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Tax Cat Can't Wait For Tax Season To Be Over.
CalvinandH0bbes
#8 is so incredibly amazing and sad at the same time.
theUnicornsfearglitter
Best place to grow asparagus? *submits application for 1 way ticket.
MetaphoricalFox
Soil is red, sunsets are blue, Go colonize Mars, but take me with you.
happyforsharing
Is #17 really true. Because our Sun is just 4.5 billion years old. Those times may have been pretty hot
milpitAsian
OP's mom would still weigh a ton on Mars.
CatchfireArt
Finally am Imgur post where the science is actually science and not porn.
nicetomeetyouimdad
Well I'm out, I fucking hate asparagus.
Scando
#13 The pee smell is going to be great on the first mission.
ThunderChief00
In Mars?
sigureva
Urmumsanus has 27 moons
Mcmcman
If we colonize Mars, what would you use calendar wise. Like I know there are time zones, but is it gonna be May on earth and June on Mars
eggibl
In #14 they should have stated Mercury with 0
AzSin401
But is there wifi though?
subtextsuplex
That whole Mars One pitch (the one-way trip thing) was a giant scam and I'm embarrassed for anybody that fell for it.
saganworshipper
Yeah, 2022 is not going to happen.
RealScienceMan
#1 was a scam too.
TrustMeImABassist
#8 my birthday is tomorrow and probably will sing "Happy Birthday" alone to myself too.
AuroraNora33
Did it sing after 1 Earth year or 1 Mars year?
meowzer3
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear yyoouuuu, happy birthday to you!!! i really do hope you have a good one!
versella
Happy birthday, friend!! :)
Sinured
Happy birthday! If you ever come to Frankfurt / Germany, There's a beer waiting for you!
itgotupanditdancedaway
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you I hope it's tomorrow where you live happy birthday to you!
psychiatrycat
Happy birthday eve!
KyranGrant
Happy birthday tomorrow or today (not sure where you live) I hope that it is a great day!!! And also just know you are loved :)
celestedrake
I hope you have a happy birthday! https://youtu.be/T-aceupMPPE
Sinured
Happy birthday! If you ever come to Frankfurt / Germany, There's a beer waiting for you!
MethelyneBlue
Happy Birthday!! I hope that you actually have a good birthday!
theglob
Mars had an atomosphere but never an oxygen atomosphere that is plain wrong.
venomousduck78
I sent an application in for my wife to go to mars. Thought she would be grateful but nooooooo
whatjesusdidwithhisdick
Because women are from Venus, geez.
graehall
Fresh! Thanks Jack Benny.
ctth0mas
Take my wife! Please!
Frontrowbass
All the people that applied to go are fatties hoping to feel 61% thinner
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
bastard, how did you know I applied
cowboys5xsbs
Jokes on them mass stays the same
Locutius
#10 but you're still fat.
NotThatKindOfDoctorDrew
#19 technically you can see 6, if you include Earth
Codiferous
"Mars, this is global warming. Global warming, this is Mars" -NASA, probably
IHaveAListOfCringyPeople
I don't think mars could hold that atmosphere, even if the gravity wouldn't be a problem it doesn't have a strong enough Magnetic Field.
TheManyFacedDog
Surely, we can export the magnets
IHaveAListOfCringyPeople
if you couldn't export them that would be dumb/
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I think (not sure, correct me if I'm wrong) that they know that.
IHaveAListOfCringyPeople
(#16) Im sure they do, but why include the 'Want' of the scientist if it isn't possible. What ever i guess it doesnt matter.
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IHaveAListOfCringyPeople
im sure there is a way to do it, but the ammount of energy required problably =/= benefeits.
EitherImRightOrYoureWrong
What's the tallest mountain not on a planet?
FsImgur
Your Mom's ass.
TypicalITGuy
[SENSIBLE CHUCKLING INTENSIFIES]
ArchAngelSamael
So the women will be younger on Mars? Sign me up.
Onondagadaddy
Means you have to wait longer.
