Fivegoldentoques
63403
1984
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Feb 23, 2018 1:31 PM
Fivegoldentoques
63403
1984
190
Lureman
Pilots or not I'd like to go to 5280 feet with them ladies.
twistedsisterfister
Why?! Because they are women?! They absolutely could be pilots that make 70% of the pay that their male counterparts make!
Fivegoldentoques
I would pay the dog 115%
ProfessorDumbass
I wonder what they did to get a job like that? Weinstein?
banana4skale
Tony stark?
MisterGus
One can dream..
MetroidNinja
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clamdriver
Cockpits and tits always go together.
Eireman4Ever
You forgot Melania Trump's nudies.
itypewerdsonline
hmm what airline is #3
CloseupCaptionReaction
What's up with all the stewardess galleries? So hot right now!
FurToaster
linkks budd
spottedfromadistance
Are you sure OP, I mean they've got pilots hats and everything? Except for the dog of course, everyone knows they never make it past copilot
momoee
Fake internet points to the people who can correctly identify which aircraft's use those consoles in each of these pictures?
escrow78
Fly pubic air
MagusGladius
I've never seen a female commercial pilot
MeRoyMinoy
I have flown hundreds of time and neither have I.. i don't know what to make of this..
hillarymuff
Nope, they know better so they fly for FedEx and make twice as much. (Source: female friend who is a pilot for FedEx.)
RideTheStimutacs
Had one for Frontier last fall. Frontier is a shitty airline but the flight was fine.
MyBossFoundOutMyUserNameSoIHadToChangeIt
And the dog is the only one strapped in.
midrampage
airjmax
Generic “cockpit” joke.
Tokoloshe
Like that? :D
Tokoloshe
What do a blonde and a 747 have in common? - They both have a cockpit.
MoodyMoose
I thought it was that they're both really uncomfortable to take a shit in
merxman
I recognize some of those cockpits. And the planes are interesting, too.
johnnydarkko
GuW69
Antonov AN2 you sexy beast...
ILuvCurvyWomen77
Dog: "Iz finally going to get dat f*cking squirrel.."
effigyoma
I am only upvoting because of the dog
bdgood132
Plot twist: all trained pilots
Krueglenuts
They’re clearly stewardesses.
MKaiser
the ladies can grab my flight stick any day
TLadwin
Might not be pilots but i know they can handle a shaft or two. Giggity
PunnyPunenstein
that dog is the only pilot i will ever trush
Beepbeepimsheep
How about him?
fatnav01193
Who do you think autopilot is for?
TheReverseShock
It's his flying eye dog
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
Former NFL Referee
killerdecoy7
The one that ruled Dez's catch wasn't a catch.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
It's a totally different kind of flying, all together!
MaxximumB
Only dog is taking the job of pilot seriously.
Studsbollen
Dogs are the best pilots
Crispynoodlez816
Air Bud
MagWasTaken
Fuck you and your pun, take your +1
jenniferlawrenceisabear
somehow based on these pics, i would trust the dog more.
RaccoonInMyPants
And it has no idea what it's doing
AnthonyLittle09
Except dog's got 2 paws on the yoke when should have the right paw on throttle or free to operate switches
MaxximumB
He's posing for a photo. Dammit, let him enjoy his fifteen minutes of fame. It's not every dog pilot who gets their photo taken.
joevair
He doesn't have the window open, though.
MaxximumB
Hanging you head out of the window, with the floppy tongue catching the wind is the co-pilot's job. I thought everyone knew that.
joevair
You, sir, are correct!
dgtalchal
Pre bork checklist complete.
thepatioheater
There was a Channel 4 program where they taught a dog how to fly a plane. Like, genuinely. It wasn't a joke. They actually spent money on it
thepatioheater
"when dogs fly" I think it was called.
Engofono
https://youtu.be/rW9RShY1I8s
MildManneredPhilosopher
No snoot shall be unbooped on his watch
fbutt09
The rest are bitches. *Dog thoughts*, possibly.
UserNameWasNotTaken
yeah, he can finally chase that damn bird! Hope the seatbelt sign is light, it's about to get ruff ;)
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Is my profession a source of derision for you Carl?
wisher1977
FCOAlex
"Haha, looks like we're in for a "ruff" landing, huh boy?" "Damnit Ted, I'm a licensed pilot and take my job very seriously."
BORGALOOGIE
#1 Alyssa Arce
MMPRMastodon
That's all I needed to report this
JurassicFartz
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ZachWinstead
Sooooo does...she?
GlowstickJedi
Playboy
UNOPENEDCANOFWHOOPASS
Dot
andwhyisthecarpetallwetTodd
thank yeeeww
PossiblyJonSnow
Thanks
GlowstickJedi
She has a nice Arce.
fivepeace
.
jandeeg
Dot.
Pikka
Poorly chosen stage name, Alyssa.
TotallyDidntGetBannedAndCreatedThisAccount
Gracias
sharlieboom
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Cuntilingus
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Fivegoldentoques
Dot
Temptationsmeowmix
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Badbadger1
They could be pilots if they wanted to....
HammerParty13
Not that there's anything wrong with that
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
they could leave their friends behind
Crispynoodlez816
Dammit! +1
WellThatsOriginal
As long as they only received 85% pay/s
DrAnk
Something something cockpits.
IcemanChilled
Or maybe they couldn't.
Badbadger1
Do or do not, there is no try....
TheCarolingian
They could pilot my cockpit to a happy landing.
GeoffreyWard
Who wants to get sexy with the captain?