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Cooper is very excited to be on the front page! Many of you have asked for the story behind the post. I will say that the relationship was tumultuous to put it mildly and things escalated when I announced I was leaving. I was pushed to the floor and that was when Cooper stepped in. Coop grabbed him by the pant leg and threw him to the ground and then dragged him away from me. It scared my ex enough to stop the altercation and allow me to leave with my dog. Cooper didn't leave a mark on him.
I got Cooper on Halloween of 2009. My family breeds rotties and he was the runt of his litter. Yes weighing in at 150 he is the smallest of his siblings!
Since then Cooper and I have lived in many places including Italy! Cooper has his pet passport and we have been on many exciting adventures together.
A warning to anyone thinking of getting an extra large dog....their airfare is NOT CHEAP.
We now live in TN where Cooper is free to roam the woods and swim in nearby lakes. He is the first rottie I have met that LOVES water. He would swim all day if I let him.
I recently adopted his niece, her name is Lana and they are the best of friends. He also loves my 2 cats, Kitkat and Toothless.
My family has owned more than 30 rotties over the past 2 decades and not a one has turned out aggressive. I firmly believe it is just in how a dog is raised and trained. Rottweilers are very smart but can be stubborn at times so training is time consuming. They become very attached to their people and you will never find a more loyal friend.
Aristolochia
http://imgur.com/wnwKKlF
somerandomusernameee
Gahhhhhhhhh THAT FACE!! <3
eromitlab
Tell him that some random guy on the internet thinks he's a good boy too.
AnswerLady
Tell him every day. Hugs from me!
Kaabiiisabeast
Why people should stop giving dogs like this a bad rep. :)
muscletank
all praise to the great sky toaster, i will be adopting a beautiful girl soon.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Goodest of good boys.
andIwasLikeWHAT
Story time please!
auroraborealis9000
DonnaSelf
Lord he looks just like my childhood Rottie, Trouble. He is beautiful.
WhyleKat
Does he know about your username?
smallfrykiller
Ohh I love the head tilt
dinosarahsaurus
I always say "You're a good boy" to my dog because I don't want to cause an existential crisis of him wondering who is
EntOnFire87
I wanna pet his neck fat so bad.
Ijkay15
Glad to hear you're both doing well!
nbd789
You would have to be one dumb SOB to abuse the owner of a rottweiler.
MercyBacon89
You better give him lots of treats! Beautiful pup!
ivebeenwatchingyou
Goddamit! I need a rottie in my life! Not bc of an ex but bc I loves them.
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
My rotti saved my wife from a home invasion while I was out of town. They are amazing dogs
Jthechef
Story time?
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
Lived in a shitty neighbourhood and a dude ringed the doorbell she opened the inside door but kept the screen door locked 1/?
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
As soon as she opened the inside door the dude started trying to pry our screen door open our dog (Rothgar T Annihilator) ran over 2/?
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
And jumped on the screen let out 1 bark. Dude said sorry wrong house and booked it
yaaman
awww looks like a good boy, ours is a big ball of love too! http://imgur.com/OkXmrSp
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Omg that face
kissmakitty
Awwww
Jennknifer
Good boy!!
svolpi
Excellent informative post. More rottie posts needed :D (also, glad you're ok, @op)
ArdvarkRoticeryChicken
I had a rotty, very loving dogs. The ferocity people here about them is usually the result of them protecting their family.
kittiecatsorbust
He looks like a very good boy
brianclementsvatua
The goodest of boys.
machedelic
I miss my rotti :(
analnipple666
I miss him too, and never even met him :'(
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Had a Rottweiler/Lab mix and he was the bestest little shit..
Cybergirl57
I miss my two I had growing up :(
IllLetMyselfOut
Jeez, he's a big dog. If he says it's Wednesday. It's Wednesday.
DPCerberusBlaze
He's just a baby
MrPresidentCthulhu
HUMP DAY
pookieeatworld
I said... IT'S TIME FOR A WALK.
Minimiker
TIME FOR WALKIES
pandachris
Hes giant, but knowing rotweilers hes probably a goofball and a massive sweethearr
IRespondWithSpongebobGifsUsually
Have the same type of dog, mother calls him "Balto" I call him " Cerberus"
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
So you call him Cerberus because your house is the entrance to the underworld right?
