May 27, 2019 4:16 PM
GorgeousGeorgieous
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tsjamiefrench18
He’s learnding
Kuvajainen
Oook!
saboten13
Fucking micromanagement
soyunfrikinburrito
An orangutan supervising 3 chimpanzees
sesamesnapsinhalf
I don’t like it when my boss looks over my shoulder while I’m working.
PleaseNotTheFace
And here I am asking "Why are they in an enclosure WITH THE ANIMAL?"
ZnRster
Thats the librarian!
Momara
How many humans does it take to fix a cage? Apparently 3 + a supervising ape.
nightclub19
My little doggo used to love watching me use my hands, just like this. I hope she got a pair or two to mess with in the afterlife.
cantona70
Could be any middle manager really. Don’t quite know how to do it, don’t quite know how to help. Knows should be able to do at leat one.
Fucking least
Dyslexicshark
mini beast titan
jethroismaxbaer5772
Supervising is the hardest job.
RikusKhan
I worked for that dude!
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Sittin’ pretty
GeorgeLucasweiss
Thats how all government work is done
Alfa799
Every job done in public needs sidewalk supervisors.
DucHo
Is right dude bald or light deceiving ?
SithShodan
Hell, with enough time watching he may be able to fix it himself ;o
Miguenzo
Smarter than My manager
EnterTheMongoose
How many humans does it take to twist tie some wires?
havock003
I'm not saying this is the case, but if I'm focused on a job in a wild animal's enclosure, I'd prefer to have some backup.
Orangutans are stronger than us, and while they might be friendly and docile, they're still a wild animal.
TriggerHi
Supervised by the librarian.
meganeyangire
Ook.
CPSTforfreeyippee
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a fucking demon right there???
Gauntlet2013
“Caesar must know about this”
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Lmao. And this why you don't let animals with intelligence watch repair work. The next day you find out there's been a jailbreak.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Ad Victorium.
InfOracle
I think he meant Caesar from Plant of the Apes
ThisNameUnavailable
ThatsTheJoke.gif
TotalLiar
Also isn’t that the Brotherhood of Steel? Not Caesar’s Legion.
Ave true to Shady Springs
WhippettheCookie
this monkey has skipped 20000 years of evolution in one afternoon
fizzbot
Four employees being paid for a job where only one monkey is doing all the work
robotec007
five, one is actually filming
Raileks
zero. there are no actual monkeys there.
DankDadBod
Curious George needs a haircut
satanscott
Curious George Harrison
Bimgler
Ook?
Magpiebones
Dartimus
I...I thought they were fixing the wires for an animatronic monkey...
Thesonshade
You want The Planet of the Apes? Because this is how you get The Planet of the Apes.
JacenHorn
Thank you. Came here to make this comment!
Ninjaturdius
This is why i like monkeys, they want to learn stuff
Twolu
Same. Thats why mf bf is black
drinkALLthemilk
fuckinggoddamnshit
Unlike most humans
hydrocarbon82
Only 22% of people consider themselves curious, and only 12% think employers encourage curiosity.
Unless they work in Washington, DC
zenoshogun
We don't call him a monkey.
MarkPenrice
I wouldn't call him a monkey. At least, not within earshot.
NightPainPoe
Apes will learn new skills, but they dont ask questions. It is what separates humans and apes.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
Tis an Ape
Smozzerz
Monkeys are gross. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01-FDEK59Y
Fun fact, Monkeys have tails, this is an ape, one of the 5 Great Apes: Orangutan, Chimpanzee, Gorilla, Bonobo aaaaand Humans
Codox3000
So Goku is a monkey not an ape
phonoodle415
I want more facts
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
And in addition to the Great Apes, there is one more type of ape: the gibbon! The cutest one!!! :)
PonderEgg
The lesser ape, the only ape that practices true monogamy and opera.
oscillatingdogfan
While I’m happy we don’t have creepy hand-feet, I’m also disappointed. Those would so useful.
