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Probablylucy
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MisterPants
Damn. 180⁰ away from being 1/3 Wolverine.
fieldinthecan
How is he not bleeding???
YourComplacencyDefinesYou
That went deep!
nommek
Got an Xacto knife in same spot last year. Severed 2 tendons and a nerve. 2 surgeries and the pinky doesn't work. Feel your pain. Literally.
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
as an art student, ive cut myself by LOOKING at exacto knives
TheVolunteer
Lack of blood Concerns me
whereintheworldisfozziebear
This is why, if you're ever stabbed, don't remove the knife. It makes a great stopper. :)
TheVolunteer
that is a handy hint sir! i'm a firefighter and that might come in very handy indeed :)
reaperhugs
Where... where is his blood?
whereintheworldisfozziebear
This is why, if you're ever stabbed, don't remove the knife. It makes a great stopper. :)
JJJJ4
Or anything your punctured with for that matter. Let the professionals do it.
adamrj
Who punches clay?
mwoodman
Gumby haters.
starfoxy
It needs to be beat around to knock out the air bubbles, too. Those can ruin a sculpture when they expand in the kiln. It's fun to punch!
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
My reaction if:
OrCandy
this! YES!
DamageInc
Your name is fitting...
superheroesAREreal
I want to upvote this more than once, it's that good.
ProsecutorsWillBeViolated
That acutally looks more like a needle than an exacto knife. Still painful shit. http://www.starmountainpottery.com/images/needle.jpg
XoxElisaXox
Indeed. All those sharp tools have really done my hands some damage. Can't imagine this. This is why you paddle clay.
dreamingofthestars
I was thinking the exact thing! I cut off part of my thumb with an exacto knife, and that is not how it was in proportion to my hand.
OdoyleRulez
Thank you! I took a slab building class and we used these. I now use it to clean ash from bowls haha. Handy as hell.
Gnarrface
You're right. As an artist, Needles are actually a very important tool in a potters arsenal.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
You really don't want one of those up your arsenal.
Gnarrface
http://i1025.photobucket.com/albums/y320/A_Easier_Ending/gifs/ouch.gif
funinthesun
Literally, my jaw dropped. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouchie. Ouchie. Nope.
jyavoc
WHY WAS THERE NO NSFW TAG?!
mackymillan
I just felt my hand shrivel. Then I almost threw up. Then I died inside.
Drewsef
Probablylucy
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/colbert.gif
RampidCthulhu
This fits so perfectly I could hear him screaming.
brusilov
This is quite accurate, except my eyes are also closed!
helpidontknowmyname
My whole body contorted in distress and I have to hit next now.
yanazuki4
thats me right now
PMmeYourTatas
Perfect
MalevolentTeaparty
THIS. EXACTLY.
blacksun
SWEET JESUS CHRIST! NOOOOOOOOOPE!
SirGentlemanGrizzlyFighterEsquire
STAB STAB MUTHAFUCKA
mediocremedic
Lol you're not developmentally mature. Also, find a good hand surgeon.
ohnoanotherputz
My reaction to this picture: AHhHHHHHhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! OH.... Ah... Ugh.... Oh god no....
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
Had the exact same reaction!
TotalMrAlien
same
MrsTheRock
Exactly!!!
californicated
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE YOU BASTARD NOPE
StrawberryGeladdict
My exact reaction
SavageClay
My username is very relevant. I try to warn people!
Stray647
Now I'm giggling
FaptasticFingers
You do this world a great kindness.
squip
In a million years I'd have never thought your username would be relevant. I stand corrected. :)
SavageClay
It just...comes out of nowhere like that. Like an exacto knife from a mound of clay.
squip
Well played, sir :)
Gustave13
Clayface, Batman TAS
defibrillator
that's what i was thinking... "uhh batman villain, hello??"
CheeseItWereBoned
i really hope my name never becomes relevant :/
arsavage
Please tell me Savage is your last name...
SavageClay
I may neither confirm nor deny this.
ForssFagerstrom
But, I want to believe Clay Guida is an Imgurian :(
Twec21
Might be the most relevant username I've ever seen
WibblyWobblyTimeyWhimeyStuff
Lucky. My name shall never be relevant. D:
Symbiosis
As i understand it, your name is relevant in every picture, because it's never relevant in any, confuzzled? sorry, ill go now.
lmRelevant
sorry bro
EvilTroyandEvilAbed
you saying that made it relevant...
