I just want to brighten your day.

Jan 7, 2017 3:38 PM

I need to submit my resume.

I miss this human.

Sir Penguin

Atta boy

I'd spend all day holding hands with otters. So we don't drift apart.

I don't trust this.

In case you're feeling anxious: https://youtu.be/UfcAVejslrU

I wish people did this.

I find this idea beautiful.

I wish people did this too.

Swans can be gay and I think that's really nice :')

I wanna know how.

Cat Tax.

Whatever makes a spider cartwheel away, I don't want to meet it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't stop reading this as "pup pies":

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

The wambat thing they do it with their buttholes your welcom

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Many of these stretch the truth...or are just flat out wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, monogamous animals springs to mind. Many animals are emotionally monogamous, but if you do DNA tests they all cheat. All of them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's only a small part of why Robin Williams was such a treasure.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah but unfortunately things didn't end up okay for Mr Reeve.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go, Diego, GO!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was looking for this...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WOAH!! 1,300 HUNDRED ACRES?????

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Now if be proud of the dude who planted 130k trees. That nobel prize status for sure

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

130k acres* it's a real life "Man Who Planted Trees" https://youtu.be/KTvYh8ar3tc

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh acres..i was real tired when i read that one

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/QYT8bhI IT'S NOT A COMPETITION, PAM!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When bunnies are super horny they binky and piss on each other. Park near my place has this ever spring. It's entertaining.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

they also mark their territory while spinning in circles - my rabbit pisses on my chickens with amazing accuracy from quite a distance

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keep 'em coming. This is what I come to Imgur for.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

planting trees is never a bad idea.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Think of it this way, have you ever seen a fairy that was NOT on a corgi?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Didn't David the Gnome ride a fox?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sign me right fuck up to be a panda nanny. I'll take annual vacation on Bunny Island.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hey! #1 has a movie about it! Look up Oddball, it's a very cute movie.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I watched this movie with the kids a week ago. Very cute indeed!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live there, lemme tell you Shane Jacobs goes an awful long way to find oddball, the 12 apostles are 2 hours away

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SWANS CAN BE GAY?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I understand that reference.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

a lot of animals can be gay :o it's not as taboo in nature as ppl try to make it seem.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reference to old post that OP's wife would cry when she remembered swans can be gay

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This made me happy on so many different levels.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Listened to song, kept expecting something to jump out at me

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet that made you pretty anxious

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well that was the sarcastic reason for my earlier reply, yes sir. Oh no, someone read my reply

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#21 is a chipmunk, not a squirrel.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a man. I can recognize most of the females I know from their butt

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Thank you. Those are awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your heartrate syncronize when you're gazing at each other?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah, this one made me question the rest of these "facts."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whenever anything medical or science-ish uses the word "proven" you should instantly be really suspicious

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Animal dump is best dump. Good shit op

9 years ago | Likes 241 Dislikes 4

No, that was wombat poop. Weren't you paying attention?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well squared away, I must say.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Watermelon is best animal

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's kinda funny that OP fit lizzie Velasquez in the middle of an animal dump

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Unless you're in charge of cleaning it up

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great post, one thing: =Chipmunk

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

That's not a squirrel?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not in North America, it's not

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They are also known as chip squirrels or ground squirrels in some places. Maybe that what OP calls them?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How can cat believe i can't survive on my own? Bitch I FEED YOU.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

They prob don't. Cats take their kill home cause it's a safer place to eat. Then they remember there's delish, easier to eat kibble inside >

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

< so they abandon the kill. They are really not thinking of their humans at all.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

they kill for aport too, cause cats are kinda assholes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine there was a being who took care of you. A titan, who stood 20M high, whose motivations where entirely foreign to you. Then one 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah, I'm almost positive that oft-repeated statement is pure bullshit. (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Except the present part, it might still be a present (or maybe a proud "look what I caught!" thing). Or maybe a trade, like crows do. (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I would also like to be completely heal

9 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 3

your feet would look pretty weird

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found this earlier, kinda relavent: /huggles*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh and this :D

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks TinyCactus

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*to completely heal...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Pirate scum? Or pirates cum

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

2050 is gonna be your year, piratescum!

