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May 1, 2016 2:45 AM
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unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
Muthafucka do splits on trees
blarglebrle
Sup babe, betcha can't do this?
TheFirstDoctor
Aang?
Ashabud
As smooth as can be
GodApollo
God damn it, where is the tumblr post about the swarm of children doing the bee thing where they vibrate thier bodies to kill the attacker?
SweetBabyYeezus
wot
HighSocietyGhetto
#splitsontrees
DarkThaumaturge
I ain't no bootleg Precious!
thisistheaccountiusewhenimbanned
this dude could whop 90% of imgur users asses
DiViCWall
* 90.714286 (90 & 5/7)
intenseasthecircus
I think I could take... 20 5 year olds, before winding. Let Mr. Shaolittle come at me.
GrapeVan
I could definitely beat up a 205 year old.
prakajr3
You can take a short quiz online to see how many 5-year-olds children you could take on.
DDeelicious
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thesarahpowellexperience
I've worked at a daycare. I can take 8 four year olds and 2 three year olds all at once. I practiced.
thisistheaccountiusewhenimbanned
I could hear their little feet +1
intenseasthecircus
Only pitter patter you'll be hearing is the sweat from my brow and the blood from tiny, broken children. Like a buffet of Chinese kinderpain
joedan31
Yeah. These are those kids that struggle with basketball layup bc they're not strong enough to get the ball that high
BluePringlez
5 year olds are savage and small but are very quick and witty and flexible. This one kid was like a ninja on the monkey bars. Flips n shit
BluePringlez
I can't even de with 6 5 year olds. 20 is too much for one person - as a camp counsoler trust me pls
BluePringlez
Ex* camp counsoler*
intenseasthecircus
Yeah, but you have one problem. You have to return them alive.
BluePringlez
holy shit u rite
Upinthecold
As a preschool teacher who actually fights kids on a daily basis. Just run in a circle and the fuck ers will knock themselves out for you
Upinthecold
If you are brought to ground. You might be swarmed pull ankles to make them drop backwards. That opens room to get away.
Upinthecold
Or just put a hand on head and throw it sideways. Three or four will stumble over the one you dropped. Rest will have to run around.
Upinthecold
And yeah. I actually fight em :-p aggression play is important to learn to control emotions and show empathy.
Upinthecold
Bonus. Do this for a month or two and the balance they learn is amazing. A nudge to the head is no longer sufficient