I have tail
orangatuan
You called?
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Mostly true, but there are tailless Old World monkeys such as Barbary macaques. And both simians and catarrhines are colloquially known ...
as monkeys. Since we apes are a part of both taxa, we're also monkeys.
Probs should have said primeapes, but monkeys came first to mind haha
Easykehl
Prime Ape:
TitanKyojin
I think that e needs to be slashed off and an al to be put there.
thecowkingdom
Mankeys *
Rogahar
Fun primate fact; Bonobo monkeys form their entire society around sex. Sex to procreate, sex to solve arguments, sex to pass time, just sex.
pareidoliaperson
So it's basically a bonobo fact? Not a primate specific fact.
Plenty of homosexual sex, too. They don't care. Sex is sex.
ArchmageTech
That is utterly fascinating
The arguments one gets me the most. If a Male is having a tantrum, a female just lies down infront of him with her legs in the air.
Like "for gods sake Steven calm down and get some strange."
Thegifzlol
Sounds good to me
They're also not very picky when it comes to who gets some; direct family included.
DeathBoogerNinjaTruck
So they are the Alabamans of the ape world?
EvilDeadTed
Cthulhuonabike
What about bondo apes ?
HD2composer
They are good at Autobody work
lazerbeer
What about Samsquanch?
Pookakke
koot4
https://www.ticketscene.ca/uploads/event16291.jpg
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Never forgetty about the yeti
rusrsdude
Or in their modern name, Yeeti
I believe they're chimpanzees
I dont think so but they aren't a well documented species
AssBrisket
Aren't bonobos chimps too?
doritobandito84
They were separated by a long flood, I believe, so they evolved slightly different.
pizzakitten
Bonobos are physically different to chimps. They're more slender and have blacker faces. https://twycrosszoo.org/animals/bonobo/
They're the same genus as chimps, but are their own species. Historically the whole genus was called chimps.
tsjamiefrench18
He’s learnding
Kuvajainen
Oook!
saboten13
Fucking micromanagement
soyunfrikinburrito
An orangutan supervising 3 chimpanzees
sesamesnapsinhalf
I don’t like it when my boss looks over my shoulder while I’m working.
PleaseNotTheFace
And here I am asking "Why are they in an enclosure WITH THE ANIMAL?"
ZnRster
Thats the librarian!
Momara
How many humans does it take to fix a cage? Apparently 3 + a supervising ape.
nightclub19
My little doggo used to love watching me use my hands, just like this. I hope she got a pair or two to mess with in the afterlife.
cantona70
Could be any middle manager really. Don’t quite know how to do it, don’t quite know how to help. Knows should be able to do at leat one.
cantona70
Fucking least
Dyslexicshark
mini beast titan
jethroismaxbaer5772
Supervising is the hardest job.
RikusKhan
I worked for that dude!
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Sittin’ pretty
GeorgeLucasweiss
Thats how all government work is done
Alfa799
Every job done in public needs sidewalk supervisors.
DucHo
Is right dude bald or light deceiving ?
SithShodan
Hell, with enough time watching he may be able to fix it himself ;o
Miguenzo
Smarter than My manager
EnterTheMongoose
How many humans does it take to twist tie some wires?
havock003
I'm not saying this is the case, but if I'm focused on a job in a wild animal's enclosure, I'd prefer to have some backup.
havock003
Orangutans are stronger than us, and while they might be friendly and docile, they're still a wild animal.
TriggerHi
Supervised by the librarian.
meganeyangire
Ook.
CPSTforfreeyippee
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a fucking demon right there???
Gauntlet2013
“Caesar must know about this”
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Lmao. And this why you don't let animals with intelligence watch repair work. The next day you find out there's been a jailbreak.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Ad Victorium.
