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Nov 12, 2018 2:54 AM
ARussianAndHisBike
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netboygold
This is what makes America great: We get the best of every other country.
RaymondChoppard
Yes, immigration is such a disaster.
peterbozeman
Good job, fellow Americans.
Carefuler
No sauce, so I'm not swallowing this.
StJiub
InappropriateReply
InterwebTroll
Wait, so the USA is a country without an ethnic identity because we are the most diverse country in the world? Weird.
IllChrisYourRaygun
At that point, it's just a numbers game.
TheAlaskanEskimo
nonCanadianGoose
Racial stereotypes: they wouldn’t make sense if they weren’t true 50%+ of the time.
Memeeater
I mean not over 50% of black people aren't violent rapists, and I'm pretty sure it's not true that over 50% of Asians are above average
Memeeater
Academically
PostMoThoin
They took er jerbs!
strawbarrow
*/s look at the downvotes
PostMoThoin
Yikes! Sensitive bunch.
BestTesticlesInTheWesticles
BestTesticlesInTheWesticles
Somebody had to say it
tygerpsimatrix
"Where's the Spiderman dou... THERE IT IS!"
SanchoLibre
French national football ("soccer") team: https://imgur.com/Vlhp4K6
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Check out the Swiss :D
kandivalistation
I think each one owes it to the parents who demanded an A grade, unfortunately people just mock and stereotype them
warick
Gets straight A's all through school... is functionally useless when they finally get a job in their chosen career.
674e031f7dbd1f14bdc9160468379d78e6fcb32c97b2e40fe00e35376336373
No, math Olympiad has nothing to do with grades, if anything the parents would be mad that they're distracted with that.
palmo
"these Asian kids must have tiger parents which is why they're so smart. It's a shame that people stereotype them"
Memeeater
As an Indian, it sucks that my achievements are always attributed to my parents. Especially since many Asian parents can be downrightabusicv
Memeeater
Abusive*, with high expectations and harsh punishments for failing those expectations
palmo
As a Korean with white parents I still get it and it's fucking bullshit.
KoalasArentReal
I don't think you understand how the maths olympiad works
MofongoBalls
Dey took er jerrrrrrrbs
FeChefImgur
Yeah, all those high end maths jerbs !
Dryheat
Deyyyy terrrrrr errrr jerrrrr!
MofongoBalls
DEY TER ER JEEEEEEEERBBS
Incub
Can someone tell me why Asians are better at math than Anglo saxons?
budgerygarr
They're smarter. If you look at gaming: the very best foreigners still struggle against top Asians. We're bigger and stronger though.
Incub
True. I think Africans are bigger though? I know Africans are better runners. They have longer thigh bones?
budgerygarr
I don't know enough. They've got a Northern strain who are bigger (and bigger brained) than Europeans. Guys in the centre who are 1/2
budgerygarr
2/2 taller and thinner. I think, apart from Africans being leaner, we're roughly the same on average.
governmentgavemeagun
That's not the American team. https://www.cmu.edu/news/stories/archives/2018/july/us-wins-math-olympiad.html
userfriendly19777
Only half of them are asian americans.
applemnki
They ARE American...
kashin32
i feel like most Americans forgot about this sweet video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZQl6XBo64M
theguy5621
Wow, thats dope, never heard this b4.
Saro87
I remember a bunch of school house rock from elementary school, but not this one. Thanks for sharing
jkrowlingsucks
Our Chinese are better than your Chinese.
a55king
As a British person, hearing all the hate and discrimination in the news these days, I'm just glad that the top comments are so wholesome.
DrVinnyBoomBotch
Was there humor in that ^ ? ????
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setaroja
Well, with Brexit, after march is going to be hell. As an european in the UK, not feeling like staying...
pronoun
Hate and discrimination where?
palmo
How's this for discrimination, literally none of those people were the team. And this is just playing on stereotypes to make a racist joke
palmo
Fun fact, Chile was second place, not China.
emparier
When everyone in the game uses the same build.
prawnklng
Meta
Brocktooon
Those Americans look suspiciously American.
