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Jun 23, 2016 7:00 PM
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jabreezyfosheezy
My laughing spree at #24 is exactly why it's time for sleep. Also the lack of coherency in this comment. Okay bai.
LightlyFriedFishFilletsForDinner
That greentext made me laugh so hard mom thought i was crying
rAiSeHeLLnEaTcOrNBREAD
Stronk
allinallgood
My dumps bring all the boys to the yard
TheDudeSmashTrash
I was smiling throughout, but I fucking lost it at "Bond Name's the james"
AlfyTheDoomMaker5000
I lol'd take your +1
TheFoodDumpster
That fucking dog smiling like a walmart greeter is hilarious shit I was a mess after laughing at that thing
EltyJade
#25 stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back...
kidcolt
The "wanna smell" one made me shard myself while laughing. Good thing I'm on the John.
ravenking45
Everytime I look at it I laugh
TheSecondJesusChrist
Can anyone tell me the name of the guy in #5?
TheWeedIsTooloud
Sir Francis of the Filth
deltajesus
IT'S FILTHY FRANK MOTHERFUCKER: https://www.youtube.com/user/TVFilthyFrank
DoYouHonestlyThinkYoureFuckingFunny
IT'S FILTHY FRANK BITCH!
ThouBeardHead
That is out Lord and savoir, Filthy Frank AKA Papa Franku.
ravenking45
Papa frankuuuu
superking32
Hey boss
rxnh
All hail Chin Chin
Draenor
I will never not laugh at the last one +1
shiterthanshit
lasht*
VicL333
Kills me every time
ZombieZooZombieZoo
It's one of my favorite things on the whole internet.
trianglebutt
Sean Connery should act this out
shiterthanshit
I will never not laugh at the lasht one*
hiig
I read it in Connery's voice
Mustlovecats1978
Me too! My SO doesn't get it at all! I laugh so hard that I'm crying and he just looks at me like I'm from another planet!
lizwah
Tried so hard not to laugh out loud, I'm currently in a doctors waiting room, just made me lose my shit.
luqman96
I'm sorry but can you explain it to a five years old? He dont get it
GeorgeSmiley
James Bond is having a stroke so he is messing up his words
lanaLanaLANALAAAANNNNAAAA
Whenever I see an ambulance I re-enact James Bond's part. The boyfriend is not always amused.
thecows
My ex wasn't amused either
BigLizardInYourBackyard
Want a new one?
howdoeyeballsdo
Dam son
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Dump him and get you a dank memer, guuuurl
klucky
Haha your name is an archer reference and also has multiple anals. I am mature.
illegalacorn
#26
CantoCement
thank you.
Plsdontlook
/a/P8DWk
illegalacorn
because it shows the last one without all the work, you dork
Plsdontlook
/a/2Teg7 that's a lot of work.
aninvisiblemaniac
I never really found it funny. Weird how humor differs from person to person
VoltageXL1
Same. It never even got so much as a grin out of me.
TheHungryBanana
Its probably because the second half isnt how a stroke works. The mix up words or say completely diffident words not missay words.
EyesLikeTheSky
That's what the reptiles want you to think
CrabWallet
Differs indeed. I always laugh, but can't come up with a good explanation.
BoostZilla
The real slim shaft one almost killed me. Soda came out of my nose from laughter, this hasn't happened to me in over 10 years...thank you
BoostZilla
Slim shady ** fucking auto correct...
ravenking45
It's okay I know you tried your best
donnellm
Best one I've seen in a while. Good job!
Schliam2014
Man all of these were hilarious. Haven't laughed at a lost like that in months. +1 for your awesome humour
ravenking45
Thank you , that is honestly much appreciated
navajoe
This damn dog reminds me of the Smiling Dog creepypasta, and it freaking hilarious right now.
Bushwookie825
Charles stinkbum is my fucking hero now
lindisty0110
Charles Stinkbum sounds like a character from the Stinky Cheeseman book
IAmHarrisonFord
Why am I crying over that one?
nclu
As a former middle school boy, can confirm. Would still be telling that story even if it didn't happen.
WachZilson
Same had me rolling.
l00kylou
He never loses.
Ace4815162342
Should not have laughed as hard as I did.
nclu
My wife "why are you laughing" me -explains- wife "that shit's funny, yo"
fairlysimilartobirds
Shits on fire yo
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SlipSeal
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XeroFile
Thank you for that!
