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I've taken the liberty to include TL;DR at the bottom of each section of text for you lazy people. :v
TL;DR Factory Nerf Guns are Shit. Let's Make them better! aka, fucking deadly.
TL;DR Kyle makes his fire more and faster because shit aim
Jesus fucking christ Paul get your shit together
TL;DR Paul got his shit together
Kyle can now last 12 seconds. A new record!
Who the fuck is Brad
TL;DR T-Shirt Cannon. Pucker Chucker. Cattle Prods.
Is this 50 shades of grey?
TL;DR Epic Nerf Battle of Historyyyyyy
Who the fuck is Josh and why did they give him a sword
Flaming darts are to be had
TL;DR Classes are missed
Food runs out. Morale is low.
Lets light everything on fire
humans make good bbq
TL;DR Let's take a 'who are you' quiz from Quizilla.com
TL;DR Okay, NOW we'll make rules after everything is over with.
Dinner!
thebluepartisland
+1 this is incredible
Nobahdi
TL; Still Read
Mitchz95
oskeewoskee
So many wonderfully terrible ideas! Bless you sir, for this post, bless you.
SirFish
I'm just imagining a Michel Bay version of this.
GaryFreakinOak
AND THEN THERE WAS PAUL.
thedwarvesareforthedwarves
I laughed.
PZUU777
"Who is Josh and where did he get the sword?" I'm Josh. I don't know where I got the sword, either.
ISeeStoopedPeople
I honestly don't know which of those people I am on the personality quiz... but... *IF* I have a sword... I mean, why not? Just in case...
KhalFrodo
Hardy surprising if they're all doing PCP by the pipeload.
SharlayTheBarbarian
That concludes today's history lesson on arms races.
jrau18
Those TL;DR's were completely fucking useless
Kazzack
it's a sign that you should read it
LolFuckInsertHere
Josh had a sword.
twisti
Out of many things that didn't happen, this is one of the most entertaining reads.
GILE5
Is there an overall TL;DR?
MightyNo3370
I'm sorry but a pucker chucked with an actual PUCK sounds scarier than any of these other situations described.
mekkuli
This is absolutely bat shit crazy. Have my upvote.
tieyoutotheradiatorandwhispersweetnothings
Yo but anyone else notice Walk the Moon as their picture?
TheUserCommonlyKnownAsJackFrost
My brother and I set nerf darts on fire and shot each other, one burned too much and melted. When it hit me I yelled in pain and for
TheUserCommonlyKnownAsJackFrost
whatever reason, as it fell off, I grabbed it and stuck it back on. I had a red ring on my stomach for about 5 years.
BarbieO
@protectyurnuts you are totally a Josh
Feldspartacus
+1 for University of Iowa!!!
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
Proof that we're all fucking crazy
CaveatSpectator
Oh yeah! :D
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
Bet it probably happened in Dirty Burge too
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
There is a reason why it takes some training to make it in IC
PORTUGUESETORTURING
What the actual fuck
GirafficContent
This is basically how most wars work.
AtalanBeardy
It was World War I in a nutshell.
Rolli13
What I kept expecting but didn't happen? Armor/other personal protection
jrau18
Why DIDN'T that happen? There were swords, flying hockey pucks, and flamethrowers!
Rolli13
Exactly. Traditionally: better weapons->better protection->better weapons etc.
Lykasmitts
but sometimes it jumps the better proc doesn't it? like the muskets to rifles and stuff.
Rolli13
Yes&no:Gpowder was too strong for armor then, so dropping it for better mobility sort of= better protection. Stretch, I know...
TravianTrav
This sounds equally fun and terrifying...
rand0mNPC
So basically they demonstrated out evolution works but with guns :3
BecauseITry
Tears. There are tears on my face and my diaphragm hurts.
Gmayor61
how on earth do you make explosive paper grenades? Actually, give me a list of everything here. This tech shouldn't go to waste.
Goatinacoatfloatingonaboat
Make a pringle tube shaped tissue paper tube to hold pellets, load in tshirt cannon, fire. Would break when firing or when hitting things.
itsahollyday2
I'm wondering this too
Alleon
I thought this at first, but really he basically designed paper shells full of foam for the tee shirt launcher. Faster fire rate for him.