JHawke
That's racist, just because they have squinty eyes does not mean they are looking in any suspicious way.
kwkspectre
Nice picture of six Americans. Congratulations to them!
MemezRDreamz1
'Merica!!! Fuck yeah!!
MotherSekmet
reminds me of in animes when the "Americans" show up and everyone still japanese.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
With Japanese attitudes, just bigger egos and louder mouths.
CheshiresShadow
And it's glorious! https://youtu.be/fuK_XSYMBkw -asobi asobase
BrotherEstapol
This is gold!
Periah250
...and i thought ive watched enough anime to not become speechless any more...welp time for more therapy.
GoldFrieza
That is not at all what I expected but I'm so happy I clicked. Americans totally be like that in anime, lol
GlassCannon570
DontTazeMeBrah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYvhhMjW32k
PardusXY
el psy congroo muthafucka
tuxedobob
Huh?
Toggles
Blond, blue eyes, possibly tanned = American
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Yes, those orange-skinned lads, those are the 'Americans'
nebbo77
Pink hair, red eyes = japanese.
OutrageousHemmorhoid
I would look Japanese in an anime, except in a shower scene. Then my huge western penis would clue in the audience.
plopppy
The extra pixel would be a dead giveaway.
andDontCallMeSurely
RazzleDazzle69
And that's without censoring
woodjoiner
Good work Team America.
J0765
Third title in four years and that isn’t then.
Lurch1911
THEREAINTNOWEEPININTHISHOME
Proud of them Americans up ere bud.
KinderSurpriseMF
Don't join the matheletes...its social suicide.
jaykune
Without these Asian Americans individuals, Team America ain't shit.
majortool
Gonna be some angry Asian parents beating the shit out of their insolent children tonight.
Crockpotseal
Fuck yeah
Custodiandan
Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah!!!
DonniefromTPB
AMERIQUA!!!!!!!!!!!
Jakethesnake357
So lick my ass and suck on my balls, 'MERICA
3lv3n
waitwhat1234
thetokinwhiteguy
Just taking a leisurely drive down bakalakadaka street
CongratsYouAreHereNow
this is why diversity and immigration is good
catapulter
if you believe a group of people is intrinsically good at something, it follows that other groups are intrinsically not as good at something
TheBlackKaiser
They aren't intrinsically good at something, it's that their parents love is contingent on them doing well academically. Gets results.
ScrapCode
side effects include: metal instability, social anxiety, depression, and your own children hating you plz consulate a physician before use
Memeeater
100% agree, dont know why my parents care so much about my good grades since I'll not be helping them later on
CongratsYouAreHereNow
you're missing the point. think of it like a stock portfolio. the more spread out your risk is, the less likely you are to take a bad loss
catapulter
Stock portfolios are very selective.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
and you're also more likely to have stocks that go up. it's a numbers game and you should never invest your entire nut in one stock
infey
Gotta say, that's some of the most racist stuff. A colorful portfolio of people to mitigate risk? eesh
keenharlequin
Except this isn’t Team USA. See actual photo in the comments below.
keenharlequin
https://www.cmu.edu/news/stories/archives/2018/july/images/imo-team-3-900x600-min.jpg
palmo
I don't think OP is American either, we don't say "Maths"
ColoneISanders
The words "close enough" come to mind, but then are shortly followed by "you're a racist" so what do I know.
29asy
still majority asian and 2 indians maybe
CatSiddhartha
That honky ass mother fucker.
palmo
Here's uncropped version of this image /a/3IUCXbY google translate says "the US team" "US Mathematic olympiad team. China(1
palmo
not happy, Americans that look at the photo also not happy." It was originally posted to a Chinese blog, looks like state run propaganda.(2
palmo
or chinese nationalist shitposting. First US appearance I found was 9gag and a racist joke about it. similar to the text here. (3
BatmanIPad
Wall..... - trump probably.
woodjoiner
Has Trump said anything about not wanting legal Chinese immigrants? [excluding wealthy woman taking advantage of birth right citizneship.]
