anlyin
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I'd pay to see it
Gets more action
joebuck123
IWouldDoThings
...8?
linustheman
https://www.amazon.com/Zabring-Slippers-Non-Slip-Sandals-Creative/dp/B073F7J7QQ
BeefL0g
#15 mom also said for you to stop putting your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Garrly
Kissing Island shit is false.
ShotGlassFullOfRanchDressing
Was anyone else so incredibly happy that the bird came back for another few passes in front of the canera?
MichaelAndersen88
I flew Spirit to get to a research conference in Philadelphia. They delayed the flight 8 hours and I had to give my lecture on no sleep. 1/2
MichaelAndersen88
They cancelled the return flight altogether. I slept in the airport in Philadelphia because there were no other flights that day. 2/2
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Spirit is the absolute worst. I will never fly them.
solidusforprez
As with most dumps i get about half way through it an hit the right arrow on accident. One day i'll see the end of one...
angutut
angutut
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/greenland-kissing-islands/
forc3z
1 .. Laid back lamb? Look at the FUCKING position the lamb is in. That's pretty perverted
goboltz
Dear Ryan Deadpool, it's an Un-Happy Meal . . "Crisp-high-five" !
bripi
MAXIMUM EFFORT!!
Ch8541136
Never forget Carter the banana kid.
disagreeable
The dude is like 26 now.
Sandpussy
I like to imagine he has children carrying on the family tradition.
MrSnowy
Fish flops
PlayItLikeABoss
where can i buy those fish shoes??
AntaNce
https://www.amazon.com/Zabring-Slippers-Non-Slip-Sandals-Creative/dp/B073F7J7QQ i'm gonna get some, too.
PlayItLikeABoss
added to wishlist for now. thx :p
AntaNce
we can do a fashion show!
bigdaddyfatpants
I'd rock those everywhere.
TheonlyTed
For the rock paper scissors thing, in Quebec french we say it like that, in France french they say stone, sheet, scissors...
NicoretteJunkie
It is paper, rock, scissors. We put them in alphabetical order where they belong. (I don't have OCD, you do.)
Youtoldmeicanhaveanynameiwantbutyoulied1
Germany: scissors - rock - paper (Schere - Stein - Papier)
TheonlyTed
And I never once been this triggered in my life
itsybitsykitsy
Paper, scissor, stone. Just me?
bripi
yet another reason the French suck and deserve to be invaded.
MurphyPandorasLawBox
“Just get a spray tan.”
bolharr2250
The best thing in this dump
ButWhatDoIKnowISuckTheHeadsOffFish
In Swedish it’s “rock scissor paper (we’ll actually bag, instead of paper)”
sealfury
Sten-sax-tänk på miljön och använd din tygpåse
ButWhatDoIKnowISuckTheHeadsOffFish
Well*
bripi
Then, as Americans like to say: "Fuck you Sweden, it's paper. You're all twats."
warick
I learned it "paper, rock, scissors", and I'll never call it anything else
TheUpvoteMetalhead
#43 It's just because they're not used to Windows
d3vilsavocado
SweepTheLegsJohnny
Under appreciated comment of the day
TheUpvoteMetalhead
thanks
Amulett
It's rock, paper, scissors. Do people really say it any other way?
TezuNii
paper, scissors, rock spoken with a slight tune. Rock, paper, scissors is just monotone and mundane.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Only heathens say it different than that...
Assfullofbread
Rock paper scissors in Canada, even in the French parts. Idk about France though
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
guy i watch on yt got chewed out by his audience for saying “paper rock scissors” and honestly i think deserved it. even his wife joined in.
uninformedExpert
Scissors, rock, paper or, more commonly, „fli, fla, flu“ or „schnick, schnack, schnuck“ in Germany
reallysmoothcriminal
We say Schere, Stein, Papier (scissors, rock, paper) in Germany. So there’s that
bripi
If u deal with the Brtitsh cunts, it's "stone". And they're cunts.
AmandaM0
I say scissors, paper, rock; so does everyone else I know and have only heard Rock Paper Scissors in movies.
StepRightUp
Weird! Anything but RPS sounds so wrong to my ears! in So Cal, USA
AmandaM0
I’m in Australia so I guess it’s backwards like everything else
d3vilsavocado
Where I live it’s paper, scissors, rock. The RPS order sounds so wrong.
