ThePompatusOfLove
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MRW when my ex stops by to pick something up on his day with our daughter, and she asks to stay at my house.
Apr 24, 2015 1:38 PM
ThePompatusOfLove
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sycophant92
I wld lick her bu... ehemm. I like that smirk.
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Zrin
I'd like to play with her highgarden.
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Remonsterado
Fun fact, its an asymmetrical smile. Her whole family has it too.
Candymostdandy
She might just be the best smirker this side of the narrow sea.
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Alvexias
+1 for no spoliers
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As4mi
Am I the only one who's kind of weirded out by her?
littlespacebased
I was confused when I found out everyone thought she was hot
Vespy
She has very cold eyes. Something predatory and untrustworthy about her body language in all she's in. Still strikingly good looking though.
Asdalt
That was me when I first saw her. Then suddenly, LOVE.
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
No, you're not! I think she looks sooo bitchy, especially with the smirk. She's like the queen of the Bitchy land
miraglo
She's not even smirking most of the time, she has an asymmetrical mouth which is a family trait.
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
BestNameEverOfAllTime
kingofshitafuckmountain
if i were to get a hug from her...thats all id want :D
Tyrant88
you can see her accent
queenoflaundryland
I have been waiting for this post
Play3rTw0
I see what u did there
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aidacondieresis
I've recently watched her on the Tudors, and after Anne Boleyn, the role of Margery Tyrell was made for her.
Bloominfreckles
She was the shit as Anne Boleyn. Terrifying and alluring, you really got how she could keep Henry at bay for all those years.
SometimesISayDumbShit
'tis quite the smirk though.
pinglessness
Not a smirk: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2mkvj9/i_am_actress_natalie_dormer_ama/cm56nf8
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CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
That smirking whore stole a kiss from Captain America as well.
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abibumbleB
Unf. Lady boner.
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icannotfindausernamethatisnottaken
Well shit
abibumbleB
Ohmyfuckinggod.
fitchy0812
SHE'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!
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fitchy0812
i want to stroke her hair while she sleeps and make her feel safe and warm, while she smirks in her dreams!!!!! AH!
GRIZtheninja
I am heterosexual...just ask my boyfriend. But believe me when I tell you that I would fuck her.
Carbonmonoxide
>I am heterosexual. I have a bad news for you. Or (to be more precise) for your boyfrend.
TheBlondSwede
I would love it if she would smirk and whore and be high in my garden!
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ELRUST0
I don't mean to brag but... I've seen her boobies.
ThePompatusOfLove
would you like to see them again?
(nsfw)
ELRUST0
Oh god! Those aren't the boobs I'm looking for!
chickenfriedriceisdabomb
tipdub
:3
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DoctorDrowsy
She looks like a mouse. A very sexy mouse.
abibumbleB
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PhoenixQueenAzula
I've seen her boobs
jukkz
usedbeer
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hhwl
Lol! I wasn't expecting that.
SCOTTSTERLINGthemanthemythandthelegend
Lol damn I remember that
TexanCollegeGuy
Holy shit balls that was awesome
NinjasStoleMyMama
this is fantastic
DragonDew
what the fuck hhhahahhaha holy shit
joe50
Love those doe eyes
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joe50
thank you for your service
CensR
She is supposed to be 16 in the books
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TheLesserWeavel
Still legal.
Canofminus
I can't wait for the episode where her and Cersei hate scissor each other.
kmikl
You. I like you. You're speakin' my lingitty, fam.
getotterhere
Go on...
tiny1
He must be on HBO Platinum or some shit.
YourWaifuIsTrash
"It's not porn– it's HBO!"
guericK
I faped so much on that scene in the books....
undercoverles
I swear by the old gods and new, give me a book and page number. I MUST KNOW DAMNIT!
TittyMalasya
Book 4. Chapter 44. I think
KrisTiger
what does that even mean?
DoingItWrongSince1980
I bet they don't include it. It was pretty graphic in the book, even for grudge scissoring.
undercoverles
Did... Did this actually happen?! I MUST KNOW DAMNIT!!!!!!!
Hendlton
Wait what? I thought that was a joke!
Kiwi31415
So did I. Then I thought of Rule 34 and found this
(Severely NSFW)
Hendlton
So you lied about the Rule 34 or that you also thought that this was a joke or that this is true... I'm confused...
