DOUBLE TAP YOURSELF, FUCK FACE.

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FUCK THESE POSTS

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FP EDIT: GO FUCK YOURSELF

parkiparki

Thank you!

10 years ago |

Rexwar

USE YOUR ANGAH. IT MAKES YOU STRONGAH!!!

AaronFarr

Feel the dark side !!!!

goirish68

Don't be shy, tell us how you really feel.

ThawedCaveman

As a desktop user, I hate them too.

royoten

Imgur always has the worst trends. Why do I come here?

DeadpoolIsMySpiritAnimal

Remember that user submitted is looking for good comments and posts. Unless that's where you came from, then you are free to go.

EsadfomeMatt

PuffTart

Beat me to it

Ki3r4nn

I fell for this MONTHS ago when it first got released. Upon realising the functionality they received an amended downvote.

BarryMoore

Most of the Imgur fads are stupid and pointless.

TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING

I sometimes forget that imgur is thousands and thousands of people and not one being...

Splodgey

One being is just thousands and thousands of cells

And one cell is just millions and millions of molecules

stepdude

And one molecule is just tree fiddy

Ahhh damnit lockness monster i aint giving you no three fiddy

NuclearWinter2

TL;DR

I think he might like it

snacktothefuture

I agree, but

17AndDeadInside

This

Wojta

IrishNexus

I don't get what they mean, Is double tapping a mobile app thing?

cookseancook

I would also like to know this.

IOnlyUploadReposts

When you tap your screen twice you give an upvote

Oh sneaky! Dont see how that made it so popular

ServeAndOffend

It's also a porn thing.

Justitia

HA! and EWWW...

AskMeAbout3DPrinting

Post before this was one. Don't worry I clicked on it just to downvote it.

Cbshank

This post is currently second on the front page for me behind one of those posts.. Don't worry I down voted it just for you though <3

KingOfShortPants

Agreed. As well as the "up vote the money _____".

Wing126

Can we get "Boop the snoot" and other variations of the sort banned? It adds nothing to the site and it's straight up vote whoring.

CompanysOkay

PizzaPringler

I double tapped this, because I also hate that crap.

Dumbladorable

What's worse is that people upvote that shit. Not that it matters, these are nothing but virtual internet points.

pancreas

what's worse is that people upvote THIS shit. I've skipped every 'double tap' post because they're boring. No reason to get angry...

Elusivehawk

As a PC user, I hate them too. There's more to Imgur's community than the mobile app.

KatieKalavinka

Unpopular opinion? Hell no. But take my upvote anyway.

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failphins2

Unpopular opinion puffin has turned into a covert "downvote me to oblivion" to get upvotes

visce

At the moment, I count 6 of them on FP with 10k+ votes. Lotta people like them for some reason.

MrStarkLord

I down voted every single one of them.

forgotmyoldusernameclassic

That'll show 'em.

Aerolfoz

Hopefully reporting them for not belonging on imgur will... because they luiterally don't.

If enough people do, it literally will....

ToK16

I double-tap upvoted because I agree, but I'm also a jerk.

KennDeDeDe

I HATE THEM TOO

idontcheckmynotifications

Where's the tl;dr version?

Millillion

HE HATES IT

Equinox13

In the title.

scratchimo1

He loves them

NamelessAndrew

Exactly 789 words. You're welcome, random citizen.

1048

tmiller360

I upvoted you to 789 upvotes. I feel like I did a thing

notevenaname

From where to where? I see more than 789 words.

sdavis002

Slightly longer than my upcoming college essay.

CrazedBananas

KittenMittensofSteel

That means he said, "I HATE THEM" 263 times.

mirdreams

Why thank you kind sir.

RaggedyGirl

Wow... that's a lot of hate. O.o

CyanideFlavour

Words-789, Characters (including spaces)-3156, Characters (without spaces)-2368, Syllables-1052.

Ryebread91

Easy there. Lets get you back inside before you start counting pixels and bytes.

O 3o''

charro114

You're doing god's work

Vijo

Did you just assume that I'm a citizen!?

Timexican

800 word essay on arachnids plagiarized! Thanks for the material @OP

toddscat

There are 14 total replies, and 691 total up votes.

l3Emon

A simple Ctrl-f could do that in seconds, don't think that your really helping anyone.

truthsmiles

I don't even get why it's a thing.

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thegr8rambino

Lol same

DorkyVora

A lot of them are click bates but the ones that I have seen on the front page are 2 taps. I.e. the Canadian's one is 2 maple tree taps

VeteranKamikaze

It's literally just "Upvote this post regardless of content!" but phrased in a way that's somehow acceptable.

martinge

On mobile double tap = +1

serpentgawd

Like I said before, fucking 12 year olds and their stupid fucking shit, IMGUR used to be fun!

Aelinsaar

That, the low quality dumps, and the "adjective Cat/Dog"

MuchoTakeitEasy

there needs to be a way to select a post to not appear on your feed. That would make things more tolerable....

Samaedag

I'm so glad I'm not the only one confused.

trujello2013

It was when there double tap feature was new, why it's coming back is beyond me, but it's stupid and annoying. Repost everything even when

It doesn't make sense to I guess

BeSublime

Puns.

MileHighLivin

Its gives an animation and upvotes on the app. It started as a way to make you boop cat noses and touch butts. Now it's a pun.

hollybadass

Up votes. Everyone wants to get all the points!!! To marry @sarah and rule the world together!

airmack

You are all thinking about it to hard. It does not mean anything.