BatmanIPad
Trump. - wall probably
sprucegoose1011
The kid in the middle of the top row went to my high school. He made everyone in my class look like neanderthals in comparison.
nihilistdad
I know how he feels.
Jhi85
Is that an insult to neanderthals?
jimmy8worlde
I’m pretty sure this picture is of the Chinese team
Slayer1am
Ook, ugh. Grunt.
ReallyGoodBee
Worst case: The class contained actual literal neanderthals.
badbmc
So, a few months ago I did one of those 23 and me DNA tests. Mine came back with 300 of a possible 1400 Neanderthal matches. 1)
badbmc
The most anyone's ever gotten was 380 matches. That puts me in the top 85% for Neanderthal matches. 2)
badbmc
I'm also an electrical engineer. Pretty good in math. STOP STEREOTYPING MY PEOPLE!
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
As a band kid my buddy Chang could play literally every instrument in the band (usually the best), kid was wild.
psychologisttheologist
In my sleepiness I read that as "look at Neanderthals" and was very confused about the how and why of it all
cobaltplasma
A friend of mine was brilliant in math like that, but he was also so damn humble and would always help you out with anything and everything.
someguy7734206
Interesting how little overlap there is between those who think they are better than everyone and those who really are better than everyone.
cobaltplasma
He was, still is in fact. He went on to do many crazy things, retired a while ago while super young, still helps a ton of folks out.
pangyre
Just to keep the record straight. Neanderthals had bigger brains than we do and were probably the first artists.
sicca3
It's not about how big the brain is, but the structure. And even thought there is some indication to neanderthals having art of some sort 1
sicca3
It is still hard to prove. I'm still on the high cognitivity side of the debate, but it is still good to have a healthy dose of scepticism.
Mavericklgx
Was gonna mention that..good thing i read your reply first
therealbardman
Speak for yourself cro magnon man!
limenode
Which ostensibly was part of their downfall — too great of energy consumption.
nihilistdad
Europeans have some Neanderthal genes, Asians even more.
pangyre
Interesting that East Asians have higher IQs on average then.
nihilistdad
There's a large genetic contribution to IQ.
Worldstarhiphopprofessor
Do you have any good sources for that? My googling says The average is pretty much equal between europeans and asians.
pangyre
1st result on Google: Hong Kong 109, Singapore 109, South Korea 106, Japan 106, China 106, Taiwan 106, US/EU hovers around 100.
Retzayy
Bigger brain doesn't mean they're more intelligent. If that were the case Blue Whales would be our overlords.
decadentheart
Does brain to body ratio count for anything?
danielfrost114
Duhhhhhh
notashill
Elephants have bigger brains. I think Einstein had a slightly smaller one but the sulci and gyri were more exaggerated, so more surface area
DeltaLaw
Einsteins brain was unusual. Among other things he had more galil cells. We know this because some dude stole his brain and kept for years
bubblesthewhale
And that man, was Albert Einstein
notashill
I wonder if it's the same guy that has Rasputin's dong. A few more parts and we got ourselves a Frankenstein's monster
bubblesthewhale
It’s a real shame they didn’t grab Ron Johnson’s Johnson
squirreltactics
I remember an Asian kid in out class had a perfect score on both the ACT AND SATs. They even announced it over the intercom.
Remreemerer
"Attention students! This is your principal speaking! Some Asian kid got a perfect score on the ACT and SAT! Good job some Asian kid."
Cosplayingabastard
Sam ashan kit* was his actual name but with the accent and all we misheard him.
keenharlequin
No he didn’t, because that’s not the photo of the US Math Olympiad team. Stop lying.
iamonlyhereforyoupeople
Just a question, I don't really care, but can you provide the correct photo of the team being referenced above?
