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Nov 16, 2016 9:12 PM
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"You done yet?"
mattbl
I'd take that over what I get: "Go away, my show is on."
Sticklebrickk
Just put on VR headsets and fuck until you're dead
maskaya
then your not horny enough
checkoutmypearlywhitesraaaaaaaarrrr
TheLegendJonahHex
Looks like she'd be fun to watch Netflix with
chicagohifiaudio
@poopfax
Rickeno
aaaaand no longer horny.
ClungePlunger
http://imgur.com/nLbAKgd
KARENPLANKTON
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dynawideglide
Why cant we just laugh and enjoy? Why do you half to be a hateful prick?
ahoydamnit
Have*
dynawideglide
Fuck! Im a dipshit.
ColoradoCattleCo
You're obviously not married... because in that situation, you won't even get a dooooing.
horsetoe8
With you I wouldn't have T.V.. My lady
dynawideglide
The weird thing is as that it makes the same sound too.
MightyDogFart
You need to step up your game dude
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
http://imgur.com/u1jPx14
djhalo464
Lmbo
BrickOodie
I'd settle for that right now.
tonyjBodyGod
Please tx9169238525 my cell play with my dick stop
adrizen
It's a start
Shimitwithbologna
Or marriage
messmor
That's why you watch it on demand later. My SO's horniness is way more fun than any show.
TylersLife
I'd love that much attention. I just get a glare that kills the mood.
DaftTechno
This Gif is older than Imgur.
skongebob
Yes, it is
Rehoy
Yeah, she is like 40 now.
chrisb413
LOL, that's pretty funny
PetitChocolat
Pussy. Be a man and unplug that TV!
thethine
Eat her out well she watches she how long she pays attention to the show
Werewolfoflondon
DVR the damn show.
anonwalker
My friend is asking what exactly is that thing she's fiddling with?
DSelz
It's a doorstopper. Sometimes they are springs. They go sproooiiiinnnggg
makeyourownpath
Mine goes ...Boing ....Boing .....Boing
RadishIsAMeat
unusual for them to be on the door itself, usually they are on the wall where the door opens towards
swiftkid666
You're dads dick.
HighlyQuestionable
Go home troll, you're drunk!
EmotionallyMagnificient
That's why Doggy style exists. Jesus Christ, I'm like a guide for the virgins of Imgur
GetSchwifty
Okay but im a virgin and I know this... so just a guide for the idiots?
woozle
cktuba
Bloodhound gang. Well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files.
Igotbannedagainforspammingthatstupidparrot
hi fellow Canadian
EmotionallyMagnificient
Good day sir/madam
OfficialTacoInspector
so you can both watch x-files
jcraig919
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery channel.
thatdudethatslonely
:(
aDuckalo4Science
HP4PO
Vydrach
Reverse cowgirl as well. Hell, even regular cowgirl, you could crook your head back to watch too, albeit upside down, if desired.
EmotionallyMagnificient
Reverse cowgirl hurts my dick. Which is too bad, the view is amazing but I've never been able to enjoy it
putinmybutt
It's the best position imho :p Let them lie on top of you, don't have them sitting up straight
EmotionallyMagnificient
I'm talking Reverse CG. Her laying down would bend it terribly. I get very hard and I'm quite big.
EmotionallyMagnificient
I'm talking Reverse CG. Her laying down would bend it terribly. I get very hard and I'm quite big.
putinmybutt
Oh yes I know that feeling. I know what you mean lol. Cowgirl is the best though :D
chimneyspooper
Well, you are one of my 12 Apostles. Sexulus guidus.
WhaaatDa
With my doggy, her head is flat against the bed. No TV
CatPresident
What the fuck is this? You can watch TV in any sex position. You fucking amateur!
EmotionallyMagnificient
How bad is your sex! Jesus almighty on a cracker
simplifiedApocalypse
Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, depending on the location of the tv spooning
simplifiedApocalypse
Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, depending on the location of the tv spooning
CatPresident
I like sex and I like TV what's the problem.
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
This is amazing
poronkusemania
I was trying to find the scene from Seinfeld where George is having sex, eating a sandwich and watching tv at the same time but I've failed.
sman90
Douche award goes to...
EmotionallyMagnificient
sman90!!!! Come on down and accept your Golden Glistening Cock! You deserve it Son!
skongebob
Once you get a girlfriend let me know how that works for you
PorkyPigginit
Maybe I should eat your cornbread.
EmotionallyMagnificient
hahaha you guys are the best. Projection in it's most pure form
BigRai
Hahaha its*
EmotionallyMagnificient
dammit