We did it guys, @sssneakysnek is not so glorious anymore.
Sick of the media's unrealistic portrayal of Christmas trees.
When I catch myself laughing to one of my old comments.
MRW i'm fake wrestling with my friends in my backyard and my dog kung fu grips my friends bulge as he helicopters his meat.
When you're browsing imgur on the toilet but you have to put your phone down because shit gets real.
MRW I have more points than sssneakysnek
A true inspiration to dictators everywhere
Pssst, hey kid? Ya like dumps?
MRW I hear someone yelling in a public place
When I have enough points to comment something awful and not get bothered by the downvotes
Why?
anyway
Trying to explain the Gorillaz timeline to a friend
When someone plays music out loud on public transport but it's actually my jam
When a drink relative at the Christmas party asks you if you like her gross food, and you manage to get a yes out in-between gags.
Trying to figure out how to get to the FP
Ready to start posting like...
When someone stops to ask for directions but they speak a different language and I have Parkinson's.
People complaining about imgurs ads
When you see it
It's gonna be a long Christmas, I'll have to ration my candy canes
Edgy FP posts
Any game involving a healer
When you're reading a great post but notice an ad underneath it.
When you spend a whole night posting and you end up with less points than you started with
When your loan autocorrects a perfectly spelt word into something else.
Why is this in my favourites?
When you send a text longer than Bill Clinton's speech and you realise you made a spelling mistake.
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Its the 29th guys, lets party.
Don't you hate it when your doorstop won't cut a loaf of bread?
Award winning short by Terry Bisson, well worth the read
Spideydump
When you try to summon the dark lord by dropping the ground up bones of his enemies onto the floor but end up with a dirty floor
How it feels to get out of usersub because of a shitpost
Personal favourite
Small Spiderman Dump
Hello
MRW i'm listening to my sister and her friends talking about what "dank" means.
Today (June 25th) is the day Marie Curie discovered Radium