MouseratFormerlyScarecrowBoat
You knew.....You knew all along!
cantstayforever
I find your lack of blood disturbing
bieresdelameuse
While thee blade certainly cut some, it's mostly a puncture wound, and as they are better at missing veins n stuff, they tend to bleed less.
kakum31
Clay. The anti-blood.
angeh32
Me too. It should bleed, right?
CheapTrickAndACheesyOneLiner
the clay clogged it up im sure!
LoveEngineFive
Super clean cuts don't tend to bleed. :)
FireMedic2008
Kvothe. That's the only answer.
samobellows
Props for obscure Kvothe the Bloodless reference! *claps*
FireMedic2008
Why thank you! Wasn't sure anyone knew the book.
samobellows
It's not terribly well known, but i loved it. Kingkiller Chronicle, by Patrick Rothfuss for those interested enough to read this far in. :P
GnomeChompski
I cannot wait for book 3. Although I have no idea how Rothfuss can wrap up the story in one book.
FireMedic2008
It's been an amazingreadso far!
DrivingTheBus
Welcome to puncture wounds.
Calmosity
There is a tiny bit of blood there if you zoom in above the knife ;)
chocoeva
take it out and there will not be lack of blood :D think of it as a cork!
1muricaplz
Thank God for all that clay in there! Could have been a mess.
whereintheworldisfozziebear
This is why, if you're ever stabbed, don't remove the knife. It makes a great stopper. :)
zenode
The smile at the end of this reply makes this goddamn creepy
icangetyouatoebythreeoclockthisafternoonwithnailpolish
And makes a good hive for bacteria. Swings and roundabouts I suppose
superskin
i hope to not need this info in the future......best to be prepared though ;)
zazafrazz
Oh come on... you're superskin. You can't be stabbed silly! Your skin's super powers will save you!
CaptainRedHat
HOW ARE YOU NOT BLEEDING????!!!!
AdorableEvil
Clay is a REALLY good bandage.
WhyWolf
The knife acts as a cork and keeps the wound from bleeding.
Whichtwitchiswhich
awl.
twisster76
Point taken.
driferso227
The laughter I got from this comment effectively subdued the nope I got from the image. +1 for you good sir.
eljakeo
ba-dum, CH!
knittaplease
Based on the fusion of the bones, this guy is around 16 or 17. Based on the knife, this guy is dumb.
PapaBruno
I fully agree with your analysis:
aplomb
Taking first anatomy course: all I can determine is that the end point of the exacto knife is at scaphoid. Still proud of myself!
knittaplease
You're beating me, because I can't remember carpals. Juvenile osteology courses ftw!
imgonnatakeurcds
I was thinking the same thing.
knittaplease
Over-the-internet osteology high five!
PapaBruno
whoa, I totally posted the high five image above without first seeing this :) Triple high five!
SpicyQ
You should be top comment
knittaplease
That's where the science belongs!
jaimsvanderbeek
Reverse Wolverine!
Lambpasty
Just like Reverse-Spiderman's ability to die immediately when he sees a spider!
MyLightBulbJustBurnedOut
Is this a new sex position? It sounds painful.
SpaztiC829
I gave you your 420th point! I giggled.
samgurian
First time I laughed out loud all day!
Destin
I wasn't going to login, but then i saw you.
MindRape
easily top 10 worst super powers
totallyawesomesweetalabamaliquidsnake
worst. superpower. ever.
shua86
bahahahahahaha
MyLightBulbJustBurnedOut
Pandi66
dyslexic wolverine
imyourzer0
Jeezus did I lol at that. Well played, sir. Well played.
allonsybadwolf
WHO PUTS AN EXACTO KNIFE HIDDEN INSIDE OF CLAY??
Scipio1770
assholes in an art class.
gimmemoartearightnow
Trolls
Darksideunicorn
an a-hole! lol
Pandi66
my bf teaches kids art. he found a razor blade in their clay once. it's recycled clay.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
It is an early iron age artifact dropped in an ancient river bed.
allonsybadwolf
You. I like you.
misterstinkydroolface
Obama
IKilledKennyAndIAmABastard
It's to cut and shape clay.
allonsybadwolf
Yes, I know what it's for, but why would one be completely hidden inside a lump of clay?
superkuper
I don't know, lucifer himself?
yepnope
This guy’s classmate
fakesocks
The same kind of people who put razors in candy apples? Maybe.
nightfall
the same people that leave knives in the sink
enav
The Clay fighters
emtman
A jackass, that's who.
HerroDer
Idiots with no regard for safety.
Magnivore
WHY PUNCH CLAY IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
letsnotgotocamelottisasillyplace
WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU!?
Illegitimatekitten
WHY NOT?