InfOracle
I think he meant Caesar from Plant of the Apes
ThisNameUnavailable
ThatsTheJoke.gif
TotalLiar
Also isn’t that the Brotherhood of Steel? Not Caesar’s Legion.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Ave true to Shady Springs
WhippettheCookie
this monkey has skipped 20000 years of evolution in one afternoon
fizzbot
Four employees being paid for a job where only one monkey is doing all the work
robotec007
five, one is actually filming
Raileks
zero. there are no actual monkeys there.
DankDadBod
Curious George needs a haircut
satanscott
Curious George Harrison
Bimgler
Ook?
Magpiebones
Ook.
Dartimus
I...I thought they were fixing the wires for an animatronic monkey...
Thesonshade
You want The Planet of the Apes? Because this is how you get The Planet of the Apes.
JacenHorn
Thank you. Came here to make this comment!
Ninjaturdius
This is why i like monkeys, they want to learn stuff
Twolu
Same. Thats why mf bf is black
drinkALLthemilk
fuckinggoddamnshit
Unlike most humans
hydrocarbon82
Only 22% of people consider themselves curious, and only 12% think employers encourage curiosity.
hydrocarbon82
Unless they work in Washington, DC
zenoshogun
We don't call him a monkey.
MarkPenrice
I wouldn't call him a monkey. At least, not within earshot.
NightPainPoe
Apes will learn new skills, but they dont ask questions. It is what separates humans and apes.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
Tis an Ape
Smozzerz
Monkeys are gross. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01-FDEK59Y
GorgeousGeorgieous
Fun fact, Monkeys have tails, this is an ape, one of the 5 Great Apes: Orangutan, Chimpanzee, Gorilla, Bonobo aaaaand Humans
Codox3000
So Goku is a monkey not an ape
phonoodle415
I want more facts
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
And in addition to the Great Apes, there is one more type of ape: the gibbon! The cutest one!!! :)
PonderEgg
The lesser ape, the only ape that practices true monogamy and opera.
oscillatingdogfan
While I’m happy we don’t have creepy hand-feet, I’m also disappointed. Those would so useful.
Gauntlet2013
I have tail
orangatuan
You called?
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Mostly true, but there are tailless Old World monkeys such as Barbary macaques. And both simians and catarrhines are colloquially known ...
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
as monkeys. Since we apes are a part of both taxa, we're also monkeys.
Ninjaturdius
Probs should have said primeapes, but monkeys came first to mind haha
Easykehl
Prime Ape:
TitanKyojin
I think that e needs to be slashed off and an al to be put there.
thecowkingdom
Mankeys *
Rogahar
Fun primate fact; Bonobo monkeys form their entire society around sex. Sex to procreate, sex to solve arguments, sex to pass time, just sex.
pareidoliaperson
So it's basically a bonobo fact? Not a primate specific fact.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Plenty of homosexual sex, too. They don't care. Sex is sex.
ArchmageTech
That is utterly fascinating
Rogahar
The arguments one gets me the most. If a Male is having a tantrum, a female just lies down infront of him with her legs in the air.
Rogahar
Like "for gods sake Steven calm down and get some strange."
Thegifzlol
Sounds good to me
Rogahar
They're also not very picky when it comes to who gets some; direct family included.
DeathBoogerNinjaTruck
So they are the Alabamans of the ape world?
EvilDeadTed
Cthulhuonabike
What about bondo apes ?
HD2composer
They are good at Autobody work
lazerbeer
What about Samsquanch?
Pookakke
koot4
https://www.ticketscene.ca/uploads/event16291.jpg
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Never forgetty about the yeti
rusrsdude
Or in their modern name, Yeeti
GorgeousGeorgieous
I believe they're chimpanzees
Cthulhuonabike
I dont think so but they aren't a well documented species
AssBrisket
Aren't bonobos chimps too?
doritobandito84
They were separated by a long flood, I believe, so they evolved slightly different.
pizzakitten
Bonobos are physically different to chimps. They're more slender and have blacker faces. https://twycrosszoo.org/animals/bonobo/
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
They're the same genus as chimps, but are their own species. Historically the whole genus was called chimps.