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TheGrubermeister
I thought I'd be safe with a nice, toffee flavored gif.
kcgoalie31
JuggNuttz
i think we need to see what FP thinks of this.
Ventrix
CatPresident
Dumbledore reference on point @OP
thecatcherinthepie
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
NOW MAKE A SHREK CANDLE!
UnluckyBlackCat
SprungLake
TheTaterNutz
Ipostrandomfactsaboutmyself
I find this disgusting and satisfying on an advanced level.
shader69
SuplexAlot
GodEmperor0fMankind
ItMeMingLee
Made my rock hard boner die and fold inwards
butterfingerist
/r/GifsThatEndTooSoon
Rayz901
boevis
Some of ya'll are just gross
FireBreathingFerret
Dare you join us in usersub newest
Gilgamech
My grandpa got a mosquito stuck in his ear when he was asleep. The story is my first memory of him.
WePutBirdsOnThings
Sauce. https://youtu.be/yLRQ3kBy2Vc
toomuchenergydrink
Everybody upvote sauce
upsideW
Never thought I’d see my favorite genre of late night YouTubing on the fp. Where my ear wax removers at?
mijk
Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him well
graspee
I knew him, Horatio. A man of infinite jest...
conkhi
Can you hear me now ?
VinnyK88
What
aznanimality
Pretty sure that person can hear Ancient Mesopotamia now
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QueenCousland
One of the things my parents did right was scare me away from loud music. I've been going low-volume all my life.
QueenCousland
I've got barely-there tinnitus that makes absolute silence annoying, but it's easy to handle. The way my dad describes his gives me chills.
RamTone
Can you hear me now ?
VinnyK88
What
username82
Awe crap now I need have to spend 5 hours on YouTube thanks OP
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
Aah the dark side of YouTube with dr pimplepopper and bot fly extractions.
username82
You know my secret shame
BurgerExplosion
SlimySlimerson
Fuck. I was actually eating... Was.
fitlex
Winnie the Bish
MASSIVESPACEMONKEY
WINSTON!
NoOfficerImJustNotSober
What did you use to get this gif
PeterMerkin
The internet.
MrKibbs
.
TheIllustriousWombat
Yep. I was eating tuna. Uncomfortably similar visually to this.
theblackhole08
fineaddition.gif
TheShadowBoxingAssCrack
https://imgur.com/0u0aKv8
AntiEvil007
I mean least it wasn't a bug.
WaltoniusBrutiusMaximusIV
WINNIE THE BISH!!!
lachupacombo
Now smoke that nugg
LynxTryFours
so dank
VicciFuzzbutt
How dare you say this to me. In my own home.
AbominableToaster
Right in front of my salad??
IronDogs
IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN NEIGHBORHOOD
Reimmop
milkshakaman
Looks like a dead baby mouse
AuntSharron
Baby mice are pink
tankobite
Not when they're decomposing I'll bet
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
YOU LOOK LIKE A DEAD BABY MOUSE
milkshakaman
Thank you.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
No problem
blaChek
I'm thankful that it wasn't a spider, saw a gif once...still haunts me
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Or a roach...
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IronDogs
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
RandomPerson6
JoeTheMadScientist
shhep
Haha, fuck that, mate. No way I'm looking at that.
stormegedendarklordofall
I am jot clicking on that link
TheDeathstick
I saw the video where they extracted a roach. Just nuke the site from orbit.
DoctorGoldfish
I must find it
TheDeathstick
you asked for it...https://youtu.be/RuSUzMo690E
DoctorGoldfish
Jesus fucking Christ. That was a ride.
TheDeathstick
Yeah, right when you thought it was done, there's a final jump scare like the end of a Friday the 13th movie.
shadowforcey
How could you let it get to that stage?
halborski
WHAT?
SeriouslyJoking
It in his 20s. He started losing hearing, went to the doctor, found out there was a huge build up looking similar, now if he doesn't clean2
SeriouslyJoking
His ears daily, it will look similar to this after about a month 3/3
FillerNameToFillTheBox
I basically have dandruff in my ear, causes the wax to build up instead of fall out naturally.
cupofwine
Meeee too. Sort of forget about it until I realize my volume is all the way up and go get them flushed
TurderKing
There is wet, waxy ear wax and dry ear wax that resembles dandruff. Many Asians and Native Americans have dry wax.