SquareZer0
Either what wombatsanders said, or just because it's a soft, amorphous thing that's fun to smack around? I dunno.
napoleonbonerfarte
It's a good stress release, in addition to what wombatsanders said.
Impossibrew
Because it's fun Magnivore
TinyTim77
Because Minecraft.
Fossphorus
ART TEACHERS!
BringMeTheBacon
Satan
BirdAndBearAndHareAndFish
WHO PUNCHES CLAY? I mean, who actually punches clay?
omnomageddon
You have to knead the clay to get the air bubbles out. Punching is a more fun version of that.
Cthulhukitten
This guy
gabbyh
(1)i have cut myself on the following items the woodshop guys next to our class room put into our clay (they don't like us...) :
gabbyh
nails, pieces of pvc pipe, broken up cinderblocks, pencils, needle tools, and broken glass. people suck! they also put dead things in there
AstroWolf
You should sabotage all their tools, especially the safety measures on any circular saws.
gabbyh
uhhh i don't think i could purposefully hurt another person so severely, even if they did do some fucked up shit to me!
AstroWolf
Heh, I was kidding, but you really shouldn't let them do that to you, that's awful.
JJJJ4
Um, isn't that illegal?
gabbyh
probably, but since everything is outside we couldn't PROVE it was them, but everyone knew it was.
JJJJ4
What about fingerprints on the items inside the clay? Hee Hee, hidden camera!
enjeruluca
Probably the same assholes that put nails inside dog treats at the parks :(
ThroughTheLookingGlass
what???
Ivehaditwithyouidiots
Yeah, that didn't happen.
notlaika
I can basically guarantee it was a mistake - exactos are common clay-room tools. Irresponsible classmate, but probably not malicious.
Pharya
I envy the little world your brain lives in... so innocent... so untouched by reality... :(
enjeruluca
As an art student I'm aware, just picking on the irresponsibility. I couldn't hold one without protective gloves myself.
notlaika
I made sure I didn't leave mine on a table where it could get wedged in or recycled accidentally - by keeping it in my water bucket D:
enjeruluca
They really are a nightmare to handle, no matter how incredibly useful they are.
xenadukem
the devil.
malign
Insanity wolf.
ThisIsWhyIimgur
Some men just want to watch the world learn
AGrizzlyAaron
The same people that put cinderblocks in their piles of leaves to keep people from driving through them.
allonsybadwolf
But how would that *keep* people from diving into them? Wouldn't that just injure them AFTER the diving already happened??
BeeExpert
Deterrence
AGrizzlyAaron
A guy in my town used to do it...really screwed up the alignment on the truck of a friend of mine.
AGrizzlyAaron
Yes. But if you're aware that it happened, you'll sure avoid driving through piles of leaves, won't you?
alatham
Driving, not diving, though your point still stands.
JJJJ4
I live in an area that we don't need to rake up leaves so serious question here. Where are the leaves that people are driving through them?
AGrizzlyAaron
In most places if you leave a pile on the curb the city will come by and pick them up.
JJJJ4
Oh, I see. I always thought you had to put them in bags. Thanks for letting me know!
AGrizzlyAaron
Some places make you bag them. Most don't these days, they just have trucks with vacuum hoses attached come back and suck them up.
Bryntastic
its actually called a needle tool; its used in ceramics all the time. :) the more you know!
allonsybadwolf
Haha, I know! I've taken a few ceramics classes. I'm terrible. But my comment was more of, why would there be one completely hidden in a lum
allonsybadwolf
p of clay?
mycatisblind
Looks like he was playing Legend of Zelda on Extreme mode.
LadyFox7
High Schoolers...
sinbios
Someone tired of people punching their clay all the time?
TooTiredToThink
First comment to make me genuinely laugh all day. +1 to you, good Imgurian
OriginalUsername2
Is "stop punching my clay" the new "get off my lawn"?
DamnTomatoDamnit
If this becomes a thing I'll dance naked in Times Square on a fucking Saturday night!!!
tinysnake
pics or it never will happen.
MetalGreymon
You've clearly never been to art collage...
DangerZoneh
Dude... All collages are art.
cutecatpicturesarewhyimhere
Or to art college.
MetalGreymon
Well played.
JeepFreak1941
I used to be an art aide in high school. After dealing with the death machine of a mixer. It could have been worse.
NotTheHero
Jeff wishes he did that with the New Mexico doctor.
LeroyJenkem
a fucking asshole!!!!
enternius
THE SAME PEOPLE THAT PUT RAZOR BLADES IN APPLES
Dooduope
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5hgsE3mBBQ
utgort
The same type that puts spikes in trees to maim lumberjacks.
amahran
OH MY GOD THAT MADE ME CRINGE TO ALL HELL!
enternius
GOOD LORD, PEOPLE SUCK.
