KrimsonKane

56862 pts · October 17, 2013


I'm an author living the personification of an R-rated Hallmark movie. I also like pizza and smut. Feel free to donate either.

I'm looking for a clue....

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"Love thy context, hate the facebook meme format." -Natareelverse 4:20

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"Alacablam!"

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Me too, little buddy. Me too.

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She Burried My Partner's Sock

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Ignorance Is Bliss

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To those of you in the serving/bar tending community, I salute you!

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It just works

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Take a moment to rest. You've earned it.

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Dragon Lady Wallpaper

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By The Nine!

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"Got Any Peanuts?"

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Getting paid by the hour

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Neat Fact About Cats

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MRW distant family wants to burn my books

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When you catch yourself doom-scrolling

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"So, what kind of woman are you looking for?" Me:

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Cursed Nugs

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MFW I got Covid, but at least there's pizza....

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I hear you're looking for cats and bananas, stranger.....

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Your daily dose of cuteness ❤

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Skooma. Not even once.

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The Glory Of Mods

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"So, what's dungeons and dragons like?"

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Four Easy Panels, One Simple Explanation

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God of the dead and dad jokes

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Sadly, it's not a real book.

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Doing the devil's lettuce

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Trying to prepare for a book launch, but....

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Must be something in the water....

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When you solve mysteries, but do skin flicks on the side to pay for gas.

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"It's just a ride."

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Apple Bottom Jeans....

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My roommate left for the night, and her cat wouldn't stop crying until I opened the door. I just wanna shit in peace.

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Have a pupper, Imgur.

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Choices made in fear are not choices

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"I made this!"

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I used to be an adventurer like you....

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"I was, um, just doing research."

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Ship by Moonlight

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Poetry truly is the voice of the soul.

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"Did you eat today?"

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The future is now

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Why can't you be supportive like Dad?

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Damn it.... (OC)

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MRW I see half the posts on Facebook.

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Yes. Yes, I would.

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Cotton balls of death

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Well ain't that a kick in the head

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Mr. Krabs, no!

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Times have certainly changed

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Mistakes were made. Bones were (probably) broken.

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A Fine View

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A Whole New World

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