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ZombieAstronaut
Smart kid
xizar
Why not vasectomy?
WeirdOneWithaWhip
If a one night stand tells you you dont need to use a condom, DEFINITELY use a condom
foxxximus
I just go dumping loads like a dump truck
danishjuggler21
I figure I’m probably just really lucky
alpacasaurusrex
Or better yet, don’t fuck them.
Ryanator50
She might do the leg lock when you try to pull out.
ItsAKiwi007
Joke's on her! I never pull out
Ryanator50
then you two'd perfect for eachother.
Lowlsqwid
Who fucks nightstands?
walkerdude5
Just one nightstand. Not nightstands
called2fight
Juan.
LunarEntropy
One.
Hoptimonium
Also, antibiotic resistant STDs are on the rise. So yeah, condoms feel better than syphilis eating the connective tissues of your brain.
HolyShitZoom
It a women asks you not to wear a condom, that's when you most need to wear a condom.
PhailRaptor
Just not one she provides. Those really are a trap.
HolyShitZoom
Wait, so you too don't like little air holes in your condom?
Ryanator50
helps your dick breathe, like sketchers
BeerNinjaEsq
Agreed. My wife is still wondering why we aren't pregnant, but I keep telling her I'm just following the advice on IMGUR
Naxtoof
I chuckled, good job
HolyShitZoom
I got your back mate.
AChainOfFundamentallyWrongDecisions
But condoms are not the only way of protection
JohnFloorwalker
For STDs they are
AChainOfFundamentallyWrongDecisions
Well, you are right
n11c0w
Hey people , condom is not just about birth control it is also about Aids , herpes , siphilis...
Ryanator50
and you can get those from the butt too
SoftcoreFavorites
Are you trying to educate people on Imgur? What color would you like your tombstone to be?
ThePinkestPigglet
Simple solution. Don't have sex with people you don't trust not to have diseases.
ITalkAboutGoats
I dunno man, people's intuition tends to be pretty off
Ryanator50
exactly. get to know someone before you risk making a baby with them.
Zeema101
Also for fecal matter in regards to anal sex. U dont want shit in the urethra
digitalist1
I had a friend who asked me why i wear condoms instead of just pulling out.... he ended up having a kid at 17
author365
All by himself? But yeah, condoms.
digitalist1
Takes 2 to tango
PMMeYOURBoobsPlz
Not parenthood and not stds are 2 of my favorite things!
kittyperfect
My husband loves being a dad at 21. And I love being a mother :)
borgmaster
We see you crazy susan. You cant fool us.
kittyperfect
Whooo
Rodvitner
Snapchat has the worst chatting software.
LightlySaltedPretzels
I have 128GB's of storage on my phone but you can't tell me what my friend said 10 seconds ago? Fuck off, what's the point
illegalacorn
you know how I avoid that problem? text messaging... there's literally nothing wrong with it
Rodvitner
I am fully aware of this but other fucknuts aren't and insists on typing on snapchat.
Primaltiguere
I was a dad @20 and feelsgoodman.jpg. I love being a father.
KurtHamster
You... you always wear condoms?? You should really take a break, and let that meat get some fresh air!!!
fencer1964
Did you not read the post?
KurtHamster
Why, yes I did.
TheRockDude
"REALLY SEALS IN THE FLAVOR!" - Batman, Collegehumor
bronypokey6918
TheLarrikin
Nervous kitty
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
ijerkofftothingsyoureport
Tombs360
Fucking saved
LightlySaltedPretzels
Bubz!!
SirTinyPenis
Funny story. Weird kid in my class back in 8th grade said "I started wearing condoms" to sound cool. We didn't know any better, but 1/2
SirTinyPenis
looking back, he meant every day to school and shit. O_o
Brucecori2
what. the. fuck. He might as well have said "I started using tampons now guys"
Mastahkeef
Was his name Cartman?
SirTinyPenis
It was Stephen
reverendbonobo
I wear two in my everyday life just to get used to it. When it's time to fuck, I take one off and it feels like my dick has been set free.
MemeDissector
why'd the irish guy wear two condoms? to be sure, to be sure.
TheMexicanStaringFrog0fSouthernSriLanka
It's like using a bat weight when you are on deck and then get up there like
AlkeneThiol
This is a good idea I'll have to try this
sunyudai
Don't try this. Seriously... skin needs some air now and then, even down there.