IRespondWithSpongebobGifsUsually
Well yes and he is a big fucker (probably has 2 more hidden heads inside that gigantic head of his aswell)
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
Have you tried sticking your head in his mouth to take a look? :)
IRespondWithSpongebobGifsUsually
I would risk getting killed.......brb
DildoSwaggens
That look is judging your taste in men.
Kkenn
Nice one lol!!
zefflerrotors
Or women
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
"Your last boyfriend tasted terrible"
TheDivineUsersub
OP: "Yeah... He did"
ReallyBruhh
thefrozoneOne
I love German dogs. I was planning on getting a Doberman when I get my own place
hopethisusernameisstillavailable
Germany just excels at everything
darkprincess0212
I had a dobie. Best dog I ever had. Loved my cats and my children and protected them as if they were his own babies.
fulminatrix
The best German dogs are Great Danes. Actually, they're just the best dogs.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
As far as German dogs go, you could also go with a Boxer & not have to worry about a hassle from the landlord / neighbors.
nasreal
1 Boxers are lumped in with the bully breeds by many people, if you worried about other people hassling you about breed I'd say...
nasreal
2 lab, golden retriever, Doodle, or anything small like a beagle, corgie, cocker or king charles, etc etc.
probationaryperiod
I love my Boxer but we've been trying to train her not to jump up on people for 3 years now...Just be aware.
LearnSomething
Yea instead you'll just have a 50lb erratic missile in your house.
SonsOfMoog
With sudden U turns.
nasreal
1 This comment is amazing. Why are all boxers like this? Seriously, I work with dogs and they're all just totally bananas. Lovable, but...
nasreal
2 exasperating.
FlatPlutoSociety
Yeah. Dobies do, at some point, chill the fuck out. Boxers exist in a perpetual state of zoomies.
ShaZam1269
Dobies are smart and energetic. They need much training. Love Rotties and Weimaraners. Best German dogs imho.
nasreal
1 Weimaraners are beautiful, but almost every one I have met is a a nutball haha. You definitely have to stay on top of training, but that..
nasreal
2 is true for all dogs. Especially true for smart and dominant ones though. You don't want to deal with a ~50lb dog that thinks it owns you.
kittenshit
He's a chunky monkey. I like him.
GrammerHitler
That's no monkey that's a good boy.
jordandontcare
That's what my bro calls me
kissmakitty
And the rest of his siblings meeting my Boyfriend http://imgur.com/2CjfLru
FISHFISHWICK
thats no monkey
kissmakitty
http://imgur.com/ueSnf9y Chunky Monkey
kittenshit
EXTRA CHUNKY!
Idonthavealottosay
Just a little husky. But not
kiddrewgiant
My favorite ice cream
atmydisposal
Do they put real monkeys in it
PibbleWibble
That's not a monkey, that's a dog.
giitsok
Doge
DMGuy
*scientist
KonaDarbles
He's a chunky monkey from funky town
1Espontaneo
Did you just...?
SapphicCatgirl
I'm gonna have trouble translating that....
kissmakitty
Chunky Monkey is his brother's name! He is Cooper.
janetfuckingsnakehole
I love Cooper!
Left4dawn
So this guy is the small one? How big is the other one then!?
kissmakitty
Cooper is around 150 and Chunky Monkey is 175.
trevdawg2
I had to study this pic and comment for a minute as I have a Lab Retriever named Cooper and a Rott named Daisy. Both of whom are chunky.
giitsok
Awwww I miss my rottie/ lab crosses. Wugi and Hunny. Best dogs ever. They were both chunky monkeys too.
parkanov
fuck yeah cooper
kittenshit
Ah! What a cute coincidence!
LazyTheAssCat
Or maybe insidious construction. }:D
flowercrab
Good thinking, kittenshit!
Ropo101
I was like "that's an odd insult....oooohhhh."
sealteamrix
Wanted to upvote this comment but you were at 69 votes so I couldn't. Sorry
kittenshit
You nasty, you!
sealteamrix
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
suckitupbuttercupp
Did he eat the ex
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
Did you read the post?
customcartoons
God bless the comment section of imgur! ^_^
OpenSarsaparilla
Asking the right questions
captainappropriate
I ate some x. I love you
Dangledope5000
happinessconsultant
Rolling on the floor
kissmakitty
I wish. He grabbed him by the leg and drug him to the ground and away from me.
browsib
"drug"?
yourpalBuddyChrist
thefishydolphin
Sandlot 4?