DigitalBlood
I'm thinking he just loaded everything he was shotgunning into a paper ball and launching it via the ball. Kind of like a shell vs pellets
ServitorofAzathoth
Can't be too hard. Me and my friends figured out injector-arrows, we just don't have the gear/lack of conscience required.
tiramigiu
They are used by football hooligans in italian stadiums, empty a firework into a pack of kleenex. Wrap tightly with duct tape. Ignite.
Utahraptor
replying to save......for science
tiramigiu
I wouldn't do it, they are football hooligans not scientists...they are morons.
scabab
by lyyyyyying
Dawnstempest
It's not that hard. You need things that explode when combined... And you can get those at most convenience stores and gardening stores.
HitlersArtCritic
What are they anyway? Do they also come from pool cleaning stores too?
Dawnstempest
You can, depends on what you want to make. And I'm not telling you, but suffice to say they are common sense.
HitlersArtCritic
Explosives and weapons, like they did.
Dawnstempest
Yeah, you can make any of those. It wouldn't be too hard. Hell, I can make hand made smoke bombs that work just fine.
SirBeaneth
I feel that this should be regulated by the Geneva conventions
Materclaritas
this was about five minutes, two cans of beer, and a deadliest warrior marathon away from bioweapons
quantumpacket
I feel like PCP pipe should also be regulated.
SassyVader
I feel this should be my program next week in Geneva.
MrPredator
When you start setting shit on fire and launching it at others, it's beyond the Geneva convention. You need Bromatic Rules.
HammerMechanic
Aw, don't spoil it!
TheImaginaraGuy
Tbh, this is probably a pretty good description how we came to HAVE the Geneva Convention ;D
thatoneblackguy1234
Omg its a mini ww1
CatSingularity
World War Civil War I: The Nerfing
ThatOneSnorlaxInTheMiddleOfTheRoad
Well, the didn't shoot the nedic, so that's a start.
ThatOneSnorlaxInTheMiddleOfTheRoad
Medic*
CheesyBits
Nah, nedic
Takos360
Nedic for Nerf Medic is correct, sir.
TheWayADrillWorks
This should be a thing
ryanuzaj
This isn't tumblr.
22Below
It is taken off tumblr, is your complaint that imgur shouldn't have posts taken from other websites? Because boy do I have news for you
Snowchill
This guys has more stories, they're fucking amazing. http://skittle-skattle.tumblr.com/tagged/Gutterati
ProfessorBootySlap
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SporkOfDoom
Gary... just, Gary. Fucking christ. ^_^
drawsmepants
The fact that the most boring story on there is how they got an inflatable jacuzzi and threw a party and it almost electrocuted party goers-
drawsmepants
just shows how fantastic the stories on that page are
youhavemail
You are doing gods work my child
KeanuReevesBeardTrimmings
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triggernometry
CHRIST ON A CRACKER YOU ARE A GODSEND ALSO MY BILLY MAYS KEY IS STUCK HELP
brokenmasquerade
Thank you for the link!
Buchp
This is goddamn amazing.
THEBESTUSERNAMEINTHEWHOLEWIDEWORLDEVERSINCETHEBEGINNINGOFTIME
Replying for future reference
Tzaot
Cancel my looney toons idea (sorry daffy) this should be made a movie
MOTHERFUCKINGKHORNE
Sweet baby Jesus thank you!
ZoranKnight
I'm not going to read these tonight, but I wanted to thank you in advance
brianaq28
Loved these
TakeAHolidayInSpain
Ha! Thank you :)
TuukkaRascal
Oh my god
vielleicht
this is fucking comedy gold
IrohJR
Commenting for sauce
southwer
omg thank you!
helagos
I'll have to come back to these later.
bitterimgurian
Bless you, my child.
Fweeblies
holy shit, I just read a few of the others ones these are fucking gold.
OrgasmicCubes
Comment for later
lemmonjello
I dont buy this I think its all bullshit
AwhatNwhatAwhatMwhatE
He sealed the BS title by claiming 5 bathrooms. No one has a five en suite house.
Fweeblies
I take it as greentext honestly. Still a really fun read :v
scabab
yeah... semiautomatic mode just by adding a spring? basically a perpetual motion machine.
Arrkhal
Not to mention the bit about heavier darts going faster. Obvious they've never actually seriously modded nerf guns in their lives.
allthenamesaregone
This comment is what I came looking for after the first few sentences.
scabab