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Front page edit: long time lurker first time front page! Please send anything you wish! Make my day.
Gnakenheimer
I have enjoyed your people. Bit stringy but good
Gabriochepumpkin
Excuse me but they are no proof that the Notre Dame burning was an accident... The investigations just started.
ruferto
#1 when i go into the bathroom for a mid-night pee and i dont hear that splash: Trouble
muffinlovin
popeyes biscuit? try MRE cracker
Freightshaker
I'm old enough to remember the dehydrated beef patty, otherwise known as "compressed saw dust".
muffinlovin
oatmeal cookie bar, in the omlet with ham BROWN BAG MRE.
Freightshaker
Good stuff!! I actually liked the chock block... I mean oatmeal bar. Omelet with ham wasn't bad but the ham slice was the gold standard.
Its332amAndMyDogNeedsAWalk
#1 sitting is quieter and has the best accuracy for CQP (close quarters peeing).
9GagSentMeHere
That's me when i wake up at 3 in the morning and walk zombie-like to the bathroom with one eye closed in the dark.
eldorel
#9 the only parts of Notre Dame that burned were the wooden roof and spire. Everything else was stone, and is still standing.
thezookeeper
Also the Parthenon is in constant danger of falling apart completely thanks to earth quakes and bad restoration
futureman3000
#19 Close, but the truck would look more like this:
RawDeerock
They say of the acropolis where the parthenon is....
d12squall
#4 Canada as well, eh
thatdudethatslonely
John Mayer’s blues licks tho
feltondn
Can listen and re-listen for hours. ?
thatdudethatslonely
AnteilManteil
But... but the Parthenon also had wooden roof beams
SoulN8
That’s the reason I listen to John Mayer instead of going to his concerts.
UnderwearFlex
#3 what up? We’re 3 cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.
MegatronPewPew
Life can be described as an Endless Tussle.
GlurpleDurp
Funny thing is that the Incredible Fella is actually an old Hulk action figure.
EzraFell
WhichIsIt
#19 what’s up with the coffee cups? That they’re generic? Shouldn’t it be a Mtn Dew bottle half full of spit?
phishalaska
Or some Monster tall boyz
hyperspaceaidsmonkey
Those are re-usable coffee cups, white people are environmentally conscious.
Nitsyine
#15 is she a scientist ?
JHawke
#2 feel wrong, Animal never looks stoned.... other drugs sure, but not the type that make you stoned.
fearandloathinginaz
Water pump joke- that's only if you ask for the 4cyl 2RZ or 3RZ. The 1st gen Tacoma also came with a 5VZ V6 which has a different water pump
BootsMadeForWalking
I just imagine the “tough white guy” walking around in the orange T-shirt and boots, no pants...
nafun
My urine stream isn't going to wake anyone who wasn't roused by my stumble to the bathroom.
MacGruberTheThroatRipper
I think some people like to hear their piss splashing in the toilet even if it splatters on their clothes. BTW is the courtesy flush dead?
thecopenhagenhotstick
Nobody should stream shame you!
senseipineapple
Not now as I sit down to pee (male here)
MacGruberTheThroatRipper
I only do that when I have morning wood or I'm really tired. Not judging though.
Iloveweed13
So do I ain’t no shame in never missing the toilet
senseipineapple
Also less floor cleaning
FjoltnyrIII
Double stream is a bitch
Raileks
I remember once as a kid that my mom became very concerned when she couldn't hear me peeing cuz she assumed I must be missing the toilet.
HelloMax
How about a sliver a privacy mom? Micromanaging kids does more harm than good.
Leonon
Sometimes you have to balance your desire to let kids learn on their own with your desire to not clean up pee.
leahatard
Does nobody make their kids clean up their own messes anymore?
BlackJew
Yeah you tell that dudes mom!!
HelloMax
WristDeepInaBook
Real men sprinkle when they tinkle. Do it loud, do it proud
vpdp0001
omg i NEED a regular raccoon figure
TehWolfs
#3 a coma. Done ,
TehWolfs
Comma*
TrikStari
I'm glad Wayne's World is making a small comeback.
PedroBenecol
I'd like to see the SNL stuff that I remember catching a glimpse way back when.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
I feel like it never left.
AsparagusP
Chadward10011
Ok there, hyper hypo!!!
thecopenhagenhotstick
I’ve watched WW1&2. Still hold up amazingly well
SirFrancisI
Read that as world war 1 and 2. Was scared for a second.
trancek
Wayne's War
skafloc
TwistedTool
Nice dump while I was taking a dump!
BigFatBobbie
Me too
tripthicket
"When water falls on water, it makes a sound that all can hear. But when water falls on side, it falls silent to the ear."
samtherat6
What’s funny is there was a Revengers in the MCU and the hulk was a part of it.