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bknice02
Wonder what the interest rate on teeth is? This VP could get 10's of dollars!!
ChefHannibal
"One of Gavin's tooth" ... goddamnit
YupitisI
I need to counterfeit a few of these letters. Anyone want to start a tooth fairy mafia?
goflyblind
Cebrail
Teeth.....I’d consider finding a new school, even if they sound nice.
ejfnsowjtofbwldof
I... I went to this school....
alisa2089
The bottom is the best part. I also didn’t get my money for my wisdom teeth in 2015. :)
rubypilgrim
TEETH! one of his TEETH ffs you're in charge of teachers
rubypilgrim
but note is otherwise awesome
rubypet
Yup, Canadian. Just checked the letterhead.
CoopDaVic
Shout of to PG. The hart used to be my stomping grounds
AngieK
After the post I saw before this of the dog biting furniture & seeing this letterhead with a husky.. I thought Gavin was a dog for a second
AllMyPicsRPets
Exact same lol I thought it was doggy daycare or something
Feralkyn
Same, with the husky imagine that's what I assumed at first rofl
unfriendlybastard
Canada
wozat
Let me guess, is their sports team the Huskies?
gerschmann
Sincerely, 'Smm Le le le le le'
AuroraoftheNorth
Hey, that's my city! Nice to see a bit of home on the front page! :D
jp189512
I saw Hart Highlands and was like oh shit that's PG
AuroraoftheNorth
I know, right!? It was a bit of a shocker XD
pmjensen22
I can't decide if this needs a clip from Little Shop or the German Dentist from Monuments Men...
BadgerTribe
My partner and metamour's kid is about to lose a tooth and its so distressing looking at it all hanging crooked.
Aaronb1138
Missed opportunity for the word 'remunerate'.
TheGracefulDead
That's so cool. Good to see educators going above and beyond for their students
adamSparkleFurlong
Tooths*
UseTheSource
I love Shandee.
Cats2cats
Should’ve Blacked our address & phone #.
BIC777
It's not often the teacher sends a note home to the parents.
Attackchopperfetish
My parents got phone calls
TeddyBearHeaven
This isn’t a note to the parents though.
FireRoastedFire
This is the most innocent comment on this site.
amoeba15
The user name definitely checks out too
Xaiydee
Ahhw this is wonderful ?
FollowTheBlueFrog
Well that’s just sweet as cotton candy
mako925
Love the PS
FishSausages
Totally makes it
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
My dentist kept all four of mine :( and didn't give me any discount. Would not recommend.
HedonistBeard
That's a reminder that it'll cost a hefty bribe for maintaining the little shithole's belief in fantasy creatures.
TK421isAFK
I hate the grammar mistake by a school administrator.
MadeYouLookAgain
Would you care to enlighten us dummies?
TK421isAFK
The first sentence: "Today one of Gavin's TOOTH...". He refers to Gavin's *teeth*, so that's the word he should have used.
skellington01
Doesn’t that make the principle like 26yo?
WalrusPhone
I think my last baby tooth feel out when I was 10
HedonistBeard
Wisdom teeth don't even come in until about age 18-25 or so, so he's at a minimum near his 40s. Can be any age beyond that tho.
merryjumpingjane12
Better than the kid that broke both arms and was forced to walk home.
GoofytheScot
He was hardly gonna do cartwheels.......
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
At least it wasn't the legs!
OperationM1ndcrime
Sauce? That's absolutely nutso
Quebeker
Since op didn’t bother. https://globalnews.ca/news/7594954/10-boy-breaks-wrists-school-sherwood-park/
antivaxtumblrvegan
"Not criminal"? Seems that not helping a seriously injured child in your direct care is most definitely criminal.
arcenlapin
Oh that's sad. Poor child. I hope he's doing ok
PimpinKen
His mom should sue
merryjumpingjane12
Thank you. I was busy doing something else.
Primary1
Fuckin substitute teachers, man
mirrorz
Today one of Gavin's *teeth...
Feralkyn
I'm sure he knows and it was just a typo, tbf
rudejohn
You expect the kind of school that can't find a dropped tooth to be able to demonstrate solid grammar?
TK421isAFK
Fuck, this irritated the hell out of me.
QueenVictorian
I’m prone to these sorts of mistakes when I decide to change phrasing/tense mid-sentence and forget to convert everything.