AlkeneThiol
I know. I was joking. I'm not an idiot
sunyudai
Glad to hear it. I tend to assume lowest common denominator when dealing with internet people - it's safer that way.
Ticklebooty
/instantly nut upon exposure to air
reclaimingrequiem
The ladies love it.
AnAccountToPostThis
Gonna need a clean up on aisle three
schlabbalappen
please don't act like you're not impressed
Omegilla
Plus it's mainly your fault for the way you were dressed.
clayrev
makes going to the bathroom easier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQNxJpYjH2E
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Your mouth can't get pregnant.
author365
Can pass on STDs though - Cold sores, for example, equal genital herpes. And if she has a cut lip or bleeding gums, well... Bag up.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
I don't think many women care for the taste of a condom. Not like I need to worry about it anyway. My only sex partner is my right hand.
whyareyoubooingmeimright
I wear a condom all the time, I only take it off when I pee or have sex.
paradoxious
Whoever raised this boy deserves a Goddamn medal.
AreWeNotDoingPhrasingNow
MightyMike7
Her: "No, don't put the condom on.." Me: ಠ_ಠ
tomyironmane
pretty much. Turns out she could hold you down and rape you, and if she got pregnant, you'd still owe her child support...
DarkMutton
Because logic.
tomyironmane
Worse than logic, because of U.S. Legal Precedent. If it was just logic it could be disproven, but now the Supreme court weighed in on it...
amothertruckingunicorn
Beelzebork
But if its was a trap.. you wouldn't need condoms. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jmankjp
wouldnt you realistically need twice as many?
BananabalNectar
ilovegramsalot
LunarEntropy
This was great, thanks.
ilovegramsalot
I like to spice it up.
TinySnek
ᵗʰᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵍˢ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʳᵃᵖˢ ᵃʳᵉⁿ'ᵗ ᵍᵃʸ
theNameChecker
Only 25%
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
GuessWho7197
SendLewdss
Is it actually a debate of whether or not traps are gay
blackcrow993
What if a woman likes traps?
GuessWho7197
https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Are+traps+gay_a99275_6233055.jpg
StonerCatJay
Traps are only 25% gay for men, 75% gay for women
ameaslycommentfarmertendingtohiscrops
eaglehunter
Always wear condoms!
iwouldeatyourbox
What is a condom?
eaglehunter
Especially in the shower or going for a run
Hiro444
I knew a girl that didnt wear condoms doing stuff on the shower. Her logic was that since it was uncomfortable, she couldnt catch anything
eaglehunter
Im pretty sure you have to use a special soap to not catch anything
complainsabouteverythingpmuch
That's cute. Dumb, but cute.
sulfuratus
How is that cute?!
Meowsma
Thanks, but I'm good.
eaglehunter
But ants might get in
Meowsma
eaglehunter
O fuck i had no idea. Thats what those iud's are for?
DogeRulesWow
I am wearing six right now. Can you guess where?
eaglehunter
Some of your toes ?
meapplejak
I almost had a kid at 15 and that kid today would be 18 or 19 today. Holy carp. I am glad I do not have a 19 y/o thats for sure.
author365
Almost had a kid at 22, wasn't any more ready then I would have been at 15.
doubleormuffin
As a 19 y/o I can confirm that we suck
Noob3rts
Any person who says they want to have sex without a condom that you aren't in a very serious relationship with - abandon ship.
fantasticjack
Not having VD feels good too
batmanmf
How hard is it to nut on her face?
TheCarolingian
From where I'm sitting.... pretty tough.
batmanmf
What is she? Like across the room?
TheCarolingian
America. I'm in England. I mean it's tough. Not impossible.
Ihavenothingimportanttoputhere
"You see, I come from afar."
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
You need an intercontinental ballistic penis
Lincwack
Oon that's scary!
NATA5
That's the spirit.
Alphaqall
Spirit doesn’t fly to the UK.
billiebitkiller
Precum is a thing.
Kaldim
Only if you've ejaculated recently (some stays in tube). Urinating will flush it out. Gross, i know, but....the more you know!