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Canofminus
I don't know how I should be interpreting this.
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itsaraceihopeiwin
I'll give you four cents each for them vanilla wafers.
FatsbyTheGreat
*cough* Game of Bones *cough*
getoverit
A Schlong of Ice and Fire
sargecadet
Nice pun. Have a +1
getoverit
And one for you, sir! Or madam...
RedRaider93
You mean boners...
SlagathorNotDebbie
Funny story. An old friend of mine does porn now and she was Cersei in the parody
TheSkipjack95
Do go on
getotterhere
Yes go on
SlagathorNotDebbie
http://pornparody.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jamie-brienne-150011.jpg My mistake she was brienne
SlagathorNotDebbie
nsfw my bad
Kiwi31415
There's a lot less armour than I recall from the TV series.
Imgonnatipyouwell
simianruler
Does the woman in the back have a Psyduck?
Imgonnatipyouwell
Yes, this is from a Game Grump animation.
LordRayquaza
He should have taken that offer.
Imgonnatipyouwell
I can understand why he didn't. Despite being "Danny SexBang" he seems like a pretty humble, and shy person.
HelloImTed
Sweet as Margaeryne
ThePompatusOfLove
HelloImTed
http://imgur.com/kRfIGwq
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HelloImTed
http://imgur.com/3RHvORn
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manslut
I loved that line. It was so nearly fourth wall breaking, yet completely fitting and in character. Brilliant writing from the show.
PhotonicBoom
I felt the same way. Almost like Cersei Lannister was insulting Natalie Dormer. I felt defensive and confused.
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RogueEngineer
Always look both ways before crossing a woman.
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CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Look behind for possible backstabbing
Hazardx72
Drives me nuts the way Cerci talks through her teeth... maybe it's just me.
Mucklebuckle
Nope, me too.
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notthesameasmyotheraccountss
It's Cersei...
LezBeHonist
I dont know if "Drives me nuts" is a good or bad thing in your book.....But its definitely fantastic in mine.
peridotite
When i first started watching GoT I made the comment "what's wrong with Cercei's facial expression? she looks like she simultaneously 1/2
peridotite
Is having the worlds longest menstrual cramp and trying to figure out what food a really bad fart smells like?"
NonConformistFlamingo
Oh my gods, that's perfect! Thank you for that!
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voltron7812
the way Baelish talks pisses me off. it is like he is talking through gritted teeth and pursed lips.
Iwas17whenMyLastBabyToothWasPulledOut
I slowly started to read this in his voice
bandito1578
My friends call him the "close talker" because he's always up in people's faces when he talks.
Wxl842
Keira Knightley does that sorta too and so does Emilia Clark. I think it's an English thing.
UsernameNoImSirName
"You take that, back or I'll bash yer 'ead in, swear on me mum" he said through gritted, unwhitened teeth.
TheLesserWeavel
"Unwhitened". *chucles* "Unbrushed" more likely.
Atharaphelun
Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqQQ4SULoX8
m0therofcharizard
Does she say "fucking date me"?
Wxl842
I hope she was joking. :(
dascannibal
You forgot your Cat tax.
f4m0us4m0s
Cat tax denied
stillchucktesta
pretty happy she died...
xmaneds
i see what you did there
boobisboobbackwards
i know why baelish has the hots for her, just look, dang
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Was expecting Red Wedding. Pleasantly surprised
cosine83
Was expecting Ser Pounce. I am disappoint.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
Tricky bastard, I expected the smirking whore with Ser Pounce.
poguemahon
More like a cougar tax... Sorry I'm not sorry
Detox208
I think there is plenty of pussy in this post
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
well done fine sir, well done
IPostJAV
Total GILF.
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FreeJupiter
Lancel you cunt.
Dominian
Lancel is taking back the power! (SPOILER)
hlou14
Snorted
TheEnviious
#NeverForget
IUpVoteDadJokes
She sure won't. #Stoneheart5Eva
Conradian
#TheNorthRemembers
22Below
I miss Michelle's beautiful face
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH I want to see lady stoneheartttttttttttttttttt!
dascannibal
I'm curious when they're going to go into that side of the story in the show.
Feralphobia
yeah cause if memory serves me right breans story is getting close right ?
