One step closer

So, remember this status?

This is me. About a week after I posted this status, a screenshot of it began circulating the internet. It made the front pages of Imgur, Reddit, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and countless other websites. I don't know who originally posted it, but it made for a good story. I had tried finding Ms. Juraszek on Facebook for a while but to no avail.

Two years passed before a mutual friend saw the image and contacted me, explaining that my future bride goes by another name on Facebook.

After being linked her profile, I saw this picture. I knew it was my chance. I sent a friend request which was accepted almost i

So I commented. Creeper lvl 100, but whatever. The ass was fat.

Everyone had a good laugh, except her boyfriend (blue). My boy Blue doesn't know how to take a joke, but oh well.

One step closer to perfection.

I've still never actually met her in person, but that doesn't dampen my spirits. The combined name is too good for Fate not to allow.