BastenGreyHound
Misconception (heh pun) unless already orgasmed and didn't wash your penis afterward, precum cannot impregnate as it has no sperm cells. 1/2
BastenGreyHound
Precum is used primarily as lube in order to make sex more comfortable. With this in mind, still use a condom. Pull it off when you facial.
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
No it's fucking not you moron. Atop spreading mosinformation. Pre cum can and will get you pregnant.
AlkeneThiol
Only a small percentage of men have been found to have viable sperm in preejaculate. Most don't. I don't.
forobservation
Not worth the risk.
BastenGreyHound
After seeing this, i went back and redid my research, and I found that people offer several different. Insights into the topic. However 1/?
BastenGreyHound
A common set of logic was this. If you urinate after each ejaculation, then your precum will have either zero sperm or dead sperm in it. 2/?
Linhtendo
nutting on her face wont cure your aids.
AFSamizdat
It might.
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Somebody wants an STD
batmanmf
Sharing is caring.
Niddhoger
Using the pull-out method is playing a double game of russian roulette. You can "win" by getting genital warts AND becoming a father.
batmanmf
Holy fuck. It was meant to be a humorous quip morons, not a medical discussion.
ISaidFirmlyGraspIt
It’s funny how people still think pulling out is an effective form of contraception.
batmanmf
Funnier still, how I've never gotten a girl pregnant.
HammyHog
From my experience the only girls that like stuff like that are in porn.
batmanmf
You need to date freakier chicks.
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Very wrong
SmurfEggs
Not at A&M
HibiscuitsTea
Wrooonng!
HammyHog
Like I said, From my experience.
theothercollin
they probably meant that you've met the Wrooong! girls.
Meiling00
Gonna have to second that other guys "wrong".
HibiscuitsTea
Lol im a chick...
iwouldeatyourbox
heeeey
Gandalfsuglybrother
And quite a pretty one too.
Meiling00
Sorry. Girl here too. Didn't mean to call you a guy ♡
Gandalfsuglybrother
What I said before.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Your mom doesn’t count, stop bragging
batmanmf
Bud, incest scores double points. What system are you working in?
iwouldeatyourbox
Or her tiddies, or bootyhole, or directly into the back of her throat? OOOOH I almost forgot up the nose!
batmanmf
See? Now this is the type of discussion I attempting to provoke. Not idiots regurgitating sex ed like they think their wizards.
steve77777777
I bet you also say school didn't teach you about sex.
batmanmf
You would lose that bet.
sirplayerone
Pull out game is weak, son. But I respect you for being smart about it.
dontfuckagifthorseinthemouth
ShootYourGooMyDude
There's always birth control, but then you're trusting that she's not crazy, and there's also the side effects for her
threecheersforsweetrevenge
And still risking pregnancy and STDs
rdmguy
Pregnancy is a nut allergy
bicpics
Melanie got her shit straight
draagmad
Just get on the pill
daisywins
or pull-out, it's a surprisingly effective method that's worked for millennia.
threecheersforsweetrevenge
Precum can get a woman pregnant. And no condom leads to spreading diseases
mormacil
Millennia ago, at least in Europe we used herbal remedies. So much we plucked it into extinction :(
Kaldim
At work so can't get you source, but PLEASE research that one. It is a method that is highly not recommended.
daisywins
Also at work but I did heavily research the method before doing it. In a monog. relationship for a year now and no babies yet.
Kaldim
Glad you are getting the sex, but anecdotal experience is a no-go. Fuck it, i'll just google it and hope no one walks by. 78% effective.
Kaldim
Also does not protect against STD, but I am sure you were well aware of that.
daisywins
P.S. I would only recommend it to people who are in a long-term, trusting relationship where the male has considerable self-control.
Hiro444
pill doesnt prevent stds, just man up and dress your cock for the ocassion
TheFrenchGirl
They apparently just met, she apparently allow any men to NOT wear condom... No, no, no, protect yourself, YOURSELF, like an adult.
BillLolz
It’s not 100% effective. My wife got pregnant while on birth control, was a big surprise.
draagmad
Vasectomy then!
killer10347
Condoms aren't 100% effective either. Proper use of condoms results in 98% effectiveness. Proper use of the pill is 99.9%.
