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College kids walk around asking to kiss people. Want sauce? Go find it.
Feb 7, 2017 12:53 PM
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College kids walk around asking to kiss people. Want sauce? Go find it.
98VoteForPedro
OP is a faggot
dewhicular
No, I don't want sauce. Go to hell.
cbpolo22
Kid after getting rocked
PuckSlapper
POW! Right in the kisser.
sovietfedor
"Want sauce? Go find it." - Wow. The OP is so edgy.
cobrapup
Activating Personal Space Adjuster. Personal space has been reclaimed.
TheOrangeElephantStranglingOctopus
Give me one!! Personal space! Give me two!! Personal space! Give me three!! Stay out of my personal space!
ucandcantunc
Cool? That security guy just committed assault....cannot go punching people just cause they are dicks... Good evidence for trial.
TheCuratorofAsscheeks
Oh I love this too much, what a clean uppercut
pterodafinil
"Cmon man just one bite, I love froyo." "Not gonna happen man." "Just a nibbl-" *POW* "Bitch I said don't touch my delicious yogurt treat!"
powersimm
If you are in college now, you are not a millennial.
IAmGodot
What? Millennials were born 1980 to 2000. That means anywhere from 37 down to 16. So college-aged people are still millennials.
GreasyTupperware
"Want sauce? Go find it?" OR Go fuck yourself OP
Rule22
You could accomplish both in the same sitting
Promethianfire
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
DanSeavey
Now we see what unwanted sexual (well....technically) advances get us!
aboxacaraflatafan
Help, help! I'm being repressed!
mathematicsofwantonburritomeals
Sorry for the downvote from the dipshit that didn't realize you were quoting Monty Python.
neil137
has asked first. the black man said yes. he didn't touch him, just went in for kiss. Then he got assaulted. this is Assault.
nabtogo
This is stupid, in the video the guy said '' yeah I'll kiss you and I'm going to like it'' then he punched him....
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Betanaut
If you don't want people to involuntarily touch you, don't fucking involuntarily touch them.
nabtogo
You're saying that on conjecture. When some one tells you one thing but instead you're punched is that fair?
Betanaut
Sarcasm isnt express consent fuckwit.
Blackbird2Raven
What does being a mellennial have anything to do with this? Srsly people, its an overused joke already.
neil137
assault. 5-10 years
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Yeah, ONLY "edgy college millennials" are assholes. You're one, pal!
Penguinsruletheworld
And that's assault.
RotlausViking
JetmanNinety3
And then immediately goes back to grab his spoon and finish his chili
DopeyFuckedaPenguinAgain
"Here's your kiss..." POW... "right in the kisser"
ThatQuietlySmirking
ILikeToCommentWithGifs
POW right in the kisser!
Krzyjoe
Stop screaming, you can't hear me
FrogCoin
POW right in the kisser!
ILikeToCommentWithGifs
POW right in the kisser!
DarrowJ
POW right in the kisser!
ILikeToCommentWithGifs
POW right in the kisser!
ILikeToCommentWithGifs
POW right in the kisser!
itsatoughshittydingo
Had it coming.
xtsnx
Yup, Get in someones face, gonna get smacked if you have been warned.
jezzey
It seems like the guy held back too.
xtsnx
well he was just trying to enjoy his froyo...
lookingOknaked
"In Russia, punch means stab and kisser means ass-hole."
itsatoughshittydingo
Where did you get that shit?
lookingOknaked
One of my favourite dirty pleasures, Brickleberry.
Adriaaaaaaaaaaan
Looks like Cutty from The Wire.
onepositivedude
Not really. Looks the same size though
itslikechowder
I thought it was Sinbad
JustQuitSmoking
HURR DURR SOCIAL EXPERIMENT GUISE!!11one!
Anonawesome
"GONE SEXUAAAAAAAAL!!!"
butwhyisalltherumgone
I read this as.. "HODOR"
popejubal
It was only a prank, bro!
LokeGroundrunner
Well that's assault. Good going security
HalloweenAintTillManana
God I hate people like you.
LokeGroundrunner
For having reasonable logic? Whatever makes you feel better I guess
OliverClothesoff70
So you feel the punch was not justified? What if the guy was trying to kiss a female against her will? How about then?
Croaked
DisGonBGood.Joeg
HalloweenAintTillManana
People should be getting punched in the face more not less. Then country wide logic would be off the charts.
LokeGroundrunner
No one should be punched but I'm glad to know you condone violence
BlackIsAllIFeel
Assault is cool as long as the victim is annoying. Unrelated - Illegal immigrants should be jailed. The law is the law.
TygrF
Exactly. Security person responding properly to forcible unwanted sexual assault.
Kernallkobb
Actually watch the video. The guy tells him if you kiss me He won't have a problem and will enjoy it. He baited him in just to punch him.
draxxthemsklounst
That guy's body language said otherwise.
LokeGroundrunner
No security guard is in the wrong. The guy didn't even commit sexual assault but the bouncer did by punching him
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Guy had reason to believe it was going to happen and defended himself.
LokeGroundrunner
But it didn't happen which means the security guard committed assault.
lichtly
The bouncer does not have to wait to see if he actually does it. He can retaliate as if it might have happened to protect himself.