QueenVictorian
Probably contributed to me being an obsessive proofreader. That and rogue autocorrections on my phone.
jethroismaxbaer5772
At least it wasn't "one of Gavin's tooths".
ubatuba3000
ensensu
If anyone finds it do you think Gavin could be cloned into RDR2?
LariCheltsy
A+
DrewK98
No, it's singular, only one tooth fell out. /trigger
DrewK98
I guess 19 people were successfully triggered.
fdr2104
Er... no? Today, Gavin’s tooth fell out. Writing ‘one of’ signifies plurality. How can you have one of a singular item?
gnomegenome
You'd think a school's vice principal should know that.
NapoleonDynOmite
Canadians
ReginaKasteen
You'd think so, but the tooth is, they don't.
Hammertulski
Man, dibs on using this jaw pun next go-around.
7degreesfromkevinbacon
You would think. We just got a new principal and he makes grammatical errors ALL the time. It's embarrassing.
Beezlebubble
Fair but the VP often deals with the little things while the principal deals with the higher ups. A little thing like the tooth here I'll
Beezlebubble
Forgive. At leas that's how things were when I was a kid
XEndeadX
A hobby dentist even.
kurgs
I like to think with how overworked they are there just wasn’t proofreading time.
Schaade
That's even worse.
WorkLurker
I'm thinking that "one of" was added in rewrite but they forgot to change tooth to teeth. I'm kind of an optimist like that.
Bombofclusterfucks
Hobby dentist sounds absolutely terrifying
HenryLongfellowIII
As an amateur laparoscopic surgeon, I can confirm it is terrifying.
dante979
how about hobby surgeon?
TomahawkJackson
copingcabana
I'm a hobby gynecologist.
EvenFuckingSteven
My joke for several years is that I'm an unlicenced gynecologist, but best on price. It's a gamble.
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
You ever see Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?
orbitn
I got a dremel, some pipe cleaners, and some stuff i separated out from some patches i bought from a dude outside the pharmacy. It's either
orbitn
lidocaine or fentanyl either way you won't feel anything
supervillainsevilmoustache
reynman17
I love that so much.
StandingIncrediblyStill
This is my favorite scene! I re-watched this so many times, Toms faint is great but I Ben runing away is hysterical.
wolfspirit21
Its always nice to see Tom faint
Samerious
What show is this ?
supervillainsevilmoustache
Parks and Recs
QuotesGoHere
Hobby Nuclear Reactor Technician
daintyturdnuggets
cardinal29
CoarseAndSalty
I would not get out of line if a hobby dentist ran my school.
madeejit
It's just a hobby. But he's very talented.
DumbandConfused
Will it hurt? Absolutely not. I won't feel a thing! *Whining drill sounds*
Monkeyspearfish
Hobo dentist is even worse.
rkingesd365
Open wide, this won't hurt one bit. It's going to hurt A LOT.
KiyaSeraphia
Just imagine without anesthesia!
Fhant
I'd like a second, third and fourth opinion from someone that is totally not you.
Gayforbae
I am your Dentist! And I get off on the pain I inflict! I thrill when I drill a bicuspid! Its swell, they tell me I'm maladjusted!
mcshady
"This wont hurt one bit! It will hurt SEVERAL bits!!"
healthpickup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgI3Y7gxMO4
kretinet
I came here to comment exactly this.
Marine0311
Came here just for this. Fuji IX for the WIN!
metalrulercid
Love what you do and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
nemo3590
It feels so weird seeing him with dark hair.
metalrulercid
The leather jacket helps a lot!
atleastfourcharactersinlength
"I'm not allowed to buy anesthetics anymore, so you might feel a bit more than a pinch. Relax. I've done something kind of simillar before."
Ulthirm
I've had cavities filled with no anaesthetics before. It hurts but the pain is translated mostly into your jaw. So it'll feel like your
Ulthirm
Jaw and behind your ear is being ruptured by a nail gun 200 times a second.
CanadianEngineer
“I mean, it was pulling a nail out of a piece of wood but that’s basically the same thing right”
onlyhalfghost
from the time I had to have a tooth pulled after bad dentistry left a drill bit in it...yeah pretty much what they were doing, for 2 hours.
VaardArk
I don’t see how it can be different. You’re an engineer, I trust you.