TheWittierRape
Did she take antibiotics? Because that reduces the effectiveness of the pill
killer10347
So when choosing between one and the other, the pill is hands down better than the condom. But both only work if you use them correctly.
Gingerbreadman18
No contraception is though.
BeginnersLuck00
A hysterectomy is. /s
threecheersforsweetrevenge
Yes, but combining multiple forms increases effectiveness, and condoms protect against STDs
Gingerbreadman18
Very true!
Kaldim
Pill is in the 99% effective range where as condoms are...shit I am at work can't google it, but i think 93-97% effective.
peachesforme
IUD are most effective way. very little room for user error too which is nice
Theothercword
Condoms IIRC are around 70% and the pill is 99%. Though honestly both of those aren't 100% b/c of how easy it is to fuck up, if people...
Theothercword
...don't miss taking the pill, or don't use other substances that can mess with the hormones (various drugs), it's basically 100%...
Theothercword
...Condoms get a lower effective rating because they're a LOT easier to fuck up, and will break when fucked up or even if you go too long.
rezpawner
That plastic thingy works. It does kinda feel odd to notice a plastic object up there though...Still - better than parenthood.
Kaldim
I presume you mean IUD?
rezpawner
I'm a dude, so as soon as I heard "Don't need to wear condoms" and "STD free", I stopped listening.
mormacil
And then it's to small and slips off up in there, good times :P
textilelover
I think they mean the IUD. Or maybe a nuvaring.
mormacil
Oh right, not the brightest tonight.
peachesforme
IUD are most effective way. very little room for user error too which is nice
morelikeconsham
That username though
draagmad
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Your username?
draagmad
ijerkofftothingsyoureport
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Snooj
Does it really feel better for women?
terrorfield
These chicks are liars. You don't feel the difference. Quit playing, chickies. Make him wrap up.
imaginaryPeppers
It feels warmer and 100% better without. Although I like the teasing aspect of wearing condoms but it is not for everytime.
sparklefox09
YES! So much better!
neonoptic
Why wouldn't it?
vvendy
Yes
Opportunist
It does feel better, but in situations where I've had to use them (taking meds that X'd out my birth control), the feel of the condom was+
Opportunist
very reassuring, and that let me relax and enjoy the sex more.
LosPer
For those that are saying they don't like latex, any difference for ladies with natural lambskin ones? Only for known partners, though...
Snooj
I can tell you that my wife and I tried those once and the entire ordeal was fucking gross.
LosPer
I used to use Naturalamb by Trojan and they were a lot more sensitive and natural than latex...without the added HIV protection however.
LosPer
What was the problem?
Snooj
They were slimy, ill-fitting, smelled awful, thicker than regular condoms, and had some sort of weird lubrication.
LosPer
Yeah...it's a different experience, but I found them to provide more sensitivity, and my ex preferred the feel over latex.
randamnthoughts
Absolutely
Nuka7up
Yes it's much better without.
MystiSaurusRex
I didn't know that my first time with a condom wasn't supposed to feel super weird and scratchy. Turned out I'm allergic to latex! 1/2
MystiSaurusRex
Nonlatex were okay. Not as good as without, but hell, a million times better than that first experience.
NuggetsForKitty
I literally feel no difference.
hottpunkchick
Condoms are the worst. I've had them get stuck inside me too which is awful but it beats getting pregnant I guess :(
UsernameTheMusical
Buy smaller condoms
doubleormuffin
If the condom comes off inside you, your man is probably overestimating himself
hottpunkchick
It doesn't happen every time it's just happened before and he buys normal size.
doubleormuffin
Well, is his dick actually normal size or does he just want you to think it is?
hottpunkchick
No he has tiny micro penis tbh I'm not even sure he's not a female.
Dontyoudaremister
Yup. Feeling the more details and curves on the dick then if condom is on
storytaletime
Yes
roqueofspades
Yes. Actually condoms hurt me. I like it deep and the rolly part hurts.
verganas
please tell us more
pandasayshi
One word for you: Lubricant. It's makes a huge difference
ShiftyT08
Unless she's a 60yr old woman, she doesn't need lube.
ITalkAboutGoats
Dude, you never can have enough lube. Jesus, kids these days.