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 20, 2020 3:08 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Reporter:"Sir, what inspired you to participate in today's marathon?" Dog:"Well, I went outside to pee but then I just started ruuunnin'..."

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Forrest Gumphound

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Killer whales are known to kill humpback calfs. Adults protect other species from killer whales because of it.

9 years ago | Likes 422 Dislikes 1

Or do the Killer Whales kill the Humpback calfs because they're warding off their food?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Killer whales sink boats, too. Killer whales are dicks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They also kill for sport, just like humans (and chimps & bottlenose dolphins. The latter bully and murder porpoises for fun)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that still doesn't make much sense when you think about it. If a bunch of lions keep eating our children, why would we protect the other 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 6

Spite.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I guess humpback whales are just good people ya know?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My guess is, to deny them the food and force them to move to a different location for hunting.

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

shooting them sounds so much simpler. even better I'd just poison them.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

that makes a lot of sense really

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Too bad that's probably far to complex an idea for a whale. May have that outcome, but definitely not the intent.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

chance of surviving due to catching more flies and thus the reflexive behaviour is strengthened over time. Same with these whales. 3/3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Perhaps - but it could be a simpler version of what he said. Meaning, they deny them food simply because they dislike them.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The fact is that whales that did that would have a greater chance of having offspring. their intelligence is irrelevant it's evolution.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

they're doing when they catch flies with their tongues. It's just a reflex. Still, the frogs with the strongest reflexes had the best 2/3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As long as the outcome is beneficial it doesn't matter if the behaviour is reflexive or voluntary. For example, frogs don't know what 1/3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They probably just have a general instinct to fight and protect against orcas and will do so in any encounter they have with them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"fuck you lions, you don't get to eat!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because fuck killer whales.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Because if killer whales don't eat they don't live. Less Killer Whales means more chance your kids will live.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

animals from lions if they are still going to kill our children?

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 4

Maybe the orcas will starve, and then can't eat the baby humpbacks. Cuz they're dead.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you had a chance to starve your predators to death you'd deny them a meal any chance you could. Happens in other species as well.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Empathy, maybe. Scientist would say if the humpback was a parent that lost a child once..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

then it starts attacking killer whales on sight like that batman elephant

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Male Lions kill Hyenas for sport.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep Lions hate them some Hyena

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rarely. Hyenas have a stronger bite, and nobody wants to get in an unnecessary fight where they could easily die.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because whales are intelligent enough to be vindictive, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

it just doesn't seem smart, but maybe know what they are doing and if it works, it works

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

driving predators out of their territory. if the orcas leave to hunt where they won't be harassed they won't be around to eat your baby

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

because it means they are less likely to get food, when they have less food they starve, when they starve there are less of them.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Their brains don't work like ours and their logic follows a much different pathway

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Analogy: Countries with mutual enemies funding each other.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They go after orca hunting anything just to shit on the orca.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, an adult whale is more like an elephant vs. a lion than a human vs. a lion... They have less threat of death while being kickass

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought humpbacks thought orcas were douchenozzles

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Read the whole article and can confirm that humpbacks just fucking hate orcas.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a chipmunk

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

@OP - please put the caption "oh my" under the lion and tiger and bear image. Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 797 Dislikes 5

dMN, BEAT ME TO IT.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. Please no, OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 17

Why not?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lions tigers and bears

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Fun fact! The Tiger is named Sher Khan, the bear Balloo, and the lion is Fred.

9 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

Great. Fred died. Who choose the names, Rowling?!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

G. R. R. Martin, maybe.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surely Nala would have been a better name for the lioness but 'Fred' is also good.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Actually it's Leo. I was wrong about Fred. Nala would definitely be a better name

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

lion passed away recently :(

9 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 6

Oh...my.