6099x
Most indo-european languages have an innate sequence to word groups containing 1 vowel. its always flick flack, not flack flick 1/2
6099x
Source: i learned this at uni, but am unable to recall the phenomenon's exact name. Anyone who knows about the name, pls enlighten me 2/3
6099x
Anyways, the confusion arises when you translate between languages. in german its scissors, rock, paper i o a (schere stein papier e a a)
moonmoonmoonsmoon
It's scissors, paper, stone in Singapore, and it's scissors, rock, paper in China (but in Chinese).
moonmoonmoonsmoon
Actually now I think about it, its scissors, rock, cloth in Chinese if literally translated. Rock, scissors, cloth is popular too.
Zelatrix
Who designed the lamb?
mazimillion
Idk but it’s like at least $30 usd and that’s fucking bonkers for a questionable chocolate lamb
NZSheeps
Lamb is expensive, though (even in New Zealand)
InfernoidPrisma
Wait a second! Is it a lamb or a lamp?
ReadOnlyMemories
Chocolate lamb, for eating.. it's chocolate for easter in the shape of a lamb
tooomanystevesgotbanned
A kiwi for sure. ;)
bigdaddyfatpants
Stormy Daniel's
SirDuckOnQuack
Thought Stormy was an odd first name, turns out she's a pornstar and it's likely a stage name.
rarelyaccuratefacts
"Likely"
Dedeurmetdebaard
The Welsh.
FlatPlutoSociety
#8 WATER THOOOOOSE?
AntaNce
https://www.amazon.com/Zabring-Slippers-Non-Slip-Sandals-Creative/dp/B073F7J7QQ i'm gettin' me some.
HurricaneShade
Who's eating Shawn the Sheep!
wotevz
Lost it at spirit aiirlines lol.. +1
bripi
I know. Fuck that guy!
WorkerLurker
Ok, today I also learned I’m a whore. 8? That seems low...
Totsmacgee
I was looking for someone else to admit this!
GuylnTheBack
In college it’s like 8 every year. I don’t know many people below that number
Andalite
CorgiCircus
Yes
pc404
I had an Indian boss once, best boss ever, I learned a lot about work ethic and why they are so successful. Also, chicken curry once a week.
davidthemonkey
i had an indian boss, cheapest bitch i know, i had to buy pens for the shop to fill out the important paperwork cause she just bought the1/2
davidthemonkey
crappiest ones that kept cutting out all the time and made the paperwork nearly impposible to do properly
RobertNAdams
Two of my best friends are Indian. My taste buds now have +5 fire resistance. I have transcended white people spicy.
ccregor
My Indian friend's Mom made food, one of the spice bowls had a toothpick in it for serving. It was fermented pepper, lessons were learned...
DarkEvilSoul
My ex is brown, his family use to stare at me when I ate spicy food waiting for the typical white girl reaction of "this is too hot".
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Anowlbeadz
It does appear that way but it appears Harry as a decent amount of sass himself
Muushraaaam
She is the blue one in all of them...
ahotpotato
Sweet, sweet justice.
BerryJams
Isn't she still blue? The first blue message says uses Harry's name
UmmmPhrasing
Idiot
Andalite
? It doesn't switch what are you talking about? Blue is Gracie and gray is her boss, Harry.
Magicflutefreddie
Nothing is fake on the internet.
ZOMGNO
Double check! I thought so too for a second, but both are Gracie when I reread it!
LanReady
I can’t be mad with that much sass.
theyar
You can tell it's fake because they said they needed "office supplies" that's not a thing you ask someone to buy.
canyouthriveat35
Um.. I do. I'll text my boss we say we need an item and she'll get it. Usually highlighters.
theyar
Exactly. You say the item. You don't say "office supplies."
EthicalLapse
Unless I’m summing up the collection of different things I told you to order earlier in two words so I don’t have to list them all again.
theyar
Still awkward.
Khrome
I Googled it for you, America: Jimmy Savile is a creepy pedophile DJ.
forc3z
that's the joke.
