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#meme_dump #funny #meme
PTNLemay
#1 it's kind of like poverty shaming. Thinking by the time you become an adult you must have a car and a garage and so should never worry.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
#29 In one picture. The reason why democracy doesn't always work.
ExTechOp
#18 One reason for this happening is that people say their own name so often they tend to slur phrases with it: "yambrandahannthissislizz".
DavidMadsen
33 years old, still a child apparently... I don't mind, because If I ever stop doing stuff like that it's because I'm no longer alive
TwoRedwoods
#4 had better music videos than anything on tv at the time
thomerow
#4 I'm this old: 10 PRINT CHR$(205.5+RND(1)); : GOTO 10
emptyother
How to make a programmer: When the 7-year old kid ask for a Nintendo give them a C64 without games. :P
fartharder
...and a book with a handful they can type in
dmd3eorg
https://www.amazon.com/10-PRINT-CHR-205-5-RND/dp/0262018462
thomerow
Thanks! I didn't know this existed!
Ghlargh
I'm just as old but too poor to have had a computer at that time.
thomerow
Same! We entered these kinds of one liners into computers which were on display in malls as kids.
Ghlargh
Our city didn't have a mall, the only computer store didn't have display computers. The only display machines were pure games machines.
theangryjanitor
#5
mistaopportunity
ALWAYS Watching wazowski.
rbudrick
Illegal move detected. Time will now collapse.
theangryjanitor
oooooooooo #7 too
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Leading to #16 I presume
theangryjanitor
#19
Dragon10449
#15 i hate bald headed bitch Bezos, but $300k to start a business isnt a lot. To open up a McDonald's as a franchisee it costs a few million
Ninethousandone
That would be around $600,000 today after inflation, which isn’t insignificant. Also, don’t just hate on bald people, it’s genetic.
Dragon10449
That's about standard for opening a small business. Opening a subway, one of the cheapest franchisee fast foods to open, is about a quarter
Dragon10449
To half that amount. Initial costs are usually really high. And u can't trust someone who needs to put sunscreen on their head.
rbudrick
Gimme 300k and 20 years and I'll make the McDowell's brand Amazon that will destroy Bezos.
Harkencur
I give it 5 years, and Bezos would either crush you, or buy you out. Can't have competition
rbudrick
Buy me out when my goal is to crush him? No buyouts!
Jellyyy81
#21 - I do that with pickles at Subway, ask 3 x separately for pickles as “extra pickles” is never enough
Idontspellcheck
What's a horse?
Goodmerlinpeen
rbudrick
No idea. And why was that entry in English?
MacAwesome
Everyone knows what a horse is
Ghlargh
What drug is #1 on? You can't give umbrellas to kids, they just break them. Kids get raincoats, grownups get umbrellas.
rbudrick
My kid breaks everything. Only umbrella she ever broke was some other kid's who was poking her with it.
Ghlargh
My brother broke/lost an incredible number of umbrellas.
FreeRangeToast
#42 i was alergic to amoxicillin so no i do not, but good dear holy fuck thats terrifying…
LightlyFriedFishFilletsForDinner
People calling themselves toxic are simply cunts. As if "owning" up to your "toxicity" would justify it, nah, you a cunt.
Jaqdakloun
[slowly lowers head in shame]
Ithinkiloveher93
My ex does this crap...."what, I cant help that im toxic". So annoying....
Inmate45
"You don't understand, I'm apologising" ... "ok... I don't forgive you."
FuzzyWolfy329
It’s true. ‘Owning it’ but choosing not to mitigate or work on it is basically the biggest, brightest red flag you can ever choose to wave.
catamenia
I think the tweet was referring to someone who pissed them off, in the form of a riddle. Although maybe that makes the op toxic anyway
DoughSlayer
#4 not Winamp, though. Damn I miss Winamp.
Flash82
You can still download it, I never stopped using it
DoughSlayer
Yeah, maybe the issue is that I don't really own any music anymore
TheLeanWolf
it really whips the llama's ass!
HisBubbliness
I still rock 2.8 to this day. I even began making my own skins after all this time.
HenchGoalkeeper66
InfOracle
Mine came with Snow Patrol's Chasing Cars
Zoroasterisk
Foobar2000 or MediaMonkey are good modern alternatives, IMO
metalMYA
Euh… *whispers in secret* ‘I still use it’
HoSpanky
Yep. Use this for my shop’s music. It uses minimal memory and it has no extraneous bullshit on startup.
TheLastKingOfSomewhere
Same ?
drw16
install the milkdrop visual plugin and thank me later
Spagget
Still best visualizer I've seen. Now with 120 fps it's hnghhhh
TheLastKingOfSomewhere
Milkdrop was awesome
lawlandorder
I am also an avid Winamp user.
itsthevoiceman
Well which one is it, Avid or Winamp?
lawlandorder
I didn't know there was such a thing as an avid music player, so Winamp. :D
BeelzebobRoss
It really whips the llama's ass.
metalMYA
Nów we’re talking! (Bleeting? What do you call the llamas call??)
ILikeTinyBoxes
Careful grandpa or your blood pressure might spike again
metalMYA
Apple-sauce… Ouch my hip!