IDrawPokemon
Ow. Y_Y
Ivehaditwithyouidiots
Urban legend.
ImaFreakImaweirdo
That happened to my brother when we were kids. No lie!
TacoPuncher
That happened only once to my knowledge and it was the kids own parents trying to kill him
Ponyrider
Whaaaa??
Solisav
OR EXPLOSIVES. THAT'S WHY I CUT MY APPLES BEFORE EATING THEM.
GoogleFucker
OH MY GOD. YES.
NotTheManhattenProject
Don't make much noise. Just little pops, and there's three guys that just kinda end at the ribcage.
Solisav
Yay! You got the reference! But that's not much of a surprise here.
berkay
some people stick razor blades into the joints of waterslides
Leroy1234
Omfg really?
berkay
i remember when they first opened a water slide/pool in Istanbul,some animal(s) kept doing it..+spread among religious psychopaths for a bit
berkay
no need to tell ya that the place closed shorty, culprits not caught and millions of hours of fun were not had in return
jprocks97
an evil fucking genius
Divilio
It's a needle tool, commonly used in ceramics to build and decorate pieces
allonsybadwolf
Yes, I know what it's for, but why would one be completely hidden inside a lump of clay?
HarryPotterGeek
To be an asshole.
dawkward
Someone probably left the tool in their water bucket, forgot, and recycled the clay/water into a mixer to make new clay, surprise included!
AtypicalTitan
I took ceramics last semester, and someone did this. The TA was super pissed.... at least he didn't punch it.
horsebananas
I always feared this when reaching into the reclaim bin, but by some miracle never found anything worse than a moldy chamois.
ArtHistoryMadeMePoor
Cats
Lambpasty
DULY. FUCKING. NOTED.
homegrownivy
BEST. COMMENT. EVER.
VanessaBabie
In all seriousness, you're probably excited as fuck that you got top comment with 3 words.
Lambpasty
I have literally no idea how this happened.
Kitastrophe
Because we were all thinking the exact same thing. Cheers!
Ashestoart
Are you the same guy that screamed about the black girl catching a chair?
lizamay91
I can hardly type I cringed so bad!
TheOneWhomPotatoesFear
I accidentally jabbed a pair of scissors into my palm one time. Didn't even notice until I started looking for the scissors..
SayCarRamRod
I cut my thumb right up the center, cut the tendon in half, had 14 stitches and surgery. Now I have so many scars, I've lost count.
PtrkLnk
Once I jabbed this large pair of scissors into my thumb, I noticed, mostly because of the large pools of blood. I had to get stitches in it.
TheOneWhomPotatoesFear
I didn't bleed at all, or feel any pain, it was weird. I just pulled them out laughing lol
PtrkLnk
I actually did not feel any pain all, I guess it broke off the nerves or something. I did scream a bit, but it was out of the shock of it.
bbernie13
This is...so hard....the best caption. Exactly my reaction haha.
IHopeYouFindItSoon
That being said, good on that guy for being able to punch what looks like 5 inches into clay. FALCON.............. PUNCH!
hedduha
This was just on That 70's Show!
michelleallison
your comment is censored on the front page.. i thought they stopped doing that.
pizzapatrol
thats deep bro
boredommademedothis
cringing the fuck out
SharpSponge
ImSoHungryICouldEatACoupleTacosOrABurgerOrSomethingIdk
This. This is a much prettier, blonde, female version of me at this moment. 8O...
scsj
actually me right now :(
fumble
I can't believe this is how you spell Duly. It looks so weird. Duly DULY.
Lambpasty
I kept thinking that after I typed it. Sort of like if you say "Squirrel" out loud enough times you're eventually like "HOW IS THIS A WORD"
ashmenon
There's a term for that phenomenon. It's called...called..called...called...holy fuck do we actually say "called"?
SlickLily
Did you know that if someone is not logged into an account your comment is seen as 'DULY. <3ING. NOTED.'?
Lambpasty
No, and that's as confusing as it is amusing.
chelseak2012
I'm cringing so hard that I am almost to the point of vomiting.
JeNeSaisTwat
/r/LifeProTips
TheStigandTheStig
Must be funny to see a kid punch clay then start screaming really loud.
TheRealGrimReaper
I love you.
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shugabritches85
what does /r/ mean??
shadowex3
Request
korrakas
Subreddit.
