Jul 29, 2016 12:52 AM
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iCriEvriTym
Orange you glad I didn't hitt you?
JamarJamalJamalJackson
Just got a speeding ticket bc of a work zone. When I realized it, I told the cop, "Yeah I deserve it." before he even started talking.
ImJustADinosaur
Oompa Loompa Lives Matter.
ScottHitz
One of the best students in our class killed someone holding a stop sign the year after we graduated high school. Tragic.
JustTheFactsMan
They like it when you drive fast and splash water on them. It keeps them cool.
dav3nasty
Take down the damn signs when there's no one there and I would heed them more often.
mypenishurtsfromimgur
I'll make you a deal, I will slow down and you actually get some road work done?
extremelyaveragewhitemale
My work vest is yellow does my life still matter? #allvestwearingpeopleslivesmatter
pipsaw22
As a truck tech who often does repairs on the side of the road, I approve of this message.
gossegotha
Those are all clearly white people disguised as orange people.
Howtogrowwood
Black lights matter. Unci unci unci unci unci
MaryJaneSunshine
They like it when you speed by, It creates a breeze! http://imgur.com/8yRJ42Y
RhiannonStarsinger
I design some of those orange and yellow vests. Mostly for surveyors
Guys, remember that vest is only good for one season. Everything fluorescent fades fast.
MrsMarshallEriksen
I took care of a healthy(ish), young construction worker once who was hit by a car going 50mph. Broke both femurs and his back.
StandAgainstTyranny
FUCK:(
He had an amazingly positive attitude and is able to walk with PT now, but still, should have never happened.
2mad4plaid
Thank You! My dad works for MoDOT and it's a fear we all have when we know he's going to be out there!
CharlesFuckingBronson
"Orangie's not really dead, right Bubbs?"
98Problems
ALL ZONES MATTER
EenymeenymineymoLetmeeatyourbootyhole
I live in Atlanta & get scared for my own safety bc I slow down in construction zones. Theyll do at least 75 in 55 construction on I75. Wth?
Call state patrol and ask them to start patroling the corridor. That's kindof their job, keeping people safe (ideally).
VeskaiTsumonit
If someone rear ends you because they don't want to obey the construction limit, you'll likely have a new car out of th edeal.
vorpalblade82
I'll slow down in work zones when they do some fucking work in them!
whyisthatsofunny
He is very happy to hear this. http://imgur.com/dCrbsZ4
I LOVE THAT LITTLE FUCKER! +1
I'm sure he loves you too.
HarrisonDouglas
Trump aside, this rings true
DangerousNoodle
In my state, we only have to slow down when "Workers are present," which is never.
tdstar
One of the alternatives is to close that stretch of road to all traffic until it's done. Would that be better for you speeders?
superchiro
33
wadenelson1
Then don't put up orange barrels 2 miles ahead of and after the construction and lower the limit the entire length!
DaShaka9
It's for safety, the point is to make people aware and SLOW them down. People lives are on the line, show some respect to these guys.
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forgetfulvegetarian
You're a fucking piece of shit
IMakeUpRandomFacts
Ever work on a busy hi-way Scooter? It's a minute out of your important day. Don't be a dick! SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!
adamrhine37
In california most tickets you get in construction zones are double priced too
Rand0mP3rs0n
Yeah, construction signs here (Canada) all have "Fines double" on the bottom of them here
CrapBaskets
Same in Georgia and Iowa
GreasyHorrorShow
Ontario too (Canada)
CottonCandiJenni
Alberta too
IllusionOfHatred
I'd think that most of America would be like that.
LovelyLadyLumps
Double everywhere.
Ive lived in California my whole life. I am unaware of those customs.
truckdrivershowcase
Pennsylvania is the same way.
eromitlab
Alabama is as well, and they're usually the last to do anything they're required to do.
Ughboots
Orange is the new black
FourDeathSavingThrows
Today, the internet is yours.
TheFlippedBird
http://imgur.com/EV5AljM
globalken001
sambekal
This! +1 for you!
whotheFUCKletthedogsout
I hate you
LordoftheBanana
Comment of the decade right here.
adoherty
jubjubw
Top
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
zzaannsebar
Literally watching that at this moment.
Highwired
DarisonStrange
Is that a dark funeral joke?
Griffin97
ireallyreallylikepotatos
I was excessively hoked at the other day for slowing down to 5 under for a work zone.
