DigitalBlood

94928 pts ยท September 26, 2014


Hacked since 1995

MRW I'm trapped in the abyss but am told I can leave if I bite the invisible corn on the cob

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 464

I once paid a penny more than a nickle to see a Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment film

Points 17
Comments 2
Views 1067

MRW a youngling asks me how to use a non-phone camera

Points 19
Comments 0
Views 1632

MRW I'm a giant and my regular sized Mexican worker talks back to me

Points -3
Comments 0
Views 6672

How Tinder works

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 8

Surprise criminals! It's me, Batman!

Points 53
Comments 8
Views 3358

What do you call someone who wants more than he needs?

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 2072

Why was the Roman Warrior smiling after he cannibalized a woman?

Points 0
Comments 6
Views 225

Rudely polite or politely rude?

Points -1
Comments 1
Views 263

Unrelated, but who thought that blanket was a good purchase.

Points -2
Comments 6
Views 1204

MRW, as a student, someone comes over unexpectedly for dinner

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 3374

When watching a show and they kill your favourite character

Points 49
Comments 6
Views 164

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Points 2
Comments 2
Views 317

My father and I, napping away

Points 10
Comments 20
Views 726

Moo

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 340

Why was the Roman Warrior smiling after he cannibalized a woman?

Points 1003
Comments 57
Views 88168

MRW I was bitten by a zombie and my friend won't kill me

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 9

My brother's snapchat story... He's 12

Points 1
Comments 11
Views 181

Why I want to be a therapist

Points 0
Comments 17
Views 1610

How I feel when I've done too many drugs

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 66

MRW someone asks me how to use a non-phone camera

Points 43
Comments 3
Views 215

How it feels when I unexpectedly walk into my roommate's lesbian orgy

Points 3
Comments 5
Views 418

You IRL

Points 52
Comments 7
Views 198

MRW I'm a hologram and I begin to malfunction in clasee

Points 10
Comments 6
Views 281

Margot Robbie Rotten

Points -3
Comments 2
Views 330

MRW I go on the internet after a long day at work

Points 5
Comments 6
Views 171

One of the many reasons I love comics

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 7

MRW I don't want my younger brother to see that our pet cat has died

Points -1
Comments 1
Views 321

Me and my brothers reaction when our mother announces she's leaving the house

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 260

Moral Orel, the show that was funny at first, then decided to make you cry.

Points 38
Comments 6
Views 5015

Milking this joke for all it's worth

Points 10
Comments 3
Views 1885

Sad soul

Points 6
Comments 6
Views 384

Bitch-slap

Points 4
Comments 8
Views 661

MRW I'm reading a title but then my computer blue screens

Points 7
Comments 5
Views 196

What type of sword can kill your lover but only while you spin?

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 487

MRW my wife asks me to join her in her tent

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 428

How I feel when I learn I can't have children

Points 15
Comments 7
Views 234

Hold the door

Points -5
Comments 4
Views 65

MRW my wife asks me how my day is but I messed up everything

Points 137
Comments 9
Views 12419

Doing some research on the DC universe when suddenly...

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 76

MRW work's done and hideous Hilary seductively asks me what my plans are for the weekend

Points 11
Comments 7
Views 346

How Tinder works

Points 1098
Comments 46
Views 23501

How my girlfriend acts when she's pissed me off but wants to diddle my doodlestick

Points 30
Comments 5
Views 2487

MRW I'm on the phone with my Grandma and she says something racist

Points 6
Comments 6
Views 294

My wife's reaction when my sons want to play Mario Kart with me

Points 27
Comments 7
Views 6363

He died in a terrible Catastrophe

Points 14
Comments 2
Views 942

Be as terrible a person as you`d like, someone will still love you, sweety. Except you Todd.

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 69

Quit judging me

Points 22
Comments 4
Views 258

Krang confirmed

Points 10
Comments 6
Views 456

How to dance

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 288

Terriermon? Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time.

Points 36
Comments 5
Views 4815

MRW My boss asks why I added a half naked man to my advertisement

Points 13
Comments 4
Views 98

MRW I argue with someone who knows more than me about the subject at hand

Points 1375
Comments 124
Views 28328

MRW I bring a kinky girl home

Points 29
Comments 2
Views 1152

MRW the cuteness overwhelms me

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 86

Celtic Guardian used Vine Whip

Points 0
Comments 3
Views 1147

Guys. The thing with the guy happened. Everybody party!

Points 12
Comments 10
Views 151
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