ShiftyT08
Yeah you can. You want some friction. Kids? I'm 33
Paprika6
100% It does, big difference in feel. But I'm also not a fan of unplanned pregnancies, and even if you pull out...shit happens.
rizion
pregnancies aside I'd rather not risk herpies or hpv or clap or etc
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
condoms aren't the only form of contraception tho
GloomyMP
There’s also wishing.
josethemailman
they don't involve changing your horomones and cut down on the chance of transferring STDs
KevorkianScarf
And for some of us unlucky ones, even if we wear one, it's not always effective...
SiIverSoul
I mean, no shit? Is this not common knowledge or something? Everyone is always talking bout pulling out, it doesnt work for shit
Gayforbae
Do what I do, fuck guys. No pregnancies. Or if there is, at least you get really fucking famous.
AC1D1C
I mean, yeah. It's a huge plus side to being gay, and it's awesome. Cheaper, and never have to worry when not having one nearby.
metzershmit
Unless you're with multiple people. You should wear one then for the sake of STI's.
Gayforbae
Use prep and otherwise be discerning about your partners
SaveMeSalem
Took me a minute to realize you're gay lol. Important detail right there.
Gayforbae
The username checks out....
Gayforbae
randomgibberish
Nobody likes fucking a plastic bag
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Especially for those of us allergic to latex.
BovrilOnToast
I’d be genuinely interested to know if any women think there’s no difference. Any one care to comment?
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
It's actually pretty good...added friction Also, easy cleanup, safe feeling. Dont like the latex smell. Prefer without them for long term.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
There's not a huge difference, but I like going without for intimacy and because I hate smelling like latex.
MySquishyBrains
I can't tell the difference. But some of my to last friends disagree. So I think it varies
MySquishyBrains
Sorry meant to say some of my lady friends. Autocorrect ugggh
pestilentgiggles
I'm sorry, I'm of the belief that women say it feels different to sound sexy. Because you could practically biopsy up there after 3 inches
MuayThaiKitty
Wow, you've never been inside a woman have you.
pestilentgiggles
I am a woman. And I have been in a woman. Tampons are successful because there is not enough feeling for us to notice them constantly.
MuayThaiKitty
Then you must be the exception, unless all chicks I've talked to about tampons and me have much more sensitive vaginas than the norm.
MuayThaiKitty
Have you seriously never felt the pain of a stray nail ramming where it shouldn't?? That's definitely not a lack of feeling. Pain.
mormacil
How can it not? Have you ever shook hands with someone wearing latex gloves?
Snooj
Yes but I've never had a latex covered penis or any penis) put inside my vagina so I can't say with authority what it would feel like.
mormacil
You could take it up the ass, for science :P
TypicallyKyle
The ass doesn't have the same nerve receptors as a vagina, as far as I'm aware.
illegalacorn
I can still feel the difference between latex and skin though.
mormacil
Same? No, but quite a lot. Closest you can get?
igniteice
I thought you were a dude...
Snooj
I am a dude, which is why there have never been any penises in my vagina.
igniteice
You don't have a vagina then. That'd be like me saying I'm not going to drive my dodge viper (that I don't have). Not really mine now is it?
sulfuratus
If you don't have a vagina, nobody can stick their dick in it, so that comment doesn't have to be written by a woman.
igniteice
"my" represents possession, you don't possess something that... you don't possess.
FlamingoKick
Oh God yes. Condoms are not very pleasurable no matter what the box says. Okay not having a kid as a result is pleasurable too so...
pestilentgiggles
RANT: No, no no. If the condom isn't on properly (band too far down the shaft for example), if you're doing other things besides penetration
paeches
The band should be down the shaft
pestilentgiggles
(massaging the clitoris) or if there's an allergy, the woman will feel a difference. There aren't enough nerve endings on the inner walls
paeches
So inner walls are only at play? Stop.
pestilentgiggles
You would know that this is not what I said if you actually read down to this point. Perhaps you should take your own advice.
pestilentgiggles
for it to matter with penetration. It's only the first like 2-3 inches that feel anything. Can you IMAGINE how tampons would have failed
pestilentgiggles
as a product if this weren't the case? My best guess is that women say it's different to sound sexy. People say jokes like being fucked "by
pestilentgiggles
a bag" because it's funny but the truth is, other than reasons I listed first, it's just not true. It's very sexy to want skin to skin,
mcatter
Yah. Overshare time- my vageen somehow grips the little rolly edge at the base of the dick and after a few thrusts it's a) pinching me 1/2
merelyadequategooglymoogly
A dab of super-glue on the base. He'll never know until it's all over.
mcatter
B) rolling itself back up and off... no bueno. 2/2
electrovirus
If you don't mind me saying, sounds like you have a nice tight vag. Your S.O. is a lucky person!
mcatter
#thingsbetterleftunsaid
Stormsaber
Either none of these replies are from women, or (shock) women have individual preferences. Fire & Ice please!