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
nevahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! seriously, unless they just start making shit up, I don't think he's ever coming back.
guzzball
-Spoilers- I wish they would, but probably shouldn't. If she's resurrected, it will feel too cheap/cliche when Jon is (assuming he will be).
jalops
i am extremely disappointed. http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/06/25/michelle-fairley-24-lady-stoneheart/
guzzball
Your sister tax*
wessyfbaby
ayyy
loneislander
You, I like you.
NightFuryLee
SHE;S SO PURTY JFC DEM CHEEKBONES
dascannibal
Ha, didn't know cheekbones were a thing people found attractive. It's all about the smile for me.
NightFuryLee
well i find cheekbones in a man like sploosh and for a woman it just defines her face and smile :)
dascannibal
like johnny depp cheekbones? As a straight dude, he has a pretty admirable smile.
NightFuryLee
johnny depp is the perfection of human engineering sploosh
NotAKoala
Cat tax http://imgur.com/2sq5uYh
Feralphobia
Cat of the canals
moterola4
You got a chortle out of me. Bravo.
Talmorean
I loved her in the show, but Cat in the books is 100x hotter.
dascannibal
I didn't feel she was portrayed that way in the books. The casting for her sister was pretty spot on though.
Talmorean
Book Cat: http://awoiaf.westeros.org/images/thumb/5/5d/Young_Lady_cate_by_quickreaver.jpg/300px-Young_Lady_cate_by_quickreaver.jpg
AnnaMayBelle
...I disagree, she looks like a generic bodice-ripper cover girl. In the show she looks like an elegant mother of five.
AskDoctorJake
I hear she's looking a bit worse for the wear, and a bit quieter these days.
Spaminal
My Wife doesn't know it yet either!!! Might be as good of a reaction as that Wedding scene!
cummyfarts
I hear she's got a heart of stone..
Feralphobia
http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/i-understood-that-reference.gif
dascannibal
Her voice is still there, but a bit...ehm... throatier?
Ecae
guichequiche
What about Ser Pounce?
dascannibal
That would have probably been better. Can't believe I didn't think of that :P
cominginhot
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/37000000/Game-of-Thrones-game-of-thrones-37013168-500-200.gif
MrsRichardBasehart
Yesssssssss <3
TellusEidolon
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150329083345/dragonage/images/7/7b/SerPounceHoDA.png
MrsRichardBasehart
Ohhhhhh my goshhhh <3 <3 <3
theberch
+1 for Dragon Age Heroes
BinkyTheRabbit
At the end of the series, when everyone else has died, Ser Pounce will sit the Iron Throne.
guichequiche
No, he'll sit in the box it came in.
JediKnight
The IKEA box. It has 10 extra swords that didn't go anywhere. At least I don't think they went anywhere, the instructions were confusing.
Thor1229
If Hodor doesn't end up on the Iron Throne I'm going to have a fit.
BinkyTheRabbit
I'm sure Hodor and Ser Pounce can find it in themselves to rule together.
afrofrycook
When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.
MrsRichardBasehart
Seriously. I was legitimately disappointed when I clicked and it wasn't Ser Pounce.
zalan26
God i hate her. Everything has gone to shit because of her.
SeriousCloud
How is it her fault?
nipplesquirrelham
Released Jamie, for one
zalan26
Convinced eddard to leave winterfell for starters. Then she trusted Robb (who was i think 14) to make good decisions. Trusted littlefinger?
guzzball
Have you read the books? If not, I suggest you do if you want to dislike her more.
pprmach3t3
Everything went to shit because of the Lannisters. All of them. Ned didn't really have a choice to stay. A lot of 14 year old boys were 1/2
pprmach3t3
2/2 expected to make good decisions in this realm, and she did try to help. She does make insane decisions re: Jamie, other kids
zalan26
He could've refused the king when he offered him to be the Hand. Eddard wanted to do that but Catelyne convinced him to accept to ucover 1/2
dubowski
She was also always a huge cunt to Jon. I pretty much hate everything she has ever done.
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
nation543
i really wanna see her tits, god damnit.
Technophiliac
"Darth Vader is bad and his assistant is a mouse...."
MrRandom314159
"Into the turtle stew."
EmptyMyNineOnTheWelfareline
What?
Eratix
Best reply gif EVAR!!!
