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The 'art' of Japanese "train stuffing"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7kor5nHtZQ
Aug 20, 2017 9:36 AM
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
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The 'art' of Japanese "train stuffing"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7kor5nHtZQ
SingingandDancingInTheRain
Nude & lubed - I'll fit right in with the smallest push.
MarsBarsDM
IAmGodot
What happens if you're in the back and you need to get off at the next stop?
coldeezeoverdose
Wow....
jwill79
As someone who is extremely claustrophobic this is my vision of hell.
fakjea
Thats one solid piece of metal and flesh
Logans8Run
You think this could work in NYC ?
KPopGirlKimi
Well, Tokyo alone has 9 million people, while NYC has 8 million, so why not?
Cruxador
No wonder women get molested on their trains. Probably happens by accident half the time.
Ivain
makes me wonder why they're not using double decker trains yet, like we do in NL.
Nocturner
Japan organisation. I think, their transport system just suck. Is really no other solution than threat people like a piece of shit?
peopleannoyme420
And they are supposed to be really smart....
ImpressiveVeryNice
I'll take the buss
Squelchtone
These guys are more efficient than World War 2 era Nazis.
OkramTheBarbarian
This is beautiful
BingoBangoBoom
how do they keep the trains on time with this nonsense?
Blamblam101
I like the guy that comes running at the end! My can't the people at my job hustle like that?
OdeToBouncer
Because they aren't as well paid as these guys? Besides, who wouldn't be motivated to push people all day for a living? :D
Blamblam101
I'd love to do it!
mthrndr01
One of the joys of working on a roller coaster was smashing the nervous people who insisted on having the harness tightened.
nombre11
I'm afraid to Google "Japanese train stuffing"
Janusha
Christ. Im so glad Im above that daily grind and squabble. Free to fuck about on the internet all day.
wowthatwasquick
I shudder to think what is going to happen to that poor woman stuffed in there last
OdeToBouncer
She preggo.
00WinterSun00
not in a million years would this be me
Krynn89
Yep.. Every morning on the Keio line, good thing I switched..
OpenPalm
Somehow, I'd end up the guy in the VERY middle of that sardine can- and I'd need off at the next stop.
icsaza
Most likely you don't,these phenomenon usually happens in suburb-city commute lines,on for all stations until terminius at morning rush hr
6113
Jobs for linebackers that can't make the NFL
promdates
Terry Tate, Japan train linebacker.
usersubbordercontrol
Japan has football?
SirTinyPenis
Getting away with murder?
PAPASQUATT
No they make the hall of fame
JustPeepin
How're they supposed to grope each other when it's that tight?
ArchbishopOfBanterburry
I can see through the windows to the other side of the train. Does no one stand in the aisle?
android419
Pretty sure that's a reflection
TehBOOM
100% reflection.
5meoDMT
Oxygen is for wimps
LearningOnImgur
Imagine if the train stalls...if that isn't as close as you could get to a real life trip to Auschwitz i don't know what is
DownvotesAreFun
I am geniously if people ever died there by being crushed to death.
DownvotesAreFun
*geniously curious
AnalDelRay
Genuinely?
Grumpyoldscotsman
I've experienced this first hand (no pun). My feet didn't touch the ground for about 3mins. Suspended by the crush of people. Freaky.
Ivain
I would rather walk, no matter how far it is.
Parafairy
My claustrophobia would be through the roof
AlkeneThiol
Looking through the Windows there appears to be no one even standing in between the seats. I'm very confused
Grumpyoldscotsman
No light getting in from the other side. There's no contrast because it's jammed inside. Oh...and typically completely silent.
lighterletter
Twilight zone
DefinitelyMaybeNotSkynet
And they wonder why groping is a problem on their trains.
7grims
OMG, those public sex porns are a lie, there is always space for them to do their business.
noma711
I'm 6' tall, in Tokyo, I had women get pressed into me so tightly that when we hit bumps, they'd blush and giggle. I was a giant there lol
asm80dfa8sdfj
Dude, it would be hard to have your boner go unnoticed.
tarataqa
so hard...
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StephNugs
Wow, racist and you can't spell. Great combo.
