ever?" And I was like, "sure." And it was just so good I had to save it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Soo...why do you have a picture of your best friends dad his freshman year of college, shirtless and crawling towards the camera?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

To be fair, after seeing it I want a picture of OPs best friends dad in his freshman year of college, shirtless and crawling towards the cam

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thats actually a really funny story

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That picture looks way too recent to be your best friend's dad. Are you like eight years old?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually its a picture of a picture of him, I think it was taken about twenty years ago but my math might be a bit off

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ya have to wonder if Op wakes up in the morning.. cracks and eye.. Meh - seen it before.. and goes back to bed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about Russian GTA 3 clone pics, bonus if it's got a car in it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about that game that looks like GTA but there is always Cyrillic text all over the screen so you can't even see what's going on?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

yeah @op i see dem 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your friend's dad single?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately not, but on the bright side his wife is just as attractive as he is

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's sickening, really

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot "add a photo of a Middle Eastern or Indian young man, or some Korean androgynous pop singers"...

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Photo or gif of random androgynous Korean pop singer with title stating that she has a big ass when she clearly has no ass at all.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're usually hyper feminine though, despite the lack of ass

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're usually indistinguishable from preteens.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude you're spending too much time in newest, come back to popular before you go crazy!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one ever made fake points on whats already popular though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the airbrushed, androgynous K-Pop "stars"?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You just tricked us all into allowing you to make ALL the shitposts at once.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well yeah thats true, but it wasn't necessarily effortless like most shitposts, and I've had alot of fun interacting with people through it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was just making fun. I really enjoyed your post.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0