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Oh, you :-)
smithenheimer
"His assistant is a mouse"
ecubby
Darth vader is bad
decorativemooseknuckle
He used the force to fix all his cats, yes yes he did
ThePompatusOfLove
WuTangClamaintnothingtoShuckwit
She is also Moriarty ...so sneaky
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
Asdalt
Dear diary, today OP was super awesome.
Clairabella
I didn't know I wanted to see a Tudors gif on Imgur until now. Thank you OP...today you were a pretty awesome dude!
wolfshades
That smile turns me on. Every time.
birdm4n
OP
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RepliesLikeANovel
The hero I need and deserve
ThePompatusOfLove
eidam655
*bites lip*
GR3453m0nk3y
There's nudity in this show??
ampersandrew
Is that why people watch this show?!
mayonaiselover
How's that rock you've been living under?
mirjak
Theres a joke about patrick living under a rock and him thinking you username is an instrument... but i cant seem to find it...
whatspaulplayingtoday
why is this so tiny!
BeTheBestMe
At least its real LOL
KiyrantiTol
That's what...she said?
BinkyTheRabbit
........
uploaddump
rekt
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
nice but nsfw
getotterhere
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaan
actuallyagoose
you feel the love tonight
HeWhoIsValorousAndPureOfHeartMayFindTheHolyGrailInTheAaarrrgghh
Has anyone here seen The Tudors? She's good in that too.
denten
does anyone else call Let's Make A Deal 'The Threedoors?"
mijiza
She just has a perfect face for playing royalty and classical types. I love her in The Tudors!
ImOnlyHereForTheDrinks
The Tudors was a great show. She is great in that too.
HodgePodgekin
That's probably what got her brownie points to be cast in the Game of Thrones setting
gogogadgetimgur
Tudors is where I was introduced to her....and her boobs...
supraman2turbo
Same. First time you see her I was hooked.
HodgePodgekin
Walder Frey (David Bradley) is another Tudors-GOT crossover actor who is dressed exactly the same lol
ethantremblay
And Casanova with Heath Ledger
SpockTheRabbit
I should re-watch that. Thanks.
ThePompatusOfLove
McFarvo
Tudor, Hodor's brother?
ThePompatusOfLove
And The Other Boleyn Girl
UpvotesForCalicos
That was Natalie Portman, who, compared to Anne Boleyn's portraits, was a better match.
ThePompatusOfLove
i realized my mistake, but thanks for pointing it out again.
:-)
UpvotesForCalicos
No problem!! :D
BestNameEverOfAllTime
She's not in that one...
ThePompatusOfLove
oh. true that. i stand corrected.
jayneebutidontgotagun
oh gawd yes it was awesome.
GwyeneveretheRed
That season broke my heart. :(
NonConformistFlamingo
I LOVED her in The Tudors. I was truly sad when she had to die, despite already knowing her character's fate. Some of the best episodes.
ThePompatusOfLove
NonConformistFlamingo
Valar dohaeris.
ThePompatusOfLove
http://images.rapgenius.com/75b15a25c86fa561c1c9f397b149b904.245x267x32.gif
Atharaphelun
Nabashin
Her speech before her execution is almost verbatim of what the actual Anne Boelyn said. Also her Daughter was one of greatest Queens ever.
NonConformistFlamingo
They did pretty well at sticking to historical facts, at least as far as what certain people said and when. Truly a brilliant show.
bythunder
I honestly couldn't finish the series after Anne Boleyn died. Natalie Dormer was magnetic.
NonConformistFlamingo
I finished it, but admittedly had some trouble. I went on a few long breaks from it once she was gone.
IAlwaysPost140Characters
C'mon man. Spoiler alert please ;)
NonConformistFlamingo
The show ended five years ago, and the actual historical event was 479 years ago. The time for spoiler alerts has long passed.
IAlwaysPost140Characters
apparently my sarcasm wasn't fully conveyed with the winky face...
NonConformistFlamingo
Afraid not. Emotion is difficult to convey through text, sorry about that.
Asdalt
That happened 500 years ago... Pls.
NonConformistFlamingo
Well, 479 years ago, to be painfully exact. But close enough. :)
NinitaPita
First time I saw her, I think she commands the room well when needed.
OfficialSkynet
yes yes, very good..
SirSandwich
Henry VIII thought so as well
LooseSeals
YAS she is amazing!!!