Honked**
5 under the workzone speed, or 5 under the regular speed?
Regular. There was no speed change sign for the work zone i was just still being considerate. People were going 10-15 over passing them.
Speed limit was 50.
Krimper
What if it's like 4am and they aren't even on the job site yet? 45mph is really slow when I'm the only person out there.
jj999124
Go 49.9mph then
Thisismythrowawayaccountokay
My little sister just started working traffic control. Go whatever speed your conscience tells you, but if you hit my sister I will end you.
cameforthecomments
Yeah I slow down just in case never know.
heynongman4pres
What if you're wrong assuming that no one is out there and you fuck up and kill somebody?
Turboed2
Because there are good people out there, making an honest living and don't want to get hit by you're arrogant ass!
novaprime
That's when they get work done I. The Texas summer. Road work is night work. Then it is only 80*F out
BCborn
How do you know they arnt on site. What about the guys warming up the machines or just there early?
mrbellek
Yeah then it's ok just go man
mamali2
It's for your safety. Last thing you want is to drop 3 feet off the roadway going 65mph
worxharder
Yay, someone who cares about about getting to there destination safely, rather then a jail cell for vehicular manslaughter. I applaud you.
bendap
Still slow down, cops love sitting at construction zones so they can double the fines.
Cavalrysword
Cops don't give a fuck about the fines. The brass does, & they make the work assignments.
THIS.
dghammer
Can only do that here if "worker present".
PoorPineapple
Florida is the same way.
Mattsterrific
That's why in some places they have the work zone signs with flashing amber lights. "Work Zone When Flashing" Ignore them otherwise.
mtotwuoc
Never seen that before (Texas)
johnvictor
Wow, KY and IN has something up on Texas. Holy hell.
urjed2p
Got em in Canada
But in Texas the lower half of the sign states "when workers present".
ididnotseeanyofthiscoming
As a so of a retired crew guy. Don't do this
andydicktracymorganfairchild
I do not understand that metaphor.
Me either. That's the point. Smile! We love you
I thought you guys did! I always sensed it. I love you too.
iCriEvriTym
Orange you glad I didn't hitt you?
JamarJamalJamalJackson
Just got a speeding ticket bc of a work zone. When I realized it, I told the cop, "Yeah I deserve it." before he even started talking.
ImJustADinosaur
Oompa Loompa Lives Matter.
ScottHitz
One of the best students in our class killed someone holding a stop sign the year after we graduated high school. Tragic.
JustTheFactsMan
They like it when you drive fast and splash water on them. It keeps them cool.
dav3nasty
Take down the damn signs when there's no one there and I would heed them more often.
mypenishurtsfromimgur
I'll make you a deal, I will slow down and you actually get some road work done?
extremelyaveragewhitemale
My work vest is yellow does my life still matter? #allvestwearingpeopleslivesmatter
pipsaw22
As a truck tech who often does repairs on the side of the road, I approve of this message.
gossegotha
Those are all clearly white people disguised as orange people.
Howtogrowwood
Black lights matter. Unci unci unci unci unci
MaryJaneSunshine
They like it when you speed by, It creates a breeze! http://imgur.com/8yRJ42Y
RhiannonStarsinger
I design some of those orange and yellow vests. Mostly for surveyors
RhiannonStarsinger
Guys, remember that vest is only good for one season. Everything fluorescent fades fast.
MrsMarshallEriksen
I took care of a healthy(ish), young construction worker once who was hit by a car going 50mph. Broke both femurs and his back.
StandAgainstTyranny
FUCK:(
MrsMarshallEriksen
He had an amazingly positive attitude and is able to walk with PT now, but still, should have never happened.
2mad4plaid
Thank You! My dad works for MoDOT and it's a fear we all have when we know he's going to be out there!
CharlesFuckingBronson
"Orangie's not really dead, right Bubbs?"
98Problems
ALL ZONES MATTER
EenymeenymineymoLetmeeatyourbootyhole
I live in Atlanta & get scared for my own safety bc I slow down in construction zones. Theyll do at least 75 in 55 construction on I75. Wth?
StandAgainstTyranny
Call state patrol and ask them to start patroling the corridor. That's kindof their job, keeping people safe (ideally).
VeskaiTsumonit
If someone rear ends you because they don't want to obey the construction limit, you'll likely have a new car out of th edeal.
vorpalblade82
I'll slow down in work zones when they do some fucking work in them!
whyisthatsofunny
He is very happy to hear this. http://imgur.com/dCrbsZ4
StandAgainstTyranny
I LOVE THAT LITTLE FUCKER! +1
whyisthatsofunny
I'm sure he loves you too.