CooltrainerAida

There's no definitive way to describe fads. Once something takes off, others will follow, regardless of the content.

sexyGandalf12

Especially when someone makes a post about another post they got nothing to do with

Bobsaq

When it says double tap. It means there are two things on the screen that are taps. Beer tap, syrup tap, shoot twice is a double tap. Puns

seanyamz

Username checks out

Arkanrais

because people are thick as shit. it's hthe same as "x is asleep. upvote y." the brain dead around here cant do anything without being told

FreakishlyWhiteWoman

For points.

vitfall

The dumps and the "money cat/dog/rock" shit too.

dagg3r

Go and top 10 imgur posts.. One is of a heart asking for you to press 0 twice.. Which favorites and unfavs but leaves the upvote

ginandtonicisanacquiredtaste

I am baffled by many things the imgur populous up votes.

Wombatish

PSA you still can't take upvotes back on Android mobile. Have fun accidentally double tapping the spam while trying to scroll or zoom :c

CritterJoe

why camo "I cant see something" and doge/much/wow are? Just so herd can gather and annoy people.

takeoffurpantsandjacket

U have angered the heard. Double tap bad; doge boop snoot good? Imgur used to be good back in '87. Sweet sweet '87

LokiKingOfJotunheim

I don't even know what "it" is...

PeteTusk

I thought Coke was "it".

Boredoom

I double tapped this post, just in case

OriannaTheLadyOfClockwork

just a meme geez...

CodeUsernameIrrelevent

I dont even understand what it means

When it says double tap. It means there are two things on the screen that are taps. Beer tap, syrup tap, shooting double tap. They are puns

MandaPandaGrrr

Mobile users "double tap", touch their screen twice quickly, to upvote a post. So it's mainly directed at mobile users.

spikeymaverick

No one knows what it means. But it's provocative. It gets the people going.

TituzzzD

Great reference.

Lol +1

anuragsins1991

Downvoted all of them to be safe

elbdms

Always downvote.

AboutToCr4sh

fuckin right

Every time.

DongSayaDae

Except when it is an actual "double tap keg"

MagicUmbrellas

I still don't get it. Why? What? No.

When it says double tap. It means there are two things on the screen that are taps. Beer tap, syrup tap, shoot twice and it's a double tap.

Ok..... I still don't get it. This is like the cera thing. Good for you I guess? There's no point

BarbedEsquire

I think if you double tap - maybe on your phone - it favorites, or upvotes it or something -

Ninjoo

That is correct, it upvotes

So I can make front page by making a post that says up vote me and it'll work?

Ha, well you're free to try I suppose. People still have a choice to up or downvote, so no guarantees :p

Fairdinkums

Shit like that stays on instagram

I see more of it here, tbh. :(

Only tapping I do on instagram is double tapping dat ass.

goodperspective

I instantly block anyone that does this on my Instagram.

WuTang4Kids

Fuck faces HATE him..

thecoolguywiththestuffandthethings

can confirm

1poundofitweighs10000pounds

lol

ItsJatne

I'm downvoting every one I see. C:

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Pristineus

What did ones ever do to you?

linky007

Me too

DoctorJungyBrongen

The same guy reposted all of them and got like 200,000 upvotes in a day lol

hereforcake

Our lonely little downvotes in a sea of 10,000 upvotes.

kevinallover

C:\

when it says double tap. It means there are two things on the screen that are taps. Beer tap, syrup tap, shooting double tap. They are puns

nihilistdad

So what?

Instead of point whoring by getting ppl to double tap for the upvote animation, these are actual jokes based on wordplay.

They are poor jokes at best. A single post with all of them would've been enough, hardly front page material, but oh well we've seen worse.

Report them too. "Does not belong on Imgur". It doesn't.

HorseWithComputer

Imgurs is an image sharing site. So they do belong.

And implies some sense of community, like sharing because it's cool or to learn something from it. Those posts don't fit any of that.

michoobles

Why you playa hatin'?

...why do you write like that? In any case, because it's silly and point whoring.

BloodRage4

You must be one of the double tap posters.

I'm not, but I find them funny.

Dannytraxis

Its an instagram thing and its kinda annoying that people in this are doing it :/

HarveyDentTrust

well it's just to make the function of liking button the same, easy for new users. Also we desktop users have been using numpad with 0 + -

so an easier way for mobile users is double tapping, it's rather faster, just like we use arrows to go next page, and 0 to fav, + to upvote

Matoro342

holy shit that title +1

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Mizuha112

Haha 911 upvotes

Arsikere

HE'S GOT A GUN FUCKFACE- jackass 2

ToughTurtle

It needed to be said and I am glad it did nice job @OP

WhatWillWeDoWithTheDrunkenWhaler

OP like

ICantThinkOfAnythingGoodSoThisIsIt

Both barrels, Kurt Cobain haircut? Is that what the title is getting at?

ocnarfk

That FP EDIT! https://tenor.co/pGKS.gif

yeah, why is he mad at me?

Deadpoolio7

Reminds me of v

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eepycatgirl69

"I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!.....Someone find out who that was?"

aphallatosis

Lol, that guy in the back is great. What's this from?

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10 years ago (deleted Aug 4, 2022 5:47 PM) |

I've seen that movie!

IsDisassembled

"LITTERALLY"

whodiswhodat

This is the 2nd thing, first thing was Rule #3, Double Tap, from Zombieland.

Gradwin

Smooth HD:

You the real MVP

FUCK THESE POSTS

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