One of my favorite tweets of all time

Feb 18, 2016 12:00 PM

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AS A BISEXUAL UNICORN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME

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"Imagine how liberating it would be to live a life free of all the mind-numbing social niceties. I don't pity this kid - I envy him" - House

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, lets talk about this in 10 years

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Great, I've always wanted to be able to draw" Bond,probably

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*artistic

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Sigh...*Unzips

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"Martinis aare supposed to be stirred, not shaken :|"

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I'm picturing the cat as Christopher Waltz from Spectre.

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Would be funny if it could actually happen

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my favorite re-posts of all time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, sorry. That's "artistic."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Loads of famous people had artism and the were fine. Fuck vacseens!

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Remember in Spectre when James Bond got a drill to his brain, and it was supposed to cause brain damage but nothing happened.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could swear I'd just upvoted this yesterday.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Maybe you did and maybe you didn't. I gave you a measles vaccine and now you are autistic! Actually, you'd probably remember.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm not the only one?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

*Bond gets a meltdown*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love the joke but I love the cat picture with the joke.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

After that, Bond was moved into the Special Forces.

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Ryan Gosling to new James Bond?

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YES!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feels good to know I'm not the dumbest online

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's genuinely difficult to be the dumbest person online... Even if you are the dumbest on Imgur, you still have Yahoo! Answers...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The avatar makes this. I can't be the only one picturing the cat in formal wear as the bond villain in this scenario.

10 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

I'm not the only one?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

37 other people agree with you. Me included.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you expect me to talk Mr. Whiskers? No Mr. Bond I expect belly rubs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's no vaccine for stupidity

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it's still preventable though

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Concentration camps work quite well.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's very true. Although, maybe a swift kick to the head would help!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A loaded gun works wonders.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Seems like a few people around here could use a dose of Vitamin B(ullet) themselves.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually, there is. It's called cyanide.

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I am sorry, i hope they will find it soon enough so there is hope for your children....

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Eugenics. Eugenics is the vaccine for stupidity.

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Books, duh.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For OP it's called a condom

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I've found that high velocity lead helps in avoiding the spread of stupidity.

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

'MURICA

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"HEY! YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!"

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Your not wrong... But damn that escalation!

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Anti Vaccine people themselves might be considered autistic. Perhaps because they themselves never got vaccines?

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Mind.blown.

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That's just insulting to autistic people. We aren't moronic fucktwunts, unlike the anti-vax brigade.

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No, anti-vaccine people were vaccinated by their parents it's their kids who aren't getting vaccinated. That's the problem.

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