TheLetterKay
So many people saying yes. If the condom fits the guy properly then it doesn't feel like a plastic bag. Also going without the weird warming
DogeRulesWow
Doesn't feel like a plastic bag? Maybe not on your penis...
TheLetterKay
Lubes and ridges makes it feel much more natural.
TheLetterKay
I say this as someone currently 8.5 months pregnant and using condoms to prevent infection. Get quality condoms. Not the free clinic ones.
IconicM
Recommendations? Even with the high end ultra-thin ones like the Lelo Hex it feels like plastic to me (I'm a guy though.)
Pinkwhistle
Side note. You don't need condoms whilst pregnant. The semen is good for ripening your cervix.
TheLetterKay
You don't want your cervix ripened until at least 36 weeks. I was hospitalized for preterm labor which is when I was told to use condoms.
BeginnersLuck00
...ripening?
MyrinFyre
I agree that it feels better. I get a burning sensation when using one. Thankfully, I am unable to get pregnant. I'm also on BC just in case
paeches
Get ones without nonoxynol-9. It tears up the delicate sperm, but it isn't picky what other delicacies it tears up.
electrovirus
you might be allergic to Latex.
paeches
And/or spermicide
UsernameTheMusical
...You might want to get checked for latex allergy, it's more common than one thinks.
paeches
And/or spermicide is causing it
avalani
So much yes. This is why I take birth control and only sleep with people who I can date long term.
txtmylife
But you know the pill doesn't protect you from STDS right? I mean do you ask for medical recs or something?
Brucecori2
Don't have sex with people you don't trust not to have diseases? That was the point of the comment. Long-term=trust. Cheated on? Get tested.
avalani
Exactly what my point was, thank you.
CowMyster
My lady did this. She still got pregnant.
Mrdaihatsu
I guess she didn't swallow?
CowMyster
Cowmyster never pulls out.
jjm152
My wife used the pill for 10 years, no babies or problems. We went for a kid 3 months ago - nailed it on the first try. Stuff seems to work.
Puppiesfortheplanet
congrats and good luck I guess?
jjm152
going gud so far, so thanks????
MystiSaurusRex
I'm on my last week of birth control right now. Been on it for 15 years. Lord, I hope we have the same kind of luck.
jjm152
We used those ovulation sticks. I just banged the hell out of her during that window, then viola - bun in the oven time. ;)
MystiSaurusRex
Woo! That's a good plan! I'm just nervous because of being on the meds for so long. But gah! You give me hope!
ThePrettiestPete
Nice methodology. I only date long term and make sure she's on birth control fucking around isn't my thing (just agreeing with you btw)
Imactuallysatanindisguise
Y'all seem to be a good match.
avalani
Totally. No fucking around from either party. Just better not feeling like a skank, and not having to use smelly condoms
Talmorean
This. Or butt stuff.
MadmanApex
a is the new v...
cantbeasadmuffin
Aaginal
princessvaliant
Or, ya know. Condoms and being STI/STD free. And buttstuff isn’t for everyone.
Keronin
I second the butt stuff not being for everyone.
HappyShark
My pa said that's how assholes are born, he wouldn't lie to me right?
Talmorean
Nope, your pa is a good man.
Kaldim
Rectum is closely connected to your bloodstream, making it very easy to pass STD / STI.
girlonabuffaloooo
If thr sti is aids. Chlamyida and the clap live in vaginas and urethras
Niddhoger
Proximity isn't really the problem: its that hte pooper isn't designed for sex. No cushioning or natural lube = tears.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
https://youtu.be/qf0aaFeyStg
DrJoint420
NAH. Disciplined pull out has not failed me for years. Ya'll desperate teens fuck like rabbits and can't control yourselves...
kerms
Or, you know, pulling out...
