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Sep 12, 2016 11:08 AM
InboxMeWhatYouLove
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norbertz
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TheOnlyWulf
Acid+mushrooms+hash+opium+oxycodone+cocaine= "Whzglgrifing? Shturlzzzzglrfnerrrr... Uh...Mrrrrrglush... mooooooo! HAHAHA!"
Boas7fulStump
Can confirm
BigTentSjoberg
Drugs are Great
elromio
Heck yea!
Classsysnek
Salty sauce http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6884883/what-youre-saying-with-your-drug-choice
phenylalaninhydroxylase
oh this again.
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greengilbert76
Nope!
QueenAntifa
Dabs: im just going to melt into this bowl of chips
goatfatdoc
Edibles: I want to feel nothing for an hour then dIE
idunnowhatgoeshere
To anybody that just wants to relax a little do salvia! That'll totally make you chill I promise. Make sure to do a fat rip too ;)
LahSmile
I like how casually we talk about drugs here, the only item on this list, that I've experienced, is alcohol.
KharnApproves
Same. NEver had an interests before joining the military. I'd like to try pot when I get out. To see what the big fuss is about.
RuthlessRuben
Weed is....fun. That's it. I've tried a lot of the things here once but never had a desire to do anything again except for weed.
halloweinerdog
Bath salts : for when you wanna scratch your face off
JeziBelle
Funny thing: a psych once told me that a lot of people who use cocaine regularly are self-medicating ADHD and don't know it.
andy93h
The only thing im doing on cocaine is more cocaine
KillahQueen
Edibles: I want to feel nothing for an hour and then watch Satan tickle my asshole
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ackbob
If we want an effective war on drugs, we just need to poison the drugs.
RuthlessRuben
Well, well, well, didn't know Rodrigo Duterte had an Imgur account.
km9v
Pretty much
OGshogun
Every time I see this I wonder if they really know about salvia. Wouldn't call it relaxing
TrustyFart
Whomever is responsible for this has never tripped on salvia.
AMereCitizen
"i want to unwind my brain for 10 minutes" is more in line with salvia
raveyards
Dad was freaking out when did did salvia over weed. Said the walls were 'raining'. What's it really like?
AMereCitizen
That sounds pretty accurate. The plant basically grabs you by the neck and takes you on a journey of weirdness.
JimboPM
Salvia: I just want to scream in wild panic while I lose all sense of time, balance, and orientation while being blinded by colors.
TrustyFart
Yes, this was my exact experience too, and it wasn't in a fun way. I suddenly felt like my best friends that I grew up with were strangers.
TrustyFart
And then I wondered if they were even real or had ever been real. I could also see sounds, which was pretty cool.
JimboPM
That's pretty impressive that you were even able to SEE your friends. My whole world just changes into this:
TrustyFart
It did for awhile. Coming down I questioned all of reality, including my friends. I think because I was already stoned when I smoked it.
COOL69GUY420ZONE
I've had some extremely relaxing trips. It's all about your environment and attitude going into it. Had some bad trips too with bad company.
CharlieWeaver
*Whoever Also, yes.
TrustyFart
LiteCow
*insert Shia in background*
LocalFalafel
JUST DO IT.
APersonWhoUsesImgur
Memes: I want to cover up the numbness and inability to connect with people on a deep personal level through sarcasm and irony for a bit.
SetariM
"for a bit" You misspelled "forever".
APersonWhoUsesImgur
"How long is forever?" "convertibles only a second"
APersonWhoUsesImgur
*sometimes. Autocorrect messed it up
SetariM
Seconds add up to "Whew the day flew by, time for bed"
CharlieWeaver
Salvia... relax and unwind...
BugEyedLemur
I thought I was launched into some psychedelic pillow initiation because me and my friends were sitting on pillows in a circle.
thisisnormal
More like: Salvia.. think you are dying and have a panic attack.
PMurDOGGO
Salvia... think you are the kitchen sink.
Nineteenletterslong
First time: The world folded in on itself like a book closing + I was trapped in the creases. So I took off my shirt + went out in the yard.
BillyBaloney976
Tried it once,outside at night.I sank into my lawn chair while the stars flew down to dust the trees with outer space. And lots of laughing.
WisconsinCheesing1
i crawled around outside on my hands and knees.
JimboPM
3 out of the 4 people I've introduced to salvia lost their god-damned minds and panicked like a cat with a bag stuck to its tail.
