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Oct 18, 2017 6:22 AM
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xiaocorgi
Great, now I want to go pee in it
GlowstickJedi
Could have at least given me time to guess, geez...
DylanIsBored
Kitch-Iti-Kipi in Michigan is like this, but not as deep
JerryTheFishKing
ayy but africa has chocolate riveres tho
ChallengerDeep
Freaky. In a valley, surrounded by forest, there's going to be a lot of organic debris going in. Wonder how it stays clear.
SJcodenameDuchess
Chully ben. Fush n chups.
IamJustinSane
Water this clean comes at a price. It’s probably too cold to swim in it.
kiwiCnut
Won't be like that for long if the rivers and lakes keep getting Fucked over at the rate the rest of them have..
thesmelge
I suspect New Zealand has some form of environmental protection laws, unlike the US.
kiwiCnut
Yeh but we need more done by our shite government, most of our rivers are ruined can't swim in my local river during summer anymore
kiwiCnut
Nz's clean and green image is just advertising most real kiwis know how Fucked we are...
Shoujo
Having Australia close by probably does wonder for the conservation effort! /s Clean coal and the great barrier reef just makes me sad
SnerpSnop
New Zealand is a myth
zeocide
Big deal! Just filled my bathtub and i got nearly 98% visibilty (2% was some bubbles). But good for NZ :)
Royoffinland
Say, that's a nice lake, it would be a shame if someone was to build a mine close by and use lake as a reservoir for waste. Rich fuck, probs
Shoujo
If this was in Australia this would already have happened, clean coal ftw.
SwitchPup
Visibility to 80m...and nothing worth seeing. :-( Needs pretty fish!
1414145691
She pop that question been harassing me in the minddd
fusk
Home of the world's most deadly "transparent" creatures.
doctorbees
I knew those damn jellyfish were up to no good.
ejdemyr
Glass shark?
BuffIroh
Glass shark love fat kid
walkingtallmachinegunman
Kiwis? Ive met a few they seemed alright. Guess I lucked out.
imagurk
"Mim, I am not disappeared. I'm very tiny. I'm a germ, a rare disease. I'm called Malgalitum opterosis, and you caught me, Mim!"
uzerok
The place you're looking for is a bit more to the north and west - Australia.
TheDreaded1
"Aww dammit. We've got human in our water," nature, probably.
misinformednerd
What about Tahoe?
DeStock
And yet the deepest part of the lake is legitimately 20 fucking feet deep.
cauliflowersweetandsour
MORE NATURE POSTS PLS
Bishopsdoom
Video game water!
mongswoosh
And stickin’ ya filthy digits in it is a sure fire way to fuck that up
someprickinvietnam
Dirty dick skinners
Yaeltra
Do you think animals avoid the water, too, for drinking and cooling off? And that's what makes it clear? Because I have news for you...
Chrisxedge
Stickin' yer "dick beaters" *
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
stickin' yer booher hooks**
lordofthedice
Best fucking term I've heard for fingers yet. Made me chuckle at work.
Ruik
Check out AvE on youtube... lots more sayings like that.
whiskeytangofoxtrot1
Best channel ever
sloshythomas
You ruins it!!
Meatchris
More like filthy dairy farming
aninvisiblemaniac
its probably made clear by its own natural balance. i dont think youd ruin it forever if you poured some dirt in there
EnbyAshy
Nah, those aquatic plants and the silt are what keep it clean, filthy digit crusties get filtered out easily.
Leantath
*spills oil and bleach* whoops
ATalkingMushroom
OH WHOOPS, OHHH
mongswoosh
I know - I’m more concerned about some dumbass euro backpackers doing their washing in it and shitting right next to it.
EnbyAshy
Many, many, MANY bacteria in those waters.
shitesucker
I can't see any fish,do they have fish in it or is it just a mountain lake ?
thegricemiceter
been there, its dope.
redtails2649
Stick your dick in it
angelfixer
That's it! Visa revoked! Get your self and your feelthy peen out of our country! Signed Mrs Winston peters
Skittleballs
aaaaand it's the dirtiest hole in the world, srcond only to op's mum's
dontaskmedifficultquestions
NEEEWWWWWW ZEEEAAALLAAAANDD
TheLeastICouldDo
http://www.craterlaketrust.org/pub/photo/thumb/crater-lake-4-steven-addington-1000x500_cropto_1000x500.jpg the don't let people go in tho
TheDrunkenBulldog
They don't let people go in intentionally. Accidents do happen though, but the participants usually don't make it. We flew incentive flights
TheDrunkenBulldog
Around the edge for our maintainers. The view is spectacular.
