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00tj
I favorite this everytime. Maybe some day I will go through and read it.
all4gaines
Churchill's scissors beat Hitler's paper....
SpicyLava
I made the mistake of laughing whenever my 4 year old said "poop". Now she'll randomly come up to me and whisper "POOP!". She's 32 now.
antras
"Hey guys, I'm auctioning a dollar! The rules are that-" "Go fuck yourself, Kevin."
Vampiratelycan
The earworm one doesn't work. Tried several times
Sassmachine
If you started nodding your head when asking me a question, I'd be more prone to worry about what I assume is a neurosis.
FisterRobot0
My sister has essential tremors, which make her look to be nodding sometimes. I still disagree with almost everything she says.
bringusashrubbery
well... I can't get my hands warm ever... so I guess I'll never be inviting.
Corgito
Rock Paper Scissors didn't work.. I was flicked off instead
richtick
I tried it on the wife and was interrogated as to why I was playing the game at all. It worked with the sheep at work though.
respondes
I do the opposite of the talk and pile. I take my friends stuff... wait
aerodynamit3
totally yawned.
brap
You've never been in Grand Central during rush hour, have you?
JustLurkinAround07
Holy crap my 3yr old son does the so agreeable one to me all the time! He nods his head while asking if he can have chocolate
richtick
Ha things to watch for and things to try!
FrozenVapors
Can someone explain the dollar auction to me?
ZachPutland
A group of dumb people will all give up bids that total more than $1 when only a single person wins the $1
asianFIRE
it only works on idiots...don't bid on a dollar
difficultturdtopass
I've been using the "broccoli trick" on my son since he learned to talk. Not sure about some of these but that one works.
SaveTheLlamas
Isn't contagious yawning a wives tale?
richtick
No sir it's not. How have you lived life and not seen this before?
SaveTheLlamas
I just don't yawn when I see someone else yawn, I never really noticed it in other people either.
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
My old boss used to do that agreeable/nod head bullshit.
winforFinn
Mine used to always ask "you know?" At the end of questions to try to get us to keep saying "yes" over and over to him. Like we were sheep.
richtick
Ha yup. Mine says "so we all agree" and nods his head. Nope pal you're an ass lol
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
Tried the rock paper scissors one - it didn't work
SatinSpoon
Just used the rock paper scissors one on my gf, she got mad when I told her why I was laughing
mossyrock
Would they not just stand there going "dafuq" while you're shouting "rock, paper, scissors"?
mediumsizedtittycommittee
I use #2 on my boyfriend sometimes. He just goes along with it haha
TheColossusOfCloutt
I wish my girlfriend would go #2 on me...
SatinSpoon
Ya nasty
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Somanyquestions
#2 Or just ask your friend to help you carry stuff.
Sijil
If someone asks you a question right before a game of RPS, choose Paper. They think theyve tricked you into choosing scissors and will rock.
Experics
Ever wanted to clear Grand Station? Call in a fake bomb threat and you'll have the place all to yourself!
Jakester4316
The "Stalker Detector" in a car just make four right turns if you think your being followed, this forms a circle and they should be behind..
Jakester4316
...you still if they are following you (ran out of characters on the original)
ZachPutland
#2 or ask them #3 are you looking at their eyes or at your destination? #4 only works on dumb people #7 post hoc ergo propter hoc
ArdentSlacker
Worth noting, the "path finder" trick requires some visibility. It's a lot more effective when tall.
DogtorRay
I hate handshakes because I always have cold clammy hands no matter what. Idk what to do about it.
kgglitterazzi
Unless your stalker is a psychopath. They have no empathetic reaction and therefore don't yawn when they see somebody else do so....
RelevantReference
The dollar auction wouldn't work with my friends. One person would bid $.01 and everybody would let him have it to screw over the auctioneer
accountjustforcommenting
Ill use the broccoli trick on a girl: Ok , do you want to have sex wuth me two times, or 5?
LondonBridgeHasFallen
Did she feel like she was getting a great deal?
Pahqman
I can't imagine this working with ANY group outside of a comedy sketch. An unfunny comedy sketch. Like Mad TV
HowDoIAdult
I had a math professor do this to prove a point, it ended at like 3 dollars if I remember correctly
ShepskyHuskherd
This might be different because it was for charity, but I once saw an auctioneer sell a $100 bill for $1000some with this method
HibiscuitsTea
Darren Brown does some of these extremely well. Hes so awesome.
GivingOutFalseHope
'Earthworm Destroyer' sounds so much dirtier than what it really is.
kottm20a
It should be earworm destroyer, I think.
itmightbeamemorableday
"The Dollar Auction" - You have some greedy, stupid friends. Get new friends;These ones don't understand game theory and probably never will
ZachPutland
Game theory was probably the coolest class I ever took. Super interesting
spiderqueendemon
Mine would just take out paper and pencils, calculators, and start figuring out the optimal bid. Then they'd make deals.
spiderqueendemon
*sigh* I should really quit befriending engineers.