Sally Kohn is all of us.
When Aisha Tyler tells you that if you let a Dolphin ejaculate in you it's so explosive it will blow out your guts.
We're gonna win.
Watching Bitcoin yesterday.
As soon as I dry, somebody dies.
I'm coming for you Imgur.
MRW watching Amy Schumer
MRW I hear the George Zimmerman shooter plans to use ‘stand your ground’ defense to clear his name.
MRW I very carefully and strategically plan out my life.
You've got a little something on your face.
MRW when I survived the holidays only to find myself back at work.
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When you are the last at the party but still not ready to go home.
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Badadump dum
Yesterday was my cake day!
WEEEEE nothing can ruin this day!
1 Building that looks like me watching GoT Characters
Shit just goat real.
Tard hates it more than the rest of us.
Chewy is my spirit animal.
First time I've ever wanted to be a sloth.
I just finished all 7 seasons of Buffy for the 4th time and today I still feel like I've woken up and all my friends are gone.
Everyone wins!
Relax. It's just a whale's blow hole.
Going through old baby pics of my son and immediately saw the resemblence
What it feels like sometimes.
MRW the waiter comes by to ask me how my meal is.
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So we introduced the christmas tree to my cat yesterday
MRW I read my own Gallery Comments all together and out of context.
MRW my one job is to carry a live baby jesus in the Christmas Pageant
MRW I try to get out of my memory foam bed in the morning.
MRW I'm asked if I'm "trying to get into a secret imgur downvote club or something"
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I'm not even mad when I see this one again. I laugh every goddamn time.
This door ate my mom
Imgur use your Internet superpowers to make this the most hated man on the planet.