DeStock
I used to go swim up in Crater Lake every summer as a kid, the hike is the worst part though... but sure as shit beats 110 down in Medford.
spudlocker
Went there 2 yrs ago and we were all jumping in the water only reason we weren't there longer is it was cold.
AmishGangsta404
Why?
Shots87
Purify yourself in the waters of lake minatonka
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Only if you make me pancakes after.
MyBrainIsPlastiDipped
skipper2233
As a Minnesotan, I'm honor bound to tell you it's spelled Minnetonka
mkyner
Garrison Keillor would be proud.
Conflict
+1 for Minnesota!
skipper2233
Shots87
Thanks for the correction, I've never actually seen it spelled haha
skipper2233
IntergalacticChrist
Could at least give me time to guess
puhuppypuhower
I went to Lake Chelan one time, and it was clear to the bottom. So naturally I jumped in and nearly died because it was FUCKING ICE WATER.
jonisatyphoon
My folks have a house in chelan! I love that ice cold death puddle.
ihatesara
Been to chelan for years. Grew up going out there. Love it.
MattDude
So, you were Chelan out in the cold water?
BuiltLikeATruckCuddlyLikeATeddyBear
I used to live there!
Sholan
You'd think something fed by snow melt would be warm...cause yknow, MELT >.>
magikuser
Try lake serene in goldbar wa its warmest is 29 degrees f in the end of summer
3Ddude42
We counted the rings on a tree stump in deep water from our boat, it was amazing.
franticallysearchingmybutthole
I only know Chelan as the spring break party spot for all of the jocks and rich kids at EWU. Happily surprised the water's still clear!
techsconvict
I was told by a coworker in Olympia that Chelan is an amazing spot for camping yet didn't bother to tell me ALL of the camping spots are 1/2
techsconvict
reserved at least a year in advance. I was not pleased. I love camping but so do the other 3.5 million people in Western Washington. 2/2
ChicanoBatman
Who doesn't think that a lake near the Canadian border near the Rockies wouldn't be a bit chilly? Did you yell Stahekin!
thatwoodguy
Lake Garabaldi in my area is always freezing. And people swim in it somehow. Not for long though
puhuppypuhower
I only noticed the serene snow-capped tributaries after I instantly regretted my decisions.
YouThinkThatsBad
The Cascade mountains go through Washington, not the Rockies.
MonkeySlut00
The Rockies actually go through Washington, but just a wee bit...
Mockingbirb
I'm glad you didn't die. Otherwise, your rotting corpse would have spoiled and ruined everything!
bed1am6666
I think it would have made it look prettier.
Mockingbirb
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Eastern Washington resident here. Agree Lake Chelan is chilly.
rockfireman
Grew up in Wenatchee, will agree it is cold as balls.
strangledbyaturtleneck
Well yeah, it's so clear because all the stuff that makes it cloudy can't grow because it's TOO FUCKING COLD
youngmountaingoat
Swimming off the greek islands is similar. From the boat it looks amazing and quite shallow but dive in and its v deep and f'ing freezing!
sulfuratus
Wait, what? It's fucking Greece, one of the hottest countries in Europe?
youngmountaingoat
Yh but just off an island the water is clear and deeper than it looks. The floor is rock too. Trust me dive in and it makes u gasp!
sulfuratus
I trust you, but the water is probably pretty lush, it's just that the air temperature is so much hotter.
Nykidemus
I grew up swimming in glacier-fed lakes. Most of them are silty blue-green, rather than clear.
strangledbyaturtleneck
Maybe due to sediment frozen in the glaciers? There are a number of lakes that are extremely clear that stay around 32°
Nykidemus
yeah.