Ikilluferever
I remember when this was on Front Page, it's a funny story, but fuck man
SevenSnailDucks
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cluckclucksaidthechicken
I've never seen this one before, and it's now one of my favorites
celestedrake
...That poor janitor...
Jigsaw68
Here's a conclusion cause there isn't one there
cluckclucksaidthechicken
Did he ever continue the saga?
Soulfreezer
We have the right to know
Jigsaw68
I posted it up there
Soulfreezer
Thank you man :)
Jigsaw68
Yes
cluckclucksaidthechicken
Thank you so much
Jigsaw68
My pleasure
LetsTakeBikiniBottomAndPushItSomewhereElse
Probaby fake but sooo good, thanks for sharing. Greentext authors really are masters of liturature.
GreentextsForEverything
I don't get, why there's always this one guy pointing out "probably fake". Do you do the same with any other medium?
LetsTakeBikiniBottomAndPushItSomewhereElse
When someone claims something happened to them that probably didn't happen, I usually do
GreentextsForEverything
1 That's understandable. But consider the following: You're sitting in the cinema and the protagonist claims stuff - is it also "fake"? It's
GreentextsForEverything
2 just a story :) The headline of the origin of greentexts, 4chan/b, even has it as sub title
Masterofdisgust
Charles stinkbum is a massive bully asshole, that kid probably had the worst day of his life, if that's a real story it's horrible.
DrFartstheTRex
It came from 4chan, no way it's real.
Masterofdisgust
People downvoted, apparently people on here like bullies, cool.
nirtiak
Wasn't going to read it but then I saw your comment. Thank you.
Dillonisms
I have given myself heart palpitations by trying not to laugh while at my workbox.
panamakid
Call a Bondulance!
insertsupercoolusernamehere
What kind of dystopian hellhole workplace polices laughter? I will light a candle for you, hang in there comrade.
IOnlyUpvoteCommentsNotPosts
+1 for workbox
ravenking45
Please laugh responsibly
ICanChangeMyNameLater
I'm currently administering a test and almost shit myself trying to hold in my laughter.
mousemarie94
I'm assuming a workbox is the same as a cubicle?
ihavequestions
Not necessarily, OPs mom is a single mother. She uses her "workbox" to pay the bills and put some top ramen on the table.
LisaMegatron
I just got busted for pooping with my phone in the work bathroom lol
DrFartstheTRex
Are you not allowed to have your phone when you poop? I can't go any other way.
buttchugger
Can I ask how?
Dreadfutopia
there's an app
LisaMegatron
Everyone heard me laughing while I was in the bathroom!
hiyesthisissatan
Look them in the eye and deny you had a phone with you.
LisaMegatron
Gastrointestinalologists hate her! This one weird trick helps her poop!
aarmyofdickbutts
Kutikula
http://imgur.com/Vor4Jyi
TotemPoleOfVisualNoise
Chickens
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Dude, that's just - awesome I guess.
Solscorn
Checked the replies in search of the vegan and was disappointed.
nclu
Http://i.imgur.com/2lhBYNJ.gif
liliputian7
What... the fuck... was that
Insomnia297
You watched it like six times. You know what it is.
Jallepalle
Soylent green is--- delicious!
sapyro
isthisusernamealreadychosen
wererat2000
And yet I'm not the only one laughing...
TST100
Found the vegan.
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Nope
birds1
Fun fact if you grind up egg shell of a chicken they will eat it and they will eat raw egg yolk
bababababaooey
They eat their own eggs naturally, it's a good way to recover energy.
Kokaneblues
To be fair I doubt there's actually any chicken in McNuggets.
LexMillan
Haaaaaaa lol
Fulminology
Dude, that's fucked up.
Nobahdi
Having raised chickens, I can assure you, chickens don't care.
Nidiahk
Clucked*
Charleshaha
This made me laugh
IExplainJokesInPoorlyTranslatedEnglish
Sounds like a whore because cluck.
Corki
not really. i doubt the chicken nuggets contain any actual chicken meat.
BobbyMcfallenberg
Is it... Human? Or... Horse? Or maybe... It might really be chicken.
Chemeli
Maybe its Maybelline.
daiconrad
it's
Corki
you think they'd sell ya real chicken tenders in there? do you have any idea how expensive chicken is? some ground up chicken feet however..
HorseWithComputer
It's like hot dogs, mix of a ton of meat.
daiconrad
It may surprise you to learn that chicken feet come from chickens.