I trick you!
I missed my cake day by a few months, but here's my first legit post anyways.
Who has that kind of money?
Timing
Let's see this go positive! Even on the 29th!
Pup lost most of her baby teeth.
Tiny Nope
When you just can't adjust your junk correctly.
Opportunity Missed
They still have all of their shrimp!
My dog is in heat, and my sis said this.
My outside cat's reaction when I'm walking past the glass door.
My dick is a total dick.
Double Slowpoke
Just finished my last final at 2:15 AM.
I just wanna click on the links...
Eggy in the basket.
I know where Nicholas Cage got the idea for that face!
Why you should never choose an all AD team. (League of Legends)
I wasn't racist, I was smokist.
Maybe if Picard says it, I'll listen.
Tarot reading for the seasons of 2014. (Semi-potato)