Photography 101: Basic photography angles and shots

The "Step 1: Be attractive"

The "It's awfully hot here, don't you think?"

The "I swear I'm a swan"

The "Oh shit oh shit oh shit"

The "Matrix"

The "Save your camera at all costs"

The "Irwin"

The ol' "My father was a man, my mother was a man and my wife is also a man" [Classic technique. Do not attempt. You do not live

The "Airborne Selfie"

The "Me, too!"

The "It's C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-old"

The "Chameleon"

The "AAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH I'M SO SORRY I'LL SELL MY CAMERA!"

The "I sold my camera. For a bigger one."

The "I need to develop peripheral vision"

The "I need to develop underwater vision"

The "No ragrets"

The "Human Igloo"

The "Pardon me, am I in your shot?"

The "My balls are way way way bigger than yours"

The "Swiggity swooty, I'll do anything for that booty"

The "I'm not afraid of my wife"

The "You see Ivan, more camera mean better shot"

The "I don't care if it's illegal" [Advanced technique. Do not attempt unless you're not afraid of jail time]

The "Its okay if I pooped my pants because it'll get washed in a moment anyway"