RedCamaro
under Martian Law, 11 is the legal age on Mars.
edub1223
Hope you like 11year olds.
iouoneusername
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MapleCurry
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DaisyfromDownunder
Your sex life stays the same.
uberarticuno
#1 - 100 people get in for their intelligence, all socially awkward, none of them reproduce, NASA sends escorts.
GraphicsInterchangeFormat
It'd be a suicide mission anyway.
WhatzitTooya
I'm still predicting the creator behind this will grab the money and vanish at one point.
howlongareweabletomakeusernameswowthisisreallylongholycrap
I'll go colonize my own planet, with scientists and hookers!
ketochris
Ehh...in fact forget the planet. (Keep the "scientists" and hookers)
JonRedcorn862
Terraforming mars without a sustainable magnetic shield is pointless as the atmosphere will just be blown away by the solar winds.
twfeline
Just keep feeding in chunks of space ice.
Mitchz95
By the time terraforming becomes viable, we'll probably have found a way to shield it from the solar wind.
thegraphiteknight
Aren't the solar winds a lot weaker over there?
quary80
True, but IIRC it'll take a LONG time, so not something we'll have to worry about for a few thousand years.
Rengii
We need to BUILD A SHIELD and make the solar winds pay for it.
dxblacker
"We aint paying for that...how you say? Uh...shit!"
VelvetHorror
The shield just got ten feet higher.
JeremyPeevin
There are actually six planets you can see without a telescope. One is earth.
itgotupanditdancedaway
Smart ass. I like you.
ArchAngelSamael
You sir are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
vlej
And a smartass, the worst kind of ass
querolasaberdisso
Technically incorrect : our moon is a planet also.
OptimisticDownvoteLover
...? A planet is a body which directly! revolves around the sun. The moon is indirectly revolving around the sun. So it should be a moon...
JeremyPeevin
No. It's a moon.
TypicalITGuy
That's no moon...
WorksGreatOnBloodStains
Thank you. Immediately after reading that I was like "Earth is a planet. I can see it. That makes 6!".
33YearOldManBaby
TypicalITGuy
http://36.media.tumblr.com/6c7cd205c6711b7af09b775a5c0014c2/tumblr_inline_o0y2ihCo691sud9tv_250.jpg
ThePrimrose
Lol, perfect use of that pic
DaveSharty
Burnnnnnn!
whyiseverythingupsidedown
Obligatory Uranus joke.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
Scientists got tired of those jokes and renamed the planet. it's now called Urass.
Frontrowbass
7 including your mom
JeremyPeevin
I think we can all agree if hamplanets counted your mom would be at the top of the list.
tpgreyknight
http://imgur.com/gRk1uZm
crashmcleroy
I don't see it!
sharK11
Actually you can see all of the planets without a telescope, you just need a spaceship or a computer.
sharK11
Or just a picture of another planet would do.
Dralic
Listen here fucko
VBong
IF you are viewing from mars, its still 5, viewing from earth, still 5. Why that is a POV from earth in a mars post? TO CONFUSE YOU
VBong
tho I suppose you can see the planet you are standing on so, yea 6.
VBong
http://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2016/1/19/10794156/how-to-see-five-planets-aligned yea that pic doesnt belong in the mars post
Intelligentidiot
Well i can see your mum if that count as a planet.
TheAsianTechie
Can't Jippa the Dippa
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
Not counting your mom, correct?
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Nasa was building a telescope and they thought my mama was Jupiter
JeremyPeevin
I can see your mom with a telescope. Heheheh *unzips*
querolasaberdisso
Seven , let's include our gorgeous moon .
querolasaberdisso
Who the fuck downvoted this shit ? Who's the dipshit ignorant motherfuckers ?
querolasaberdisso
Ohh, come on .
tootalltom
The current definition of a planet requires that the object be the dominant gravitational body in its orbit around the Sun. The moon is 1/2
deadpoolschimichangatruck
Yes because the moon is a planet
wtoddp
"That's no...... planet"
tootalltom
2/2 excluded based on this definition. If you presume the moon and Earth are in a binary planet system, the fact that the barycentric point
tootalltom
3/2 is inside the body of the Earth excludes this definition.
querolasaberdisso
OK, i AM an old timer, the kind that learned the moon was a planet. Now it isn't, OK, my bad.