Just picked this up, Bitter-sweet
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Crap
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7
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70
1000
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58548
This is getting scary
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9
1312
Women, if you can't lick 'em...... nevermind
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25
1318
Congrats
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1
209
Adulting can be hard
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5
474
Miss ya Papa
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977
6" long, hard, goes in your mouth
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0
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0
0
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MRW I see this selfie thing
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0
127
Math
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3
1310
Human roadblock goes horribly right
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696
Need an antassid?
2
7
324
Needs big pink fluffy shoes
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4
366
That poor dog
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1226
FML
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I'd get laid, promoted, rich and did I mention laid?
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11
707
And this is the 9 you brought home
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7
888
Seems legit
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5
1265
Everyone has met this guy. His name is Dick
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13
2813
Oprah is Mother Nature
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2
9
Who's your John?
2
2
282
Let me know when you're in town. I'll keep an eye out for you
5
7
12
Not regular stupid, this is advanced stupid
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8
15
She's the bees knee
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19
813
Should've bought that damn boat
2
1
265
Anyone have change for a quarter?
9
6
10
He succeeds
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1
7
Well...... crap
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7
396
Hit me up
8
1
308
It is a bored game
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9
1274
Some days
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The mother lode
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11
1308
Has someone taken your faith?
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2
332
Ba Da Bing
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5
426
Don't rush us ladies
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4
7
That's MR. 3JOH22A
1
2
4
Not sure how safe
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14
15
Dammit Moon Moon
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0
1140
New sign going up in Hillary's old office
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2
6
I've been gone for 8 days. Inform me
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13
13
Hillary does that to people
4
5
6
Be happy it's not your Proctologist.
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1
300
Only 2 miles away
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3
9
To my vegan friends
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7
9
Wonder if he has condoms?
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4
9
Mrs. Kardashian
8
1
536
Push
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7
18
My boss is my cloud
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5
9
Attitude
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2
20
Public service announcement.
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When you daughter is a lesbian
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5
583
And you have more sex
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