My favorite Olympic event
MRW I wake up and see the z*mbies have taken the lead
20 Years ago today
Ta-da!
Especially those in my neighborhood
Usersub
It's my third cakeday. Here are five of my earliest favorites
Rolling through usersub as a human like
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mlemmiest pic I have of my dog.
Riot Fest has their own set of Garbage Pail Kids this year
Spiderdog makes a cameo
The struggle is real.
Some will say it's fake
Dogmelts
Proportion of nopes found across all rooms
Dog has ball. Dog makes ball go SQUEAK!!!
The US's first four K-9 Medal of Courage recipients
MRW I look at the clock and see I spent my entire lunch break browsing user sub.
New McD's Kale salad has more calories, fat, sodium than a double Big Mac
This is amazing
Some Shel Silverstein for you
Philthy
Nick & Megan
Finally, a use for Twitter Polls
Ceci n'est pas un titre
Heroes don't always wear capes.
Snowcaine is a hell of a drug
Been told it's my YouKnowWhatDay so here are 10 great 90s punk albums for you. Do with them what you will.
When I see another fitness post on Imgur
MRW our cat wakes us up at 4 in the morning singing the song of her people
Does anyone know what breed of dog this is?
The entire internet this morning
It's been over ten years and I still feel like an asshole.
I wonder what else it has in common with my ex?
Liquid ping pong in space
I'm stoked for this (New Trailer! Link in description)
MRW I accidentally leave a typo in the tilte
Me after my Aunt Jo polishes off her 5th glass of Shiraz
MRW Black Books pops up on Netflix Streaming
Can't wait to meet all my internet friends!
Wait for it...
Fill 'er up
Waller County video evidence
Shelter Cats - A Special Report
All Aboard!
LiartownUSA favorites
You know they used to be called jumpolines until your mom....oh shit!
Lightning in the Windy City
Classy move, @POTUS
If I understand cricket correctly, he totally put the nurdle on that dibbly dobbly
Calvin & Markov
Hot Coffee Lawsuit
The Warboys have invaded Amazon Reviews
Fuck this spot in particular
Take your children to work day
Guess Wu?
Flatucles - the god that could fart hornets
Mind-bending hand make-up from Luca Luce
MRW I want to rock out at the football game but forget to stretch.