SeriouslyJoking
Update: ear perforation. He has a small hole in his eardrum and fluids can't drain properly, causing excess build up
slipvyne
so this explains things better for me. I went to get ear cleaned at CVS, said no wax. Said it looked like fluid build up. I laughed, left
shadowforcey
#themoreyouknow thank you :)
SeriouslyJoking
Hey, at least I'm good for something
Cataleast
Ohhhh... Well that fucking sucks.
HappyNeedo
ty +1
nMaverick
I've got the same issue with my ear drum, I never allowed it to get that bad.
BGonz
ya man i got that shit too never allowed it to get that bad eye roll. how many people don't go to the dentist even with insuranxe
ITalkAboutGoats
Might be a wick
ITalkAboutGoats
*wick
SeriouslyJoking
I feel like it would get very old very fast
SeriouslyJoking
I had a friend who had an issue where they developed earwax extremely fast. Can't remember what the condition is called, but he developed1/?
Calwazaki
2/2 long pubes
mowgli84
That was not where I saw part two going...
Cataleast
XD
vvitchin
Wait.. what?
Calwazaki
Long pubes
iHveNoCleverName
Oh lordy that is funny
HappyNeedo
How long?
LordChapstick
God, that must've felt great getting that taken out.
dukenukemforpresident
Oh it does, its like gaining super hearing
vorodar
Perhaps, but can you stop shouting, please.
DasBeaker
WHAT??
MouthSpiders
https://youtu.be/dMx4xiNBhYQ
mattchooks
Woah!.. Woah!... Woah!... Buddy... look at me... Yes lol
nonamejanie
They can hear again!!!
BayazTheBenevolent
Not really. Removing hurts like a bitch and your hearing is extremely sensitive the next few days.
R2DeepThroat94
It does afterwards but during, it fucking hurts like hell. I had a kick shove a pencil eraser in my ear and the doctor had to dig it out.
R2DeepThroat94
Kid*
erischilde
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IronDogs
Kick is alot better
tzxAzrael
bad bad bad bad bad bad ba-- *pop* AHHHHHhhhhhhh that's better.
robpat
RatboyXL
Had this done years ago, freaking hurts like all hell. The doc jokingly called it tickling my brain. More like violation with a corkscrew.
Finduses
Yep i can attest it hurts.
Lobuttomize
They scrape the shit out of your ear with that instrument
Gamebruh22
Yeah I had to get tubes out when I was 10 or 11 it hurt like that
confuzzledtuna
Tubes?
nonamejanie
They put tubes in your eardrum to create a drainage for extra fluid that won’t go away on its own. A lot of kids have to have them.
Whathappensif2imgurianscopulate
4 times man! What a bitch that was.
SuperGeniusPS
I had them too. Basically shunts in the ear for people who had lots of ear infections
Veldareth
How does it get to that point though?
zipykido
Possibly from an infection
fuckbeans
improper use of q-tips. Dead ass serious.
Toderdj
Tell me more..
fuckbeans
Q-tips should be ONLY ever used to clean the very outer ear. NEVER stick it into the canal or else you'll push wax further in
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
Her reaction probably
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FortressHarris
Surprised that they didn't use warm water from a syringe. That's the way my doctor did it.
BurntLemons
Mine used water pressure
ogyokyok
had a perfect setting on a shower nozzle and just shot scalding hot water into my brain until the horror melted out and I could hear again.
ToasterDent
Warm water... that's a good idea. My doctor just peed in my ear first.
TheXq28
Did you have a jellyfish up in there?
fistermatic5000
That doesn't always work, but it's the first thing we tried. Sometimes you legit have to dig it out.
drdavessardogs
What?
Nostraanus
OOOOKAYYYY!
MyGFMightLikeTitsMoreThanIDo
He said, "THAT MUST'VE FELT GREAT GETTING THAT TAKEN OUT!"
justsomeoneonimgur
Azerai
WHAT?!
Chilly17
CHOCOLATE HE SAID HE'S SELLING CHOCOLATE!!
SeverianBC
Ooh, I remember when they invented chocolate.
drdavessardogs
oh...
toasteheh
*steals purse*
AsianDad
theblackhole08
(megaphone) HEY YOU, STOP RIGHT THERE! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
IronDogs
Hey...
NAMEiBOOM
YES. I WOULD LOVE TO BE TAKEN OUT!
Mephian
talkingduck
ARE YOU FREE TONIGHT??
MySinIsPride
Yes, I already peed tonight.