Trick or treat, SMELL MY FEET
3
1
381
This is how we Christmas selfie, yes?
4
4
46
"It's time for bed, fuckers"
7
5
103
I put myself in time-out
82
8
1082
*judging intensifies*
20
4
98
What do you mean, Monday's coming?
16
1
48
Viral post
12
2
6
*judging intensifies*
17
8
89
Stop everything. Upvote brunch.
91
9
946
MRW logging into imgur on xmas
3
0
54
So you like butts...
5
5
224
Oh don't mind me, I'm just lying here starving.
16
0
438
Winter
30
4
1297
Ignore D&D. Worship hypno-kitty!
19
6
2
When you step into the bathroom stall and smell butt-death
14
3
637
Butt docking complete. Initiate fart transfer in 3, 2...
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2
137
When your SO goes back to college and you have too much time
4
6
418
F the work week. LET'S DRINK.
13
3
1
And the hermit crabs whispered, "Come closer. Hold my claws."
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4
602
One of my all time favorites
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3
1808
New favorite sentence
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0
598
I have neck-back rolls. But I'm not fat, I'm fluffy.
9
2
130
Eat it
7
1
245
dog.exe stopped working
6
4
30
What really happened to the Babushka Lady
11
0
64
Are you sure it's Monday?
24
1
556
I love you, TV
5
1
0
COWS GET SKITTLES?!
65
20
3637
I'm awake, I swear
10
1
349
Who wants a cookie?
9
3
60
Our scales and our noms are at risk!
38
9
1114
Who remembers Operation Neptune?
2
3
2
Hotdog Dog combats The Mondays
12
3
513
Breathe in. Breathe out.
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3
701