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Yeah, a few months back he was put down because his liver was covered in tumors.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

NO. I was worried about this day :(

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 1

I did nothing wrong

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you're welcome

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They were called the BLT

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WHAT NO D:

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that ruined the mood ????

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

You seem unsure

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It seems i forgot you can't post emojis on imgur...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good. Now stop using them entirely.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Well i went back to see if op did in fact listen to you ..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://wompwompwomp.com/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fits your username

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swans can be gay, and I think that's really nice :') -OP.

9 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 8

why does everyone make a fucking fuss about gayness these days

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 9

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:33 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

oh haha "she remembered swans can be gay" fuck got me lol

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I cant stop crying about this and my husband is just sitting here making a twitter list.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

::Cries uncontrollably::

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 3

came here to post same thing. Saw your reply...upvoted your post instead of reposting.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Good guy mtfx

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not what monogamous means tho

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 6

I was really hoping someone would say this

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

The monogamy thing was the fact. The comment was in regards to the image used. They're separate statements.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That's not how I took it. I took it as the OP not knowing what monogamous means.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Homosexuality isn't a human trait, despite what certain sects of people will have you believe, it occurs naturally in the animal world.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

did you hear about the homo necrophiliac ducks? i believe there was an ignobel prize for that one. they fucked it till it was cold.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeap, messed up lol. There was also an introduced species of Ichneumonidae (parasitic wasps) trialed for bio-control. They couldn't (1/?)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

figure out why the species wouldn't establish a viable population, turns out, all the males were mating with all the other males (2/?)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And not really mating with the females, heh. There was some sort of issue with mate recognition that, sadly I cannot remember.Still comical.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

found it. there must be an answer there! glow bugs quit mating coz of LED use at night, going back to sodium lights now (less spectrum)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any sauce on the Owls keeping pet snek? Also, looked through the post while listening to 'Weightless' 10/10 would recommend

9 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

5/7 will use to fall asleep

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else think of Guardians of Ga'Hoole? Mrs Plithiver was Soren's family's nest-maid snake.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Research paper: Gehlbach, F. R., Baldridge, R. S. (1987) Oecologia 71: 560-563

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tried listening, had to stop because it was making me anxious

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Ditto. I kept waiting for something to happen and it really put me on edge.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me too. Glad I'm not the only one.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Great now I have to re read this post

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(Also blind snakes are a species of sightless snakes, owls are not just kidnapping disabled ones)

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Curious question: so how do blind snakes reproduce i.e. how do they find mates and defend against predators

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They track by scent, and since they eat small insects, they mainly hunt in leaf litters and rotting bracken, both out of the way of most 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2/2 things that would eat them. They also reproduce in vast numbers, so a few hundred eaten is, in an area, nothing to thousands born yearly

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Even snakes with good vision tend to rely mostly on scent. I'd imagine blind snakes live their lives similarly.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As far as defending from predators, they just hide :) they have scales and such, but they mostly live underground/in leaf litter and so (1/?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They aren't easily found. This leads to item 2, which is that we don't really know a whole lot about them, as it isn't easy to study tiny 2/

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Worm-like creatures when we are not worm-like. But, pheromone trails are a possibility, as well as environmental triggers (like coming [3/4]

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Biologist here; blind snakes are very small and eat insects. Screech owls have been noted in many different cases to catch blind snakes (1/?

9 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 3

And bring them to their nests. The blind snakes live in the nest and eat insects/parasites, keeping the nest clean.

9 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 1

did you hear about the birds in LA using cig butts for the exact same reason?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did read an article about that, actually! I'm torn in that its cool to see them innovating, but at the same time; no birds! No cigarettes!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how the f@!#$ did they figure it out! so fast! but TBH i'll be torn when i see them free-basing nicotine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is glorious, thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Somehow your 2/2 comment had more upvotes than 1/2. I balanced it out for you.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...thanks?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel like I should clarify; if you upvoted to balance, thanks! If you downvoted, thanks, I guess...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No I upvoted 2 but not 1. Didn't occur to me to do it the other way.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0