That elscalated quickly...

Jan 13, 2017 1:00 AM

Bowen1985

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:33 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Anyone have the original? I believe it was a little longer.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Seconded

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v

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GF goals....

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

10/10 woman

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

I know she's trying to tell me something, but what?!?!?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The funniest part is cut out ????

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v

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Slower, you slut.

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Hell of a woman!

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Help with what?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suppose this would go into the creampie category...

9 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 9

Just watched that episode of Always Sunny yesterday. Very apt to this post

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would upvote you, but uh... it's too perfect.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Someone already screwed it up! BOO

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now downvote it back

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Slap a Brazzers label on it and away we go.

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Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

elscalated

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bone apple the teeth!

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Osteoporosis!

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Nooo no teeth

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Asian cream pie

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

They're gonna turn Paddys into some kind of Asian Cream Pie Factory!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wife that

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Thanks for not assuming her gender.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

"Her"? DID YOU JUST? :3

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:)

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"that"

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Damn! never thought young teens could be so desperate.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Then you've never been a young teen!

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Escerated*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

would never happen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Which one is the boy?

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Ping pong chow

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

An order of dacreamofsomeyungirl coming right up!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Im going to make that wonderful whore my wife!

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She's disgusting....I dunno...She looks toothless

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

He's still gay.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

these are the kind of hints men need

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These are the kind of hints men want.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I agree, however that does seem to have crossed the line into a blatant message. Not that I'm complaining.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*gets her a towel and offers to wash her clothes for her*

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Came back to upvote you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

thanks

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I agree, however that does seem to have crossed the line into a blatant message. Not that I'm complaining.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

hints? jesus, i can't remember the last time i tried to drop a hint to my bf. i only know how to say exactly what i mean/want now.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Then your transformation is complete. Onto phase two

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Break out the trebuchet and the mayonnaise!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what is phase two, papa bear??

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Your open and effective communication allows you to fulfill each other and you can grow as a couple.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh boy I think we're on to phase three then

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Light his ex's house on fire. Buy him a puppy. Murder a congressman

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Fuck giving hints. Just tell us what you want.

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 13, 2017 2:53 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

And that's how you let people know you wear a Fedora.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Or- or, maybe people have wants?

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Ohh, certainly. But phrasing is key, and it's certainly the one I don't have! :D

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I think she was clear.

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No >:)

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What you really really want.

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Yes tell us what you want...

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What you really really want

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I Wana ah I Wana ah

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I Wana ah I Wana ah

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I want waffles

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

waffles for life!

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Blue waffles!

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Hint? What hint? I didn't see any hint!

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I really hate these super staged ones

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It's a skit

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