Took a dart to the finger the other night.

Jul 15, 2017 6:51 PM

I am Dennis

I think maybe I could point out your problem, baby

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i used to be a Dennis like you, but then i took a dart to the finger

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

And now you don't go on adventures any more?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't do that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Tis but a flesh wound.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Luv it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cuz is fun

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That's the cleanest bar I've ever seen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll take you there sometime

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I once took an arrow to the knee.

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Just say you "fell on it" when you get to the ER. Works all the time for me...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People always ask why my bar only had plastic darts. They should print this out and tape it next to the board

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No fun

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Rude

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dafuq were you doing? Playing roulette?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bullseye! Wait, no... Mooseknuckle!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were you playing against Randy Johnson?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoops

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It happens

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That was actually very close to nerve damage. Careful there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he already has nerve damage in his brain

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah I prob do

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And here I thought that was a euphemism

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Don’t know what that word means but good point

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Yup

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Fucking golden God

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Whoever threw that was pretty...on point.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*sunglasses* YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice

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