LewdPineapple
Are you not believing everything you read on the internet? How disgusting.
governmentgavemeagun
Correct https://www.cmu.edu/news/stories/archives/2018/july/us-wins-math-olympiad.html
CleverClint407
lol because there's still a crap load of asians on that team.
xenofect
I thought the white dude in the middle was Zuckerberg for a second
aikastar
I like it, much more accurate. STILL 80% asian, but some others in there too :D
Chainhealer
That doesn't mean the kid didn't go to his high school.
palmo
/a/3IUCXbY original image is from chinese website with chinese captions.
Chainhealer
Okay it seems very unlikely now.
palmo
Yes
nebbulae
Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
nihilistdad
In the end of the day, most accomplishments are individual and countries have no right to claim them.
Noughmad
These aren't completely individual, countries coach their students. That's why it's almost the same countries at or near the top.
nihilistdad
Statistically, it's rather the population number, culture, and genetic make-up.
Noughmad
No. See Romania, they have similar population, culture, and genes as their neighbors. But they focus on IMO a lot so they get results.
nihilistdad
What results?
Noughmad
https://www.imo-official.org/country_info.aspx?code=ROU
MaurogDark
That never stops them from doing it anyway :D
tzap
Most accomplishments have been enabled by your environment. Individual potential isn't the reason you're not seeing North Korea do 1/2
tzap
.. as well in sciences as you see South Korea. Like it or not, majority of your thinking and ability comes from the society around you. 2/2
nihilistdad
North Korea is an extreme case,. The environment can prevent one from reaching full potential, but it can never create talent from nothing.
tzap
The proper environment can push a lot of people to success who would have failed in most environments.
nihilistdad
But it cannot help mediocre individuals reach extreme accomplishments. I assume the environment is a given in all developed countries.
tzap
Hard to quantify. Generally speaking tho, educational availability and social programs seem to help: http://chartsbin.com/view/1124
whatupcorgibutt
America is a melting pot and I’m so happy that we can encompass all cultures and races in one place ☺️
milpitAsian
More like a salad bowl with ingredients clumping up.
dullguava
That said, there are too many asians.
ratfinkfuck
except for in maths because white kids don't wanna study hard
Tomethy
That’s racist.
Wellshiet
That sure doesn't show in practice though. Everyone hates everyone.
CraftedLine
And then get first place. 'Merica!
IAmAGoodNoodle
whatupcorgibutt
I love you too Dug ?
Ungu
Sure.. except all the Americans in the southern continent.
Nikolai5
There are quite a number of countries that are more diverse than the US, including Canada, Russia, India, a few east Asian and many African.
Krystallombardi24
Is the earth the melting pot of the universe?
MrRareza
Thst someone hasn't stirred yet :P
homoerection
If you believe what the Pleidians are telling us, then yes.
JijoVargheseJose6992
Damn bro. I wanted to say that?
JeremyPeevin
No.
Dimestream
Good answer. Everyone else, if I could draw your attention to this device, I'd like you to look into the red light for a moment...
EmperorWiggles
Yes, if you've read Toriko. Whole planets just a meal cooking itself to be eaten and nobody knows it. Straight up Galactus stuff.
JapAnus
Except the Dutch
jofo97
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JapAnus
It was a joke in reference to Austin Powers
spood90
We’re certainly diverse but I wouldn’t say we’re a melting pot. That would suggest you’re not able to tell the culture that individuals 1/2
spood90
are originally from due to generations and generations of sex 2/2
S1enderDan
Well, I'm sorry we can't be Paraguay.
tzap
So without googling, can you tell where Obama was "originally" from? How about Jimi Hendrix? Kamala Harris? Tulsi Gabbard? Derek Jeter?
spood90
I don’t think many people could, but what I mean is there are still distinctly white, black, Latino, and Asian people in the population.
tzap
Yeah, but point was people's appearance doesn't necessarily tell much. Plus if someone's e.g. from Asia, that doesn't tell much about 1/2
Taeveskur
Enjoy your third world crime rates also!