Khrome
Sorry. never heard of him over here.
bripi
A creepy convicted pedo who ravaged the hospital system for decades. He was one of the sickest fux that ever lived.
rshini
yeep, it's only after he died and they started a big celebration of his life when his dirty secrets immediately came out, embarrassing BBC
bripi
That is even MORE disturbing, considering he's been doing it for DECADES. Jim was a devil, no doubt; why so long??
rshini
hush money and people covering up after him, it's gross
hellokokoro
I SAW SOMEONE IN THOSE FUCKING FISH SHOES AT COSTCO THE OTHER DAY.
ImgurEatSleep
So, how many pairs did you buy?
jordyParPar
You're welcome. https://www.belovedshirts.com/products/fish-slippers-1
linustheman
https://www.amazon.com/Zabring-Slippers-Non-Slip-Sandals-Creative/dp/B073F7J7QQ
feryooday
<3
PrincessMoonicorn
They're kipper slippers. Pleae note this is not factual information...
Acronymicon
Fish flops?
worrso
I OWN SOME OF THESE FUCKING FISH SHOES AND AM DEFINITELY NOT WEIRD.
JasmineWindsong
But why
worrso
Ever looked down on you and seen your feet in two fish?
TheTittyLicker
So for real tho how true to size are they word on the street is that a 10 is really like an 8.5. Im in the market.
steviedrawsdinos
Seconded
worrso
Well mine are 42/43 in old country units (10/10.5 for you) and pretty true to that, but there are many fish in the s̶e̶a̶ market, so maybe?
hellokokoro
he was looking at fish, too... probably making some pants or something...
Greenh2
Something about this seems fishy....
itadakimeowsu
"Flippers" you might call them.
daguq
You might wanna check your capslock.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
This falls into the category of “Things I Wouldn’t Buy, But If They Were Comfy I Would Totally Wear.”
1PunMan
If you got fish shoes you got issues.
sighidontknowwhattoputheresoiguessillputthis
Better get some tissues.
rankaleenyanyan
Sigh. *unzips*
Placentaur
I need FOUR PLY, FOUR PLY, FOUR PLY, FOUR PLY- when I cryyyy
SirSage
Ned and The Needlefish are better
CrazyCatLad
Hmm, not Walmart, interesting.
ImgursLibertarian
Whoever decides to google the link respond to me here #FORCAPITALISM!
scottjaeger
I . N . C . E . P . T . I . O . N
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
Just wondering panties using the same theme
C8rmenLee
Ahhh so there is actually something worse than crocs now - impressed and grossed out
ImgursLibertarian
If they aren't Called "Fish-Flops" then Capitalism has failed.
SomeDetroitGuy
How is Uber Eats cost effective? Are you paying like $10 to get a $6 Wendy's meal delivered?
TheNonInsestuousJaime
I just use it to look at the menu then call for delivery/pick up and it's around 20% cheaper
crispymartyr
Kansas City has Menufy, which is the same thing but a shitload cheaper, and the company isn't run by idiots. I love my delivered pho.
DelightfullyOdd
Depends on how much you value not having to go anywhere.
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
You could say I value that most in life. That and sleep.
bugeyetex
It's better than your blind grandma driving her Crown Victoria down the sidewalk and mowing over pedestrians
SweepTheLegsJohnny
Oh, so you heard about what Grandma did last week. Yes, they revoked her license, she’s just stubborn sometimes.
GetOffMyLawnYa
But think of the comedic value!! Start filming!
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Never underestimate the laziness of humans.
GeorgeGeef
Or the drunkenness and or/stonedness of humans.
12rt2345g342563
Or the inability of some people to drive a car for age/health/legal reasons.
FurToaster
OMG its like $32.98 because you cant order a fukin COMBO you gotta order a burger, fries & dirnk... like WTF.
PiGiSpi
isnt...isn't that a typical combo?
FurToaster
Yeah but not for $32.98 for TWO combos!!!
Magicflutefreddie
That's kind of specific.
FurToaster
yes very
abstraction21
My credit card has a $350/year "travel credit", which includes Uber Eats... I spent that travel credit within 2 months.
artistsrendering
Uber Eats is the only thing standing between me and a cold, bone-dry, unseasoned chicken sandwich during my weekly IV infusions at UCLA.
ThisIsTheBestICanDo
Too specific man. Just say it’s the only way to get good food when you’re stuck for medical purposes
artistsrendering
BeautifulSound
Umm, kwhatnow?
artistsrendering
You know... an IV. That thing they stick in your arm to administer medicine when your body is trying to kill you.