Asdfjlk
Described perfectly
built4speed
+1 for that mental image, lol
Asdfjlk
As a life-size letter R birthday candle
jthearon
Yah when I did salvia I watched my fridge and my TV get in a fight. Nobody won.
dragonfliesfantasize
Horrible body feel and more stimulating/psychadelic than anything
AngryMadmoth
#ExpandYourMind #DoSalvia #DriftYourCar
Dankdawg69
Yeah salvia transported me to a realm of aggressive giraffes
ACuntrarianCont
Sounds like a normal day on Imgur
Senguie
JudgeRhymehold
I unzipped my face then climbed out of my skin. Next thing I knew I was standing up going 'huh'. Wasn't fun or bad just... 'Huh?'
1Rogue
they measure in "dosage", so 10x would be "10 doses per amount" essentially. So I had some 10x, 20x, and 60x. I figured (1/2)
1Rogue
something like "let's do 40x". I ended up using the 60x 4 times so instead I got 240x. In the end I sat there, flowing over the left (2/3)
1Rogue
side of my couch waterfall while looking around the other far side (4th dimension?) of my table. This lasted like 10-15 mins
Yetanotherwaytoolongusername69
I searched for trips on yt it's fucked up m8
Psychedelicious
Special K: I just wanna delete my brain for like 45 mins
Dolphin91
meow
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
I do Special K every morning and it never has this effect on me. Am I supposed to do a whole box at once?
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Are you injecting it with or without the milk? Also, I hear the high is better if you get the kind with crunchy bits.
mrkgbsn
Good luck getting it up on ecstacy
IveGotJustTheThingForYou
The first time... You're so horny that you find alternative ways.
caeymoor
Acid sex is where it's at
Aardvarksneedlove
Back in the day when it was mainly ecstasy no problem. Speed on the other hand not a chance, a boner was the only sure sign it was out of u
Kopilj
My dick fkn shrinked while i was on speed, fuck that shit
MrSebu
Paracetamol 1h after dropping
HuxleysValve
Wtf, does this work?
NotAPervert
Does what?
Fate88
Helps you get hard, I guess.
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NoisyPulsar
Wtf does it work?
HuxleysValve
wat
setanta89
Doesn't matter, feels great no matter
BooksandBiceps
Even with Cialis it's a no-go. But you pretty much love doing EVERYTHING up until that point. I mean, massages pretty much are sex.
DeckhandAdmiral
This. Good god, no one understands how much of troll it is. Makes gals wildly ready to go and is the anti viagra for dudes.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I have fucked many, many, many times on e, and none of my partners have ever had trouble getting it up. Finishing, now that's another story.
mrkgbsn
When you're coming up it's not an option, couple hours after, sex all night awww yeaaaahhh
InboxMeWhatYouLove
Useful. Thanks.
Silliosophical
Anyone try sex on mushrooms? Everything works & wow.
tiddlyboop
I lost interest and became convinced my then-bf was a lovely table and we would make excellent accent furniture together.
JimboPM
Last time I tried everything worked for me but couldn't climax, but my girl didn't mind, we just pounded away until we started chaffing.
greasedupgolum
Good ol pilly willy, made for some unfortunate situations at festivals
BoyNukem
Getting it up is easy, finishing up is the hard part...
greengilbert76
Used to be called Whizz Dick when we used to do speed now it's called Pilly Willy on eccies!
daveisamonster
I just rub my soft wiener while watching muted porn blasting niki minage until I get a sore spot and tell my wife it was my zipper
mrkgbsn
Dude I understand. Except I have no wife to tell.
Areanywittynamesnottaken
Uh what
kapp70
That if oddly specific
ForrestIndustries
Happens to everyone.
YouPeopleMakeMeSick
ThatsNotSuitable
That might be one of my favourite ever comments.
FloridaIsTooHot
Nicki minaj
daveisamonster
Who gives a shit?
graehall
Aye, or even wanting to fuck on pure ecstasy. This is an infographic created by someone who hasn't really got first hand knowledge :P
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I disagree. When I was in my 20's, fucking while on ecstasy was one of my favorite pastimes.
graehall
You may have been taking MDMA mixed with amphetamines. Or, you may be an edge case. Either way, you had great experiences :) <3
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I did, indeed!
DefunkMyJunk
It's not like you want to fuck I guess, you just kinda love everyone (especially the ones that are using too)
graehall
Aye, that's why this graphic is so tone deaf. On MDMA, you just want to hug, love, & talk to everyone. Fucking isn't your main interest.
DefunkMyJunk
That's why I think it's so great. You don't talk to girls "cuz they do got pussy n nice bubz"
graehall
The thing you learn taking it is, don't invest your high on just anyone. And, always got home before it wears off, to a pre-clean room.