Nikolai5
There are quite a number of countries that are more diverse than the US, including Canada, Russia, India, a few east Asian and many African.
tzap
It always sounds so out of place to see the word "race" used in statements like this, since the word has a pretty loaded insinuation in 1/2
tzap
.. Europe. Plus, human race is such a very arbitrary thing. 2/2
blakeatwork
Sounds like something a Borg might say. What is your designation?
HighlySexualLobster
How? They believe in a monoculture. Ditto the klingons, romulans, ferengi... Everyone except the federation.
SlightlyDodgy
55 of 23
bekkayya
I mean...yea. The Borg are to show what happens when you take away the individualism and mixing cultures.
bekkayya
They ARE -effective-, just not the best possible outcome
whatupcorgibutt
Species 5618
dkevox
Well, all Americans can except Republicans. (and before you down vote me, you elected Trump).
JapAnus
How?
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
theUFCfan
Noahy503
Damn they look Mandarin
whatupcorgibutt
Mandarin is the language ☺️
Noahy503
wow. Thanks for explaining in plain Cantonese.
whatupcorgibutt
Well we can’t all be as intelligent as you, you’re welcome to try Google
citizenkayt
This comment is wholesome and I love it
whatupcorgibutt
I’m glad I can make someone smile ☺️
theguy5621
Fuck you <3
gurimalla47
I read cultures and racist
RatherRagged
Even if they are from a different race, they are always American. 'African-American' ect I like that.
AurikNecal
All races, not all cultures. Some cultures are terrible and shouldn't be encouraged. Cannibal cultures for example.
lemmonjello
What if they are free ranged cannibals and only eat organic people free of antibiotics?
palmo
Fine young cannibals
leperoutcastunclean
Oh my god you fucking nazi how dare you not tolerate behavior and cultures that are 100% at odds with, and dangerous to, our own!
BlacksMcNutt
Was a melting pot. Now just a bunch of groups that think they're special and want more free shit and handouts
nijlonkai
Only to you and others like you!
softballguy
There's definitely a group that thinks they're special and want free stuff. "We were here first! God loves us more! Gimme my Medicare!"
doctorwoohoo
People want equality ffs. Why is that bad?!?!?
BlacksMcNutt
We are all equal. You just need to treat everyone that way. People are bad, not the country.
Tomethy
Equality of what? Outcome or opportunity?
doctorwoohoo
nice try, but that is a false choice.
Tomethy
You can’t have both. So which is it?
whatupcorgibutt
Your backass opinions don’t invalidate the multiracial makeup of America
bigdickrick206
Still a melting pot. Check out how diverse and awesome we will look like in the future.
bigdickrick206
https://realfarmacy.com/what-americans-will-look-like-2050-stunning/amp/
Xylyria
When did we starting being allowed to use emojis?
Mybrotherismyhomie
There is no B in Asian.
woodjoiner
Spelling B?
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
No B in America either.
dismemberedtoddler
But there’s a C in Caucasian
theshinobi23
But there's a C in Chinese.
lebensmuede
And there’s a D in Cockasian
CanOnlySayYes
FartyMcDumpstein
And some Fs in Knock-offs.
MechaMan001
Filipinos standing in the background: "OH FUCK OFF"
theshinobi23
Canadians might start with a C, but they're full of "eh"s
pc404
But what about blasian
tacobae
America will win all competitions by having all cultures and races. Pros to diverse portfolio
Ungu
Except the Mexicans and all the Americans in the south of the continent.
KashCf
I mean look at the Olympics in the last few years.
hamleha
Not e-sports you don't. NA meme.
GodEmperorOfImgur
I dunno... Serral just won the Starcraft 2 WCS. Finland beat Korea at SC2.
blitzskrieg
Hang tight Australia is coming up fast.
threadfall
And Canada! ?
FartyMcDumpstein
At a full Steven Bradbury pace.
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
i thought convicts couldn't compete?
souleater2847
gtmiller
Notre Dame doesn't win every game against Florida.
MrRandom314159
Convicts know how to cheat because they teach the kids on how they were caught.
InboxPuppies
They still lost that one war against Emus, iirc