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May 7, 2019 7:24 PM
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bigsteve31sk8
When you sign up to be a man you can eat lunch at midnight if need be.
margaretolson
Literally me yesterday. 11:40am “fuck I’m hungry but I gotta wait 20 mins”. Then I realized I’m 30 and can do what I want
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
I’d be at work and start heating up my leftover dinner at like 8am and ppl would give me weird looks. Like, why it gotta be a bagel or fruit
MrNemo99
but what about second lunch? -Pippin, probably.....
Imustupvotealltacos
I'll make breakfast foods for dinner. A burger for breakfast. Who cares? I cook what I feel like cooking
AntTrapHouse
Man then later has dinner at 4 and is in bed by 8:30.
MrMuffinBucket
https://giphy.com/gifs/mrw-fast-hour-bkhkf2twSM0k8
nikkilaurakevin365
I usually have a hero at 8:30-9am on Saturdays. It's my thing.
kimmie71490
That was me today. I got up and walked out of the office at 11:15 to get a salad. I was a hungry girl.
Mack1986
I have a daily meeting at 11. A 1058 lunch is a dream I cannot achieve
DunSeentIt
Funny, but not a Pulitzer like this classic: https://local.theonion.com/load-of-mulch-dumped-in-kind-of-ballsy-location-1819572642
PrincessAris
I'm partial to: https://www.theonion.com/historians-politely-remind-nation-to-check-whats-happen-1819572992
Desertwanderer
I remember watching onions video on it on YT when this came out 6 years ago. Aged pretty well ngl
SometimesISayDumbShit
I want some cannolis
ActionJohnnie
That’s 11:58 eastern time
JustBoone
Bring food to work to save money.... then eat that food and go out for lunch anyways..... thereby spending way more.
redtails2649
What an upstart. A true revolutionary
LullabyJones
shake things up to really know you’re alive.” and honestly I think he really meant that. 2/2
chrisnumbers
fuck it
Kightzeareau
Hero.
yeahidontknow
Well if it ain't me
JumboWheat01
https://i.stack.imgur.com/3kTkp.gif
ITriedToThingOfSomethingWitty
EARLY LUNCH FOR KONZU
slinkiisu
My lunch is anywhere between 00.00 and 23.59
NeptuneEclipse
Early lunch for Konzu
BigAndo
YES! I found EXACTLY what I was looking for !!!
goodisunpopular
Good ol' Onion, tricking @OP into thinking it was real news.
legofham
Why does the address bar just gave google.com?
canoliqueen
Mind ya business
randelung
Maybe because google amp?
ErectileFunction
Same
Mokoshan
The Taco Bell here starts serving lunch at 9:30am. It's like day drinking in a way, I guess.
pondwouldbegoodforyou
Morning lunching
goatfkersdidnothingwrong
They should hang bells at Taco Bell like those big church bells and ring them to call people to eat.
barbarian818
eating Taco Bell at 9:30 certainly is like day drinking. It's how you know you've hit rock bottom, your life is a mess and you need help.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
I'd give a guy a handjob in exchange for being able to have the meal of my choice from Taco Bell. I'd pay for the food - I just need access.
chillerluvcats
What why v the fuck
idontevenknowsillymonkey
There is no Taco Bell where I live. They started opening up Taco Bell 1 state away but the menu is completely different to US Taco Bell. /
idontevenknowsillymonkey
I know it's not great food, real Mexican food - whatever. I just miss that shit so bad.
BananaSurfer
Just like a Hobbit
Pandragun
You mean that isn't normal?
netharia
Not for anyone who does shift work..
kadaeux
This speaks to me on a level even deeper than my soul. The stomoul....
SledTed
I eat at like 2:00 cuz work sucks 9x more after lunch
ImSynnical
For me 7:30-2:30 is easy the last 2.5 hours is like 10x the length of the rest of the day
Dionysianmasks
Eating lunch at 11 and a second lunch at 12?
lookitupyourself
I skip dinner alot.
Dionysianmasks
So long you're not overweight