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A good place to start is always boobies, just post a picture of something that has boobs attached to it and you're on your way to an easy shitpost.
Next up, throw in a picture of the Dota 2 logo. I'm not sure why this gets posted so much, but you're lucky the usersub people filter them out.
Next in line we have random screenshots from games almost no one has heard of/plays with no real explanation of why.
Bonus points if your game screencap has some form of Asian text (I don't even know what this is but I can't read it)
And of course the infamous Hearhstone screenshots, everyone in usersub wants to see what your deck build is right? Right?
Here's one thats been gaining popularity lately, just download Ookla speedtest and throw that screenshot up on imgur, we're so intrigued by your internet speed.
Here's a popular one, save a meme or headline thats been on the front page 4 times in the last 24 hours and throw it out into usersub, chances are you might get some fake points off it.
Next up, just throw in something weed related, like what kinda bowl you smoke out of or your dab setup, its guaranteed to find you a few fellow stoners.
Here's an interesting one, just post a picture of a black screen and title it, "Watch free (1080 HD) The Cabin in the Woods)" or something like that. I don't understand why, but do it anyways.
Heres one that people just looooove (sarcasm) take a picture of an error screen. That's all, its a shitpost put absolutely no effort in other than the bare minimum
Now add some low-res picture of some asians and link to a website. Whichever website doesn't matter, nobody's gonna click the link anyways.
Now throw up some .io skins, because usersub is exactly the right place where I go to find .io skins
Now throw out a crappy long distance picture of some animal you saw, for maximum effect title it something like ".." or even "camel."
Tax for if you actually got through this: I don't have any pets so here's a picture of my best friend's dad from freshman year of college.
Trying to get this visible on mobile is being painful so hopefully this works, here's the link to part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/O1VxG
SteelBison
I wanna meet that dad
carrotsoup
your best friend's dad is very handsome.
HavocJester
Actually pretty accurate depction of newest first, it's just missing the selfies
sh0T
You forgot russian Gta sa:mp server screenshots
infernopg
I browsed usersub for the first time today, this is exactly what i saw all the time. Also complete random shit with spanish description
kisselFL
BillHaverchuck
You had me at those little B-cup booby's
keyserv
#9 isn't a shitpost. It's most likely someone using an image sharer(gasp!) for technical help.
CommodoreCrowbar
(Sarcasm)
Iamthemanateeofdestruction
You just wanted to show your hearthstone deck, right? Riiiiight?
ItsNotEasyBeing
Nice, but I'm missing something about poor cropping and gifs filmed sideways.
RufusFrancis
Ou forgot the random Russian GTA 3 screenshots
KidCola
Where's the random Korean pop idols?
stratus41298
Flushing meadows, Cambridge, East L.A, and Front page! All aboard!
Fuujin
It's almost as if people post pictures in user-sub that are for someone specific to see by sharing the url. Like an image sharing site.
bringthereign
Yeah but all too often they make them public and people have to sift through hundreds of them
Fuujin
True, but doesn't it have to be intentional to qualify as a shitpost :)
PartyPete
This needs to get to FP ASAP so those freeloading shits can see what we deal with.
bringthereign
Thats parly why I made it, I was going through usersub and just decided that the front-pagers have no idea the shit I've seen down here
PartyPete
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
anhellica
Why do you have a sexy photo of your best friend's dad? I mean, I'm not complaining, it's the best part of this post, but still.
bringthereign
Well one time he was like, "Wanna see the best picture of me ever?" And I was like, "sure." And it was just so good I had to save it
Zachakx
Soo...why do you have a picture of your best friends dad his freshman year of college, shirtless and crawling towards the camera?
IReviewDickPics
To be fair, after seeing it I want a picture of OPs best friends dad in his freshman year of college, shirtless and crawling towards the cam
bringthereign
Thats actually a really funny story
IWasInThePool
That picture looks way too recent to be your best friend's dad. Are you like eight years old?
bringthereign
Actually its a picture of a picture of him, I think it was taken about twenty years ago but my math might be a bit off
HeHeHebieJeebies
Ya have to wonder if Op wakes up in the morning.. cracks and eye.. Meh - seen it before.. and goes back to bed.
bringthereign
https://pics.onsizzle.com/when-you-wake-up-and-realise-that-youre-still-alive-1797871.png
HesTakingRoyOffTheGrid
What about Russian GTA 3 clone pics, bonus if it's got a car in it.
ElimenoP
What about that game that looks like GTA but there is always Cyrillic text all over the screen so you can't even see what's going on?
InfantCrippler
yeah @op i see dem 2
sparrow1889
Is your friend's dad single?
bringthereign
Unfortunately not, but on the bright side his wife is just as attractive as he is
sparrow1889
It's sickening, really
irisewithredeyes
You forgot "add a photo of a Middle Eastern or Indian young man, or some Korean androgynous pop singers"...
PartyPete
Photo or gif of random androgynous Korean pop singer with title stating that she has a big ass when she clearly has no ass at all.
LordNoodles
They're usually hyper feminine though, despite the lack of ass
PartyPete
They're usually indistinguishable from preteens.
MRWNoDecentUsernameIsAvailable
Dude you're spending too much time in newest, come back to popular before you go crazy!
TheGhostInAJar
No one ever made fake points on whats already popular though.
uamaukeeaokaainaikapono
What about the airbrushed, androgynous K-Pop "stars"?
VaudouxPanda
You just tricked us all into allowing you to make ALL the shitposts at once.
bringthereign
Well yeah thats true, but it wasn't necessarily effortless like most shitposts, and I've had alot of fun interacting with people through it
VaudouxPanda
I was just making fun. I really enjoyed your post.