HarrisonDouglas
Trump aside, this rings true
DangerousNoodle
In my state, we only have to slow down when "Workers are present," which is never.
tdstar
One of the alternatives is to close that stretch of road to all traffic until it's done. Would that be better for you speeders?
superchiro
33
wadenelson1
Then don't put up orange barrels 2 miles ahead of and after the construction and lower the limit the entire length!
DaShaka9
It's for safety, the point is to make people aware and SLOW them down. People lives are on the line, show some respect to these guys.
[deleted]
[deleted]
forgetfulvegetarian
You're a fucking piece of shit
IMakeUpRandomFacts
Ever work on a busy hi-way Scooter? It's a minute out of your important day. Don't be a dick! SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!
adamrhine37
In california most tickets you get in construction zones are double priced too
Rand0mP3rs0n
Yeah, construction signs here (Canada) all have "Fines double" on the bottom of them here
CrapBaskets
Same in Georgia and Iowa
GreasyHorrorShow
Ontario too (Canada)
CottonCandiJenni
Alberta too
IllusionOfHatred
I'd think that most of America would be like that.
LovelyLadyLumps
Double everywhere.
adamrhine37
Ive lived in California my whole life. I am unaware of those customs.
truckdrivershowcase
Pennsylvania is the same way.
eromitlab
Alabama is as well, and they're usually the last to do anything they're required to do.
Ughboots
Orange is the new black
FourDeathSavingThrows
Today, the internet is yours.
TheFlippedBird
http://imgur.com/EV5AljM
globalken001
sambekal
This! +1 for you!
whotheFUCKletthedogsout
I hate you
LordoftheBanana
Comment of the decade right here.
adoherty
jubjubw
Top
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
zzaannsebar
Literally watching that at this moment.
Highwired
DarisonStrange
Is that a dark funeral joke?
Griffin97
ireallyreallylikepotatos
I was excessively hoked at the other day for slowing down to 5 under for a work zone.
ireallyreallylikepotatos
Honked**
StandAgainstTyranny
5 under the workzone speed, or 5 under the regular speed?
ireallyreallylikepotatos
Regular. There was no speed change sign for the work zone i was just still being considerate. People were going 10-15 over passing them.
ireallyreallylikepotatos
Speed limit was 50.
Krimper
What if it's like 4am and they aren't even on the job site yet? 45mph is really slow when I'm the only person out there.
jj999124
Go 49.9mph then
Thisismythrowawayaccountokay
My little sister just started working traffic control. Go whatever speed your conscience tells you, but if you hit my sister I will end you.
cameforthecomments
Yeah I slow down just in case never know.
heynongman4pres
What if you're wrong assuming that no one is out there and you fuck up and kill somebody?
Turboed2
Because there are good people out there, making an honest living and don't want to get hit by you're arrogant ass!
novaprime
That's when they get work done I. The Texas summer. Road work is night work. Then it is only 80*F out
BCborn
How do you know they arnt on site. What about the guys warming up the machines or just there early?
mrbellek
Yeah then it's ok just go man
mamali2
It's for your safety. Last thing you want is to drop 3 feet off the roadway going 65mph
worxharder
Yay, someone who cares about about getting to there destination safely, rather then a jail cell for vehicular manslaughter. I applaud you.
bendap
Still slow down, cops love sitting at construction zones so they can double the fines.
Cavalrysword
Cops don't give a fuck about the fines. The brass does, & they make the work assignments.
StandAgainstTyranny
THIS.
dghammer
Can only do that here if "worker present".
PoorPineapple
Florida is the same way.
Mattsterrific
That's why in some places they have the work zone signs with flashing amber lights. "Work Zone When Flashing" Ignore them otherwise.
mtotwuoc
Never seen that before (Texas)
johnvictor
Wow, KY and IN has something up on Texas. Holy hell.
urjed2p
Got em in Canada
dghammer
But in Texas the lower half of the sign states "when workers present".
ididnotseeanyofthiscoming
andydicktracymorganfairchild
I do not understand that metaphor.
ididnotseeanyofthiscoming
Me either. That's the point. Smile! We love you
andydicktracymorganfairchild
I thought you guys did! I always sensed it. I love you too.
StandAgainstTyranny