NicoleMae666
Had a Pitt That did the same for me. Gotta love our good boys
Unravelled
You can't make a post like this without a full story!
kissmakitty
I made a front page edit
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
GuacuaMan
That is a good dog. Dogs seriously have all the best traits of people.
QuantumSupersexposition
…and then ate him.
somethingprofound
*dragged. sorry.
AutomationLayer
Drugged*. The dog drugged her ex on the ground and dragged the body away.
Tromg
Drug*. The dog drug her ex on the ground and dragged the body away. We don't speak in pasted tense.
Itsokyoucansaythatiusedtobeamuslim
I hope your dog didnt get hurt in thr process. I love and hate how selfless our dogs get.
swaziwarrior
It sounds like he ended the altercation in the most non-violent way possible as well.
BigGuy5692
A doberman is a whole lot of dog with many large teeth to have to pry off your leg. Bet your ex was shitting himself by the end.
micsha
Oh, I don't know about that. I think he was probably shitting himself at the beginning.
BigGuy5692
*rottweiler. Got my german dogs mixed up.
Darkspire
Either way, achtung.
kkus
baby
DoYouLikePinaColada
Reich you are Ken
somanywonders987
@kissmakitty tell us a story! If you're cool with it at least.
TheDivineUsersub
That username though... don't tempt me...
notafrog
Yeah. Wanted to see what my dog would do. Told my husband to pick me up and throw me onto the couch. Dog sat in the corner licking himself.
laiskamato
My scaredy-cat whippet, who ran to the other room when i begun typing too hard on my keyb, was fierce as lion when he thought we were 1/?
laiskamato
fighting with the spouse. Found this out when we were fooling around "daggering" and drunkenly "dancing" aggressively. He thought we 2/?
laiskamato
were fighting and ran to us, barking like mad, trying to put himself between us, the silly thing. Gods i miss him. He was a good boy. 3/3
PontifexMechanicus
Never seen what would happen if it was a stranger, but when two humans he knows are fighting, out dogs attack whoever seems to be loosing
POWAHSERG
My jack Russell does the opposite, which is horrible considering I'm the strongest of my brothers. Little dogs big mouth for their size
Brykner
Only fights for the winning team.
SoberAndBored
Because 2 members of his pack were fighting. If someone from outside the pack tried that, the results might be very different.
SoberAndBored
My nan's dog used to stand off and yelp when my cousins and I fought, but when a kid in the street (messing about) made a move towards my
SoberAndBored
nan, the dog went for him in no uncertain terms.
PibbleWibble
GOOD BOY.
audreyunicorn
Best
PolitefullyRude
The very best boy. Miss him every day
Hyippy
Wrong leg
Hyippy
I think my favorite part is the fact that he brings his own leg up to his mouth
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
The BEST boy.
SneakEFoxxe
Story time?
ImLyingToYouGuys
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RevanTheJedi
Sounds fake but whatever I've got nothing better to do anyway
AcidOPhilus
Yeah cause that story is so elaborate and unbelievable, right
RevanTheJedi
I don't know, it kinda sounded like point whoring, like "here's a picture of a dog, it saved the world some time ago, but I'm not gonna1/2
Purrsephone
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ExoSpecter
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QuziOG
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PoptartKitten
@OP please
talkingtothepast
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kissmakitty
I did a front page edit for you
FuckingLoveImgur
.. must know
DoomedUndead
Fuckin' dot
waytoocreamy
That was a story
DontusetheMword
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gobbo
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DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
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Bbbrr2
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houseofprimetofu
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sizlon
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oceansapart
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whipper29
Doot
AldinSmith
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JurassicMunchies
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AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
We're waiting, @OP!
MolylHarrison
Insensitive dude
TheMeddlingMonk
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stupiddunmer24
No.
SneakEFoxxe
First half of username checks out
stupiddunmer24
I am surprised nobody else picked up on this. Come on Imgur peeps, you're slow!
prolificchicken
I kind of agree with him. I don't want op to have to talk about something traumatic like that
StarkeRealm
Shouldn't your username just be "Dunmer24"?