Nykidemus
https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54cb035ee4b0e8f69826aba6/t/55c27153e4b02a9b1df5a861/1438806357472/Peyto+Lake.jpg
strangledbyaturtleneck
That's stunning :)
dweezy23
I don’t have anything to add here, I’m just commenting on THE FUCKING FORMAT!!
shitpostiere
I got a good chuckle out of this.
dweezy23
Glad I could help :)
IsThatA380InMyPocketOrAmIHappyToSeeYou
I worked at a house right on Chelan during all the wild fires. It was eerie, I was barely able to see the other side through the smoke.
daewookie
I dove into lake Chelan as a 12yo. I still remember my extreme alarm at how painful the cold was in my temples
LollieCom
It was brain freeze through your skull instead of mouth, right? I've experienced that. I didn't know you could get brainfreeze that way.
daewookie
exactly!
BubsBunny
Yay for New Zealand! (where I'm from)
TheFardlesBear
This reminds me! What's that New Zealand female comedian on YouTube's name?
craxtus
Kia ora fellow kiwi! :D
GotHereThroughaWormhole
Yep here too.
IAlwaysUpvoteBirdies
But where is Old Zealand?
duudycalls1
Do you know Jemaine Clement? I love him.
lozneo
Tena koe fellow Kiwi ????
xXComicSansXx
ka pai!
Superchief86
Congrats on the rad country! I went there a couple years ago (from Perth). I fucking loved it. Queenstown is beautiful.
suffyr
Your country is gorgeous and I like your accents better than Australia's. And I have relatives in Australia
Appollin
We think so too here in NZ xD
YippinYak
Australian here, yeah nah fuck off m8, I'll set me kangaroo on ya
ahappyturtlenord
Not really Australian, doesn’t end with “cunt”
YippinYak
Yeah fuck oath cunt, fucked that uo
YippinYak
Up*
Cr1spyEvergr33n
ElizabethHeitkonig
There are a surprising amount of kiwis on here, considering the population
cauliflowersweetandsour
I enjoyed this comment, it made me laugh. Thank you :)
flarmi33
Anyone in Wellington wanna meet up?
rubydoobs21
Flip yes that'd be cool.
hamsterofhappiness
Fuck yeah!!
Resitas
I'm moving there in a few weeks :D
TheBailingSailor
Chur
giitsok
I've been wanting to travel there. I googled places but I want to know what an actual new Zealander recommends. What do you guys recommend
NegativeIAmAMeatPopcicle
And lastly you want to go to the bay of plenty for some fishing and kaikoura for whale watching. On your way you'll find bits of paradise:)
shauxnuff
I lived there for eight months. It's amazing.
NegativeIAmAMeatPopcicle
How ever for culture you need Wellington for Te Papa museum, Auckland for sky tower and amusement, hamner springs/rotorua for hot springs
NegativeIAmAMeatPopcicle
Invercargill has some pretty great walks close by (hump ridge track) Catalina are less than a day away and we have a couple of museums too!
NegativeIAmAMeatPopcicle
That should say the catlins. You can swim with dolphins and see penguins. The museums are truck/bike and one you can operate heavy machinery
Sydonis12
South Island for hiking, North for party and surfing. That's all you do on New Zeland anyway.
ReganD
"Party" lol you can party in the south ;)
AliBarber
Kia ora. I'm back here after being away for two years and it's pretty bloody choice
ProfProffesserson
It's choice? That's.. great
TfinSG
Does Kia Ora mean something? It's a dilutable fruit juice here in Ireland.
RyanBall1
It's from the Maori language. It's a form of greeting, it's like saying "hello" :)
TfinSG
Cooool thanks :) my brother actually has a Maori all blacks rugby jersey ! Really interesting culture.
Kapries
Are kiwibirds common at your area?
PassiveAgressiveOnion
As another New Zealander im going to guess no they are rare in the wild
StichyNZ
We should definitely farm them... Then they wouldn't be endangered. Capitalism finds a way
Kapries
How boring. How long does it take to get to the sea?
NegativeIAmAMeatPopcicle
Lol. We live off the ocean here mate. Cray, oysters, kina, paua, any number of fish.
nameyoucanthate
Not long
xuvial
~10 min drive for me