Talmorean
Fun fact, Precum doesn't have sperm, but if you had ejaculated recently, you might still have sperm in you urethra, and she can get prego.
cantbeasadmuffin
You can still get pregnant from butt stuff. People are really dumb if they think shit don't leak.
Malthraz
Anal: It's fucking shit.
MightyMayhem
Or oral.
CristiSsS
gaaaaalavant
I did that once. Got shit all over my dick. Smelled disgusting when I pulled out. Never again.
ohgreatcthulhumonster
Same. Then I yakked and had vomit all over my cock too
gaaaaalavant
I'm sure urban dictionary has a term for that haha
SwifferSweeper
Thank you! And chicks who dont have enough fibre in their diets. Amiright?
cantbeasadmuffin
Dicks don't belong in there so that's s problem women really shouldn't have to deal with (but seriously, eat more fiber everybody!)
DrKriegersClone
Reminds me of the Jim Jeffries joke about how you can't smell porn.
gaaaaalavant
Also porn ladies spend a lot of time flushing out their pipes before they do anal. Real ladies? Not so much...
cantbeasadmuffin
You said that like you were condemning women who were probably talked into anal on the first place for not paying $150 to get their colon
cantbeasadmuffin
Cleansed professionally. That really sets the mood "hold on let me schedule an appointment with my colon hydrotherapy specialist"
livingcheeseburger
Rystefn
Clearly, someone doesn't know about drip babies.
Deficek
But what?
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
"A poopy dick is better than a pregnant chick" -Grandpa
Dongmastersven
Damn right!
80percentlegs
"Butt sex is wild and you don't have a child" - Grandma
00000042
quote of the year ladies and gentlemen
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
Yeahhh but you know what feels better. Not having herpes at 25. I wouldn't mind the kids, i don't want the diseases
was821
The gift that keeps on giving
MrRandom314159
Please don't pass your STDs onto kids.
pikdonker
Please don't pass STDs onto your kids
BinToss
But it's their inheritance!
ZanarkandAbes
Hopefully at that point you stop before you continue giving it to people.
killer10347
That's why you don't have sex with people you met for the first time.
IHaveToPeePee
Lol too bad for you man
WhateverYouTalkedAbout
You've met everyone you know for the first time
killer10347
And the second time you meet them, it's not longer the first time.
ChinaFerrariSexOrgyDeathCrash
Yeah and that's why you don't have sex with them
sirplayerone
Kids are a disease. The worst STD. Sticks around for 18 years.
afromanex
They can last longer if you put them in the freezer.
TinySnek
Nowadays they stick around for up to 60 years. Can't afford living on their own in some places.
WolnyLogin
Life in general is a lethal STD
degenerator
We catch it from our parents.
MixxieMeese
Agreed. I am highly allergic to latex, and lamb skin break so fast. So to I had to get into a long term committed relationship.
paeches
https://www.amazon.com/Lifestyles-Skyn-Polyisoprene-Condoms-12-count/dp/B004N731ZM/
FutureHylian
Fun fact: if youre a sexually active adult you may already have herpes, just not showing adverse symptoms.
Dayrest
If disease is your issue, and you don't mind kids, ditch the condoms, and require a std test
DrJoint420
Not all of us slut with 25+ different partners.
Murrdogg
Statistically we all already have herpes. Woo
DogeRulesWow
You should probably double check your numbers on that. I have test results that say differently.
FuckPHP
50-70% of people have it. http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/healthlibrary/conditions/adult/infectious_diseases/Oral_Herpes_22,OralHerpes/
Murrdogg
They dont even test for that anymore (unless you're showing signs/ you want to pay out the ass for it) when I last got tested -_-
linustheman
More likely to get HPV then any other STI
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
Hey you're right Which is why girls should get hpv shot once their period hits whether sexually active or not. Plus there's like 4 dif kinds
buttcrackel
There are over 100 strains of HPV but you can be protected against the most common 10 strains with the vaccine.
linustheman
Men can get it to! People tend to forget that because it wasn't marketed that way. Men are more likely to transmit unknowingly then girls
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
I remember them being the carrier or something but didn't understand if that meant they could get a vax against it or if it affected them.