StepRightUp
Or, you know, you could pack a lunch ffs
mcshady
I think the cold dry chicken sandwich is his packed lunch.
artistsrendering
I suppose I could wake up at 3:00 am instead of 3:30 and use what little energy I have left in me to put together a cold sandwich. 1/2
artistsrendering
Or I could treat myself to a hot meal bc 5 hours in an oncology center is punishment enough. Life is too short for cold lunches. 2/2
StepRightUp
Suuucks! My sister always got served lunch on her chemo days at infusion center...? Maybe cuz her diabetes?? Different policies??? huh
artistsrendering
They serve lunch it's just dry, cold, and devoid of salt. They do have a decent fruit plate though. It's a lovely gesture to be sure.
inkgrrl
Yeah fuck that. Also, try Postmates out. May have greater variety.
artistsrendering
Thanks for the tip! $3.99 delivery doesn't hurt either.
PiGiSpi
I feel for you, but you seem very intent on letting everyone know you're sick, and it's strange to me
artistsrendering
Why do people share videos of their cats? Being sick isn't just a big part of my life, it is my life. I don't hide from it 1/4
artistsrendering
get to connect with people similar situations that just need to hear a friendly word of encouragement and know that they aren't alone. 3/4
artistsrendering
or pass up the opportunity to educate people about rare diseases in an effort to make those around me more comfortable. Sometimes I even 2/4
artistsrendering
We're not looking for pity. We're just tired of being invisible. 4/4
agentarcher
Uber eats is great for streamers that make thousands of dollars by never leaving home. Shroud doesn't even own a car or drive.
SassyPiplup
Yeah, people should just drive drunk when they are home like real Americans
mangogangsta
Cost effective vs convenience
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Fast food was the convenience of the past, not it's Uber Fast Food. No need for drive thrus or anything lol
dirtybarnacles
Um...worth it. Chronic illness here, can confirm being totally willing to pay the convenience fee \_(“,)_/
LadyIJustWorkHere
Because it’s like 10,000 cheaper than a DUI
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
I bet you've had delivery pizza once in your life. Its the same thing except instead of a tip you just pay more on the bill. 1/?
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
Also uber eats is amazing for big orders, like 60$ mcdonald runs for your entire crew. Everyone gets lit AF using paper plates n shit. 2/2
theTenderOne
Its companies who pay for the service, you're more like the "product" being sold...without it you probably wouldn't have gotten food anyway
AntaNce
around here it's $5.99, no mater what you get. using that during radiation treatments. I's good for me...
Sharkuu
i would love to pay some1 5€ to get me 5€ of some fast food shit, delivery starts at 20 for a pizza here if you also want a drink
SchizophrenicMC
I used Uber Eats, Doordash, and Favor a lot when I worked tech support and could only get away from my desk long enough to go down to (1/
SchizophrenicMC
the lobby and pick up an order. When lunch is had between phone calls, you take what you can get. (2/2)
AriPlanetLord
It's not cost effective. It's a way to get food into your mouth without going to get it. That's priceless to some people.
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
It's not horrible if you would have gone out to eat at a sit-down place, once you count waiter tip and cocktails. Other than that, not cheap
LadyIJustWorkHere
Because I’m already drunk and really shouldn’t drive
scottjaeger
some people with really poor decision making skills
ITalkAboutGoats
Or housebound
riggeroo
This
oobeedoobenubi
I pay $10 a month to get my groceries delivered. They bring them right into the kitchen. Worth every fucking cent.
Driftkingpanda
Thru what company?
oobeedoobenubi
Peapod. I know we realistically pay more since some items are marked up and add on a tip, but its still worth it to me.
SomeDetroitGuy
But if you go with Jimmy John's or pizza then you're not paying nearly as much for the delivery costs.
Doopapotamus
Tell that to JJ's when they've moved their store out of their delivery area for me and I ain't got a car to go get me a sandwich from them.
rarelyaccuratefacts
You're missing the point. Uber Eats, at least in my area, provides variety. Sometimes I want enchiladas and don't want to leave the house.
Bricklemeyer
Also Jimmy John's will get it to you before you even get off the phone
JauneHabanero
Jimmy John's doesn't deliver nearly as far some of us would like. I'm legit half a mile past there delivery area. And it's disheartening
FoodAndAlcoholism
Their, but yea that sucks.