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Jan 9, 2021 3:44 AM
Dankyoupro
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KawaiiTinkies
"DEERRRRRIIIIICCCK!"
VibratingNipples
harrison100012
Straight to Jail.
dieflydie
gingernuts4me
salzter11
He stayed home? Knowing the FBI was looking for him? Wow. Ignorance at its best!
harrison100012
What did they all Expect .HaHaHa!
dontrike
Then his grandma had to come out and say he's a good boy.
SaturnineCult
Funny that I always felt FBI were just some oppressive assholes, but now they seem to be rare people that are actually doing their job.
LMTMFA
Crazy ain't it, but it really does feel like those "autonomous" three letter agencies are keeping shit together.
VeryTechnical
Well isn't it the result of my own actions
woozle
RocksRoll89
EasiestE
I would like to upvote this twice.
FarQuad
This is exactly the kind of house I would expect someone with that IQ to live in.
Woestkonijn
Just a thought, did they take this risk because they thought they would be successful and they would be in charge after that?
dalaiyoda
That is a fair and rational interpretation of the acts of people who are far, far away from both those qualities.
drakionx
My previous friends thought they were holy soldiers in a war of good vs evil and would be decarated heros, memorialized in history.
Inmate45
I would say that's what a LOT of these people thought.
GRaffted
apacheian
Don’t forget Trumps recently introduced 10 yr minimum.
ReggieWarrhol
Tells you how intelligent the average dumper fan is.
pumper
I hear they are only getting charger with trespassing with max 1 year prison sentence (including the guy who stole the mail).
didja20
Uhm FRIKKN DUH!
Marine0311
SWEEET!!!!
UrbanSteveIrwin
They want the big fish. All will talk and walk. We will be bitching about it in a few months
jonnyc78
1 down hope he doesn't get butt hurt
mikehoskins12
But..but.. he said we were PATRIOTS!!
Awmph
tipcity
LousySunGod
Conspiracy to commit sedition.
DukePhelan
And accessory to murder.
Solkanarmy
they all need the felony murder charge, every single one of them
TechnicallyTrueIGuess
LOL What a moron!
japana78
Reading this had me laughing in tears!
MissSpelledTattoo
Weblord
Always relevant. Thank you.
WillieAndMartinHandcartCompanies
10 years. Lock him up.
bob1331
All these people could get clapped with felony murder too
Juggler
Jackpot123
Nah, don't waste our tax dollars. Try for treason, and I'd happily execute these traitorous dogs no problem myself. They won't learn.
LookingLikeASnack
Executions are a lot pricier than most people realize. At least the non-lynchy ones are.
bl0rpen
Mistakes could be.. made.
garbagecatlady
Firing squad please, while I sip my wine.
RaccKing21
We could group them up and use them for target practice with A-10 Thunderbolts. Or use the Mod 2 instead of rifles.
MrFancyPanzer
What did he expect?
Inmate45
arkadun
He expected the coup to work and claim he himself was a hero and not a traitor
FlyingMonkeyPoo
Presidential pardon?
georgejimmydoodle
A medal. He expected King Donald I to give him a medal.
LAMovieDesign
Light treason?
F900EX
Poor boys
AverySillyName
His heroes face no consequences, why would he?
TechnicallyTrueIGuess
Well he's a lawmaker, so probably this, I hope.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Lol not that
WeeemRCB
Pat on the back. Now it'll be a pat on the shoulder in prison.... because bumsex
colderfish
A cabinet position
nova1124
He expected a successful coup.
Inmate45
anengineerandacat
Yes... successful coup without decent weapons; were they expecting the military to be like "Oh no, they closed the Capitol doors" and stop?
TheHumanCentipanzer
They thought the entire military followed Trump which may have been the majority circa 2016 but not now.
dyxj
They expected Trump to back them, and the military to follow their commander-in-chief. Womp womp.
wanderinhebrew
The plan was for one member of congress to be killed. Trump would declare martial law, which would have halted the transition indefinitely.
DjBEEFY
I mean... yeah? Probably. Many police literally moved the barriers for them to storm by.
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
To be a hero to his adoring fans and elected to a higher office that got him out of WV
BionicRagdoll
Oh he'll get out of WV, and into a federal prison. Good fhcking riddance.