IDrawPokemon
Its a needle tool though. Not exacto knife. Its a tool made for clay working. so it's not completely strange. But still a stupid idea.
lyeNarsenic
And from the tool's depth in his hand, wouldn't it have been visible when he hit the clay? Or did he use super-ninja-punch to decimate clay?
Tolkienfan57
Super-Ninja-Punch
Taur622
Guys, his tendons would be SEVERED if it were an Exacto-knife. This gentleman is indicating that important hand stuff was only moved around.
bbernie13
Green jacket, Gold jacket...Who gives a shit!?
ninepaw
I upvote you just for the reference. Love it!
bbernie13
No problem haha
IDrawPokemon
Just saying jeez. ._.
bbernie13
:)
deebojones
If I'm about to get eaten by a bear, I'm pretty sure I don't want someone to point out it's in fact a grizzly and not a brown bear. :)
1muricaplz
Grizzly bears are left handed and prefer belly rubs, while brown bears like gin and hammers. The more you know!
CFH4DMB
...or put your hand in a mixer. like my buddy.(graphic)
youwantrelevancewellillgiveyourelevancy
I am so glad I accidentally opened the comments and read them before I clicked on the graphic...which I will not be doing. NOPE!
JJJJ4
Wish I hadn't clicked. :-(
PotooGeatAndWise
Damn you...
genericaccount12345
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?
indigoswash
No WAY am I clicking on that. This non-bloody stab wound was bad enough! :P *walking away*
UpDownStrangeCharmBottomTop
OH MY SHIT I'M LOOSING MY SHIT AND I'M AT THE LIBRARY WHY WHY WHY
Pamburger
fouroutoffivecatslikeme
that looks very real
Tuttle
WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS. PLEASE SOMEONE HOLD ME. I JUST... SOMEONE...
no1uknow
if you think that's bad, then never, ever, and I MEAN FUCKING NEVER go to http://imgur.com/r/spacedicks
p4r4n0ik4
So is that the new Rotten.com?
TheSpoopiest
ok thanks for the nightmares
reviewsquadron
More importantly, why would you take a picture when your fingers are fallin off?!
CFH4DMB
His GF took it.They are at the hospital already.That bucket is iodine or something.as a guy,unless its not life threatening, we want a pic:)
OllieNotAPotato
I HATE MYSELF FOR LOOKING
JJJJ4
Between the original post and your pic I'm severely nauseous, and I have a pretty strong stomach!
punkrawk97
I wanna click on it soooooooooooooooooooo badly....
JJJJ4
Don't, just don't. It's so much worse that I imagined...
CFH4DMB
It's not that bad. Gory but not life threatening or anything. It's just a hand so you can rest well knowing he essentially is fine.
Ezzybells
It's actually not that bad. I imagined worse.
Probablylucy
I was waiting for the 'Why would you click on that' dog.
codenametrixie
I totally thought that's what it would be :(
LordSauron
You weren't the only one... but I always check the commnts, so was saved tbis time around.
julietxo
I always ignore the warnings. I really need to stop doing that. Brb gonna go crawl in a hole now. Maybe wash my brain with soap and water.
Dominian
Are you a spacedick FAGET?
CFH4DMB
Lol, huh ?!?
CFH4DMB
I'm up voting this because I don't know what it means so I'm assuming its a joke not to be taken seriously :)
SillyCatFace
How did this even happen?
CFH4DMB
Nothing too interesting. He works on pools and a piece of paper flew into the mixer that mixes the gunnite. The rest is self explanatory
ProsecutorsWillBeViolated
I'm tempted to click this...guys? A little help?
JJJJ4
It's rough. Can't ever unsee. I had considered wound care therapy profession. Now I'm not so sure.
InformallyFormal
Strong stomache, wanna see some shit? Click. Otherwise? Go. Far away.
CFH4DMB
It's finger trauma so at least you know he's essentially alright. But yes it's pretty intense
codenametrixie
It looks like Walking Dead special effects make up. At least that's what I'm telling myself to avoid PTSD
CFH4DMB
Lol. That's exactly what I thought when I got the pic in his text. Took me a minute to realize it was serious.
kallan0100
That shit is SICK! Thanks for sharing! I was expecting the dog, but for once my sick curiosity was satisfied.
CFH4DMB
Haha, no prob ! I'm sure he's glad he could satisfy that side of you.
kallan0100
My satisfaction aside, I hope your friend isn't feeling too bad about losing a fingertip :S
naarmu
SHIT WHAT NO WHY NO OH GOD SHIT
Thingamajig
The pain is one thing. But living with the scars the rest of your life has gotta suck...
CFH4DMB
Yeah, he was actually really bummed with himself that he did something so stupid.