DefinitelyMaybeNotSkynet
Their average length is around 3-4 inches. They are statistically smaller than most races.
StephNugs
I'm aware, but that doesn't excuse him making fun of them.
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StephNugs
Sure, but making fun of it is the messed up part.
DefinitelyMaybeNotSkynet
The snowflakes on this site don't care about facts.
garydouglas
In the UK we wait for the next train
ketsmeow
I wait for the next one unless I'm running late. Then I'll crawl over people to get in.
HughLaurie
And get fired for being late? Nah. Stuff me in!
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Filthy casuals.
kapp70
Fuckin A right. I don't get claustrophobia but I do have people-aphobia and there ain't enough tea in China to get me into that traincar.
tarataqa
FILTHY CASUAL
kttnppy87
On the Tube in London, my husband saw a guy take his shoe off and carry it because it was stopping the door from closing!
UnicornPooters
In America, wait what's a train?
LeighWilsonArt
In the US, we also wait for the next train, but with more salty swearing under our breath.
dropeleven
but seriously...i don't see anyone else on the platform...why aren't people just waiting?
spoileddentist
In Malaysia we whine on Fb about being late for work.
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
I'm told most employers in Japan have a zero tolerance policy for being late
pantoffl
Waiting for the next train doesn't solve the problem since it will be equally full during rush hour (been living in Tokyo for a while)
shaggykx
Or add another carriage. Unless you're Arriva trains wales, in which case you delay it an hour, remove a carriage and bump up the prices
poets
Got a train in North Wales this month. People were using the toilet as a seating area as the train was so full.
Avatar720
I've had to make the journey from Stockport to Bridgend and back a few times. It's murder when they decide to kill a carriage.
TheAnimalBehaviourist
Nicer and quicker than Northern though
fragglepants
Fucking valleys lines
parroting
I live in Kent, I deal with Southern and South Eastern, HS1 is cool but high prices, bad service and crowded trains is shit. (Also delays)
MCEscherWasADouchebag
Do you pronounce it like the word Arrive, or like Ah-ree-vah?
ItsMrStealYoMemes
And then blame the passengers for complaining
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
So.. we are currently privatizing the railway here in Norway. Is that a good idea in your opinion?
shaggykx
No
JustAnotherKyloRen
Hello from Swansea... I hate arriva too...
SiriusBlacksBitch
From Surrey - the Arriva buses are usually pretty awful too!
siebenauf
Agreed. I'll normally plan my journeys to catch the Great Westerns where possible.
ebeightysix
Holy hell, Arriva do trains? They provide buses in Kent and are just as shit at managing the service.
shaggykx
Shit at trains too
OrkfaellerX
This IS the next train.
ISellUsernames
Sadly, you are correct.
kanybal
In France people stuff themselves into the train, while I step back and wait for the next train. It helps that I'm never in Paris for --
kanybal
something important, and trains in my city are never that full
IComeWithWifi
Get up 20min earlier, catch train going out of city, get off after a couple of stops, get on emptier commuter train.
jebascho
I do this in the Bay Area sometimes. I think most call it backtracking, and there's an app to help you plan a backtracking commute.
icsaza
And get crushed on the inside?
GlatSomEnIsbjoern
This is what I do!
LosPer
In NY, we do the same, except the next train comes and it's the same goddam thing...
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
Idk if it is still like this in Japan, we've been there just two weeks ago and they're crazy full but haven't seen them stuffing trains full
TheAncientSea
I was in Tokyo three times in the last three months and never saw this
davidjytang
Try week day pre 9am rush hour.
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
Done that :)
icsaza
Are you sure you are taking the train in morning rush hour?
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
Yeah, from Maibara most of the time and spent quite some time in Shinjuku. Got back during rush hour most of the times.
longoriaisaiah
In Texas we don't have trains
hellomynameispissoff
Texass.
DrNoMeansNo
The Mexicans stole them.
longoriaisaiah
Bastarda
LeighWilsonArt
DFW does, though.
longoriaisaiah
Houston, too. But they're not very convenient
mediamagnet
Austin here we have one also not that useful either
longoriaisaiah
See, I didn't even know austin had a rail. Haha