Betanaut
That's not how it works, reasonable suspicion of intent is all you need. If a person makes even semi aggressive moves, you can defend.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
If it wasn't self defense, the guard would be committing battery, not assault. Assault is the threat of harm.
lichtly
If that happened here in Florida the bouncer was completely right to strike him. Kissing, Spitting, or Licking are assault.
CheeseKaiser
Slowly (very slowly) moving toward someone with puckered lips is more assult than jacking someone in the face now?
Dolewhipper
Sexual assault
LearnSomething
Doesn't matter which is worse. What matter is which happened first.
DiracsDelta
Well, if it was some guy who was making unwanted advances on a young girl and she hit him, would you defend her?
Bucks22
This guy gets it +1
Tylurker
If she said yes and that she'd enjoy it...
DiracsDelta
Keywords: unwanted advances
shitduke
He defended himself against rape, you shitlord!
LokeGroundrunner
Haha thanks shitduke
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
brother just tryna eat his fucking frozen yogurt
maniacalmacaroni
He looks like he immediately went to the back to eating it too, haha.
maniacalmacaroni
That looked like a serious fucking uppercut though, hope that kid is okay
Sugabus
It started with a kiss, how'd it end up like fist?
guyfolksisdead
A kiss with a fist is better than none.
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
It was only a fist, it was only a fist
MrPresidentDino
I would say he may actually be falling asleep after that fist kiss. Idk about cabs and smoking though.
Greatwood
And I'm clutching my chest now, he puts on that spiked glove now, in it goes?
SendMrBrightsideMemes
I'm relevant
PubstarHero
How long have you been waiting for that?
SendMrBrightsideMemes
Months
FrankieValleyAndTheFourKindgoms
I can confirm Mr Brightside.... I'm Mr Brightside
picardsaysengayge
Thanks
ICantDecideOnAUserNameAndKeepChangingIt
It was only a kiss. It was only a kiss.
whoopsywoo
It was only a kiss I T W A S O N L Y A K I S S
IamNICE124
Yes, because no baby boomer ever got punched in the face for doing something stupid..
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
My mom once socked a hippie upside the head with a peace medallion for acting like an asshole.
killarupert
He never said they didn't, can people on this website stop being so fucking sensitive lol
IamNICE124
If you don't want drama then don't use divisive labels when trying to be funny. I don't identify with the jackass in the gif.
wenturi
Found an edgy college millennial.
midnightman163
I'm a millennial and I thought this was funny
wenturi
Same here, but "some" people are oversensitive.
wenturi
Same here, but "some" people are oversensitive.
IamNICE124
Enjoy your downvotes.
midnightman163
I am thank you
IamNICE124
Found irrationalism.
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popejubal
Maybe you were, but I was a jackass well into my 20's and I'm not a millenial.
BrockenSpectre
Wow do you ever plan on graduating anytime soon?
Betanaut
Just because you couldn't get into a college doesn't mean you were never college age.
IamNICE124
If I could upvote this more than once, I'd die upvoting this comment.
IamNICE124
You're right, no baby boomer currently incarcerated committed a crime outside of their high school years. Total (alternative) fact.
gamecockss
What's the deal with physical violence if you're security? Is it allowed as part of the job? Curious in general terms and not just this gif
slaaneshBuiltMyJetbike
You may use an appropriate level of force necessary to defend yourself or a third party. Source: I'm a Security Officer.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
That's just the type of people that get hired to be security guards.
cacuin
Worked security for 10+ years. Never got in a fight. But I saw tons of guys who became security to just fight.
slaaneshBuiltMyJetbike
You may use an appropriate level of force necessary to defend yourself or a third party. Source: I'm a Security Officer.
ObiwanKantnotbe
Couple of weeks/months ago (don't remember) a bouncer in Murcia, Spain, punched a guy in the face. Guy went into coma and bouncer to jail
ObiwanKantnotbe
here's the video in case you are curious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzK6ch5ufCA
Betanaut
Most security is just random big dudes standing around making barely over min wage. Generally the only qualification is 'stay visibly sober'
lamiadomina
I can't speak for your area, but it's a licensed profession in my state. Everything from bouncers to high class bodyguards.
Betanaut
Your state isn't hiring licensed bodyguards to stand by fences during protests and concerts.
lamiadomina
Actually, they are. It's a crime to accept compensation for *any* security service without a license.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
someone who is "security" is basically just a civilian as far as Law Enforcement is concerned. having said that, the cops are more likely
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
to believe the bouncer's story than the drunk college kid's story.
LokeGroundrunner
You don't know he's drunk. But we do know the guard assaulted him when he hit him. The kid leaned in sure, but he didn't do anything wrong
Betanaut
An unwanted kiss is sexaul assault, no jury in the states is gonna send you up for punching someone trying to kiss you against your will.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
i was speaking generally, which is why i said "bouncer". gif-kid has a sign, suggesting he's a protestor, not a bar patron.
lichtly
Eh, depends on the jurisdiction. Here in Florida spitting on or licking someone is assault. The guy could argue it was attempted assault 1
lichtly
Which would allow him to preempt with considerable force per the Stand Your Ground law. 2
lamiadomina
As others have said, trying to push a kiss on someone is a crime (harrassment or even assault). His intent was clearly to commit a crime.
lamiadomina
In most US jurisdictions, self defense